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Drunk At The Door
Jul 9, 2008 | 4:47 PM
Category: Entertainment
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Just a little laugh for today...we all need one sometimes.

Have a great day!

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A man is in bed with his wife when there is a knock on the door. He rolls over and
looks at his clock -- it's half-past three in the morning.

"I'm not getting out of bed at this time," he thinks, and rolls over. Then, a louder
knock follows.

"Aren't you going to answer that?" says his wife. So, he drags himself out of bed
and goes downstairs. He opens the door and there is man standing at the door.
It didn't take the homeowner long to realize the man was drunk.

"Hi there," slurs the stranger, "Can you give me a push?"

"No. Get lost, it's half-past three. I was in bed," says the man and slams the door.
 
He goes back up to bed and tells his wife what happened and she says, "Dave,
that wasn't very nice of you. Remember that night we broke down in the pouring
rain on the way to pick the kids up from the baby-sitter and you had to knock on
that man's door to get us started again? What would have happened if he'd told
us to get lost?"

"But the guy was drunk," says the husband.

"It doesn't matter," says the wife. "He needs our help and it would be the Christian
thing to help him."

So, the husband gets out of bed again, gets dressed and goes downstairs. He
opens the door and, not being able to see the stranger anywhere he shouts, "Hey,
do you still want a push?" and he hears a voice cry out, "Yeah, please."

So, still being unable to see the stranger, he shouts, "Where are you?"

And the stranger replies, "I'm over here, on your swing set."

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lostinohio read my blog view my photos
Jul 11, 2008 | 10:52 AM

oh my godness whieduv that was funny,i passed it on to my friends for they could smile today
jigsgirl read my blog view my photos
Jul 11, 2008 | 2:10 PM

That was great!!!
CAKhomelodge read my blog view my photos
Jul 12, 2008 | 7:39 PM

oh yeah...he'd be swinging high from my push! LOL- funny one duv.
lostinohio read my blog view my photos
Jul 12, 2008 | 8:50 PM

my friends luved it,
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I love God, children, being a mom/grandma, animals (especially horses, dogs & cats), nature & my BIG family(including CAKhomelodge!)

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