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An Indian walks into a cafe with a shotgun in one hand pulling
a male buffalo with the other. He says to the waiter, "Want coffee."

The waiter says, "Sure, Chief. Coming right up."

 He gets the Indian a tall mug of coffee. The Indian drinks the
coffee down in one gulp, turns and blasts the buffalo with the
shotgun, causing parts of the animal to splatter everywhere
and then just walks out.

The next morning the Indian returns.

He has his shotgun in one hand, pulling another male buffalo
with the other. He walks up to the counter and says to the
waiter, "Want coffee."

The waiter says "Whoa, Tonto! We're still cleaning up your
mess from yesterday. What was all that about, anyway?"

The Indian smiles and proudly says, "Training for position
in United States Congress. Come in, drink coffee, shoot
the bull, leave mess for others to clean up, disappear for
rest of day."

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HybridTalk read my blog view my photos
Jul 21, 2008 | 9:45 AM

Way to funny....then I began to think how it reflected the truth...

Oh, it is still funny!!!

CAKhomelodge read my blog view my photos
Jul 21, 2008 | 7:59 PM

poor buffalo. its always the innocent and weaker ones who get blowed away! yet I seem to remember a saying it goes something like this " for the people by the people" mmmmmm. it seems to me my vote really does not count- cause they got the " super delegates" who get to decide -not the people who get blowed away!

caseyjones38 read my blog view my photos
Jul 21, 2008 | 10:05 PM

That`s only one reason why the electoral college is antiquated and not fit to be a part of a democracy.

shell19
Jul 22, 2008 | 12:23 AM

You hit the nail on the head. They also pass bills and hide it from the people. Isn't there any honest people in congress.

girlscout read my blog view my photos
Jul 22, 2008 | 11:14 AM

Nope.

dprin339 read my blog view my photos
Jul 22, 2008 | 12:06 PM

nope, not a one

CAKhomelodge read my blog view my photos
Jul 22, 2008 | 6:42 PM

hey you all - elect me I'll be honest! and I think evrything should go on a ballet for the people to vote on! we should know everything that is going on!

johntheman7 read my blog
Oct 18, 2008 | 12:24 PM

Our beautiful soon to be Vice President Sarah Palin is also would be better at leading our nation in the future after a McCain Presidency than Senator Barak Obama would be in leading our nation in the future starting in January 2009 because of three areas which are as follows: ideology , experience, and accomplisments. Ideologically she is a conservative. Experientially she has two years of executive administrative governing experience . When it comes to accomplishments she accomplished 3 major things which are as follows: government reform, the state budget and the economy, and wise use of natural resources. She reformed government by standing up to the big oil companies by breaking up the monopoly on power and resources. She insisted on competition and basic fairness which ended the control that the oil companies had on the state, and thereby returning control of the state back to the people. She lead well in the state budget by generating a surplus which came about by vetoing a half billion dollars of wasteful spending. Economically under her leadership she brought about the largest private-sector infrastructure project in North American history. She also suspended the state fuel tax, and when oil and gas prices went up dramatically, and filled up the state treasury, she sent a large share of that revenue back where it belonged - directly to the people of Alaska . On natural resources she has shown great leadership by beginning a nearly forty billion dollar natural gas pipeline to help lead America to energy independence, so please vote John McCain for President

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witeduv719

I love God, children, being a mom/grandma, animals (especially horses, dogs & cats), nature & my BIG family(including CAKhomelodge!)

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