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Gas Attack
Nov 21, 2008 | 4:00 PM
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Boy busted for Gas Attack!!


A 13 yo Martin county student was arrested for "disrupting a class" after repeatedly farting in class. The evil deed was a hit among his peers but evidently the older foggies were not impressed.


Maybe a couple of my pals need to be arrested for spreading gas among us in the form of  defending fat cats bailouts and crooked politicians? Bootlicking gives you gas. Be careful boys.
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mmustangg read my blog view my photos
Nov 21, 2008 | 7:24 PM

Over here boys! I found the source of the smell!
michaelnash read my blog view my photos
Nov 21, 2008 | 7:43 PM

Oh, thank God they stopped this young man before he got older and blew-up a high-school chemistry class.
mmustangg read my blog view my photos
Nov 21, 2008 | 7:46 PM

Nash,

Or worse, ran for public office as a Democrat!rolling on the floor
yellowdog read my blog view my photos
Nov 21, 2008 | 8:22 PM

FUNNY BOYS!!!

If I had been busted for every time I passed a bit of air, I'd be Charlie mansons roommate, not that the aroma of a DAWG is offensive, I've been told it resembles spring lilacs..
mmustangg read my blog view my photos
Nov 21, 2008 | 8:42 PM

"If I had been busted for every time I passed a bit of air, I'd be Charlie mansons roommate, not that the aroma of a DAWG is offensive, I've been told it resembles spring lilacs.."

Do you get turkey and all the fixings in the liberal psych ward?
yellowdog read my blog view my photos
Nov 21, 2008 | 9:57 PM

spam and cold beans.
mmustangg read my blog view my photos
Nov 21, 2008 | 10:40 PM

"spam and cold beans."

Otherwise known as the "Obama-After Tax Diet".
FloydFreak read my blog view my photos
Nov 22, 2008 | 6:22 AM

This sounds suspiciously similar to an episode of "South Park".

The offender's last name wasn't "CARTMAN", was it?

Hey, as BLEEP Jagger said, "It's a gas, gas, gas."

FMAO!
Hawkeye read my blog
Nov 22, 2008 | 6:35 AM

"I've been told it resembles spring lilacs.."

It's GOTTA smell better then what comes out of the OTHER end......

ROFLMAO....................
Vittorio read my blog view my photos
Nov 22, 2008 | 10:24 AM

Try sleeping in the same bed as your spouse, 2 dogs and a cat. Thank God women don't fart.
yellowdog read my blog view my photos
Nov 22, 2008 | 11:56 AM

Why is that Vit?

They do but they blame it on the cat. No wonder some stay in a continuous stage of "bunged upped-ness", a good fart and a belch cleans out the systems and is good for the constitution.
Hawkeye read my blog
Nov 22, 2008 | 12:04 PM

THERE you go,,,,,, Mis-interpreting the Constitution again.. ( Sigh )

WILL it EVER end????
Vittorio read my blog view my photos
Nov 22, 2008 | 6:25 PM

Holy schidt Hawk. I almost choked on my own spit!
DeborahLakeHelen read my blog view my photos
Nov 23, 2008 | 1:46 PM

Weeellll, What I WANT to know, is WHY wasn't his MOMMA was arrested, too? She's the one who fed him the spareribs, sauerkraut and red onions for dinner the night before. She didn't give him ANY GasX before he went out the door, did NOT provide him with an odor-eater for his shorts, or a butt-plug to try to alleviate the inevitable. The ONLY reason the poor little fella was turning off computers, was because OBAMA'S Snopes site LIED to him, and told him that ripping the cheese around a computer could be deadly. Have some compassion for the little fartblossom! Sheese!
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I have been a resident of Hillsborough County since skippy was a puppy. I am a yellowdog Democrat {fiscal conservative, social moderate, radical defender of the constitution and of your civil liberties}. Member of the ACLU and the NRA. I love dogs, children and my personal freedom, do not suffer fools lightly and enjoy honest, spirited debate.

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