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True Friendship
Mar 4, 2008 | 3:47 PM
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True Friendship Is None Of That Sissy Crap
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Are you tired of those sissy 'friendship' poems that always sound good?
But they never actually come close to reality.
Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship.
You will see no cutesy little smiley faces on this card-
Just the stone cold truth of our great friendship.
 
 
1. When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge on the person who made you sad.
 
2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
 
3. When you smile -- I will know you are plotting something that I must be involved in or you just got laid.  
 
4. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get.
 
5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be
    until you quit whining..
 
6. When you are confused -- I will use little words.
 
7. When you are sick -- stay away from me until you are well again.
    I don't want whatever you have.
 
8. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your clumsiness.
 
This is my oath, I pledge to the end.
"Why?" you may ask.......
"Because you're my friend."

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A good friend will help you move!
A REALLY good friend will help you move a body.
Let me know if you ever need me to bring a shovel.

Friendship is like peeing your pants, everyone can see it,
But only you can feel the true warmth.

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survivormom read my blog view my photos
Mar 4, 2008 | 4:54 PM

you're the perfect friend to have my life duv!!
:O)
witeduv719 read my blog view my photos
Mar 4, 2008 | 6:02 PM

thank you so much survivor...it is a blessing to call you my friend also :)
gyro_jumper read my blog view my photos
Mar 4, 2008 | 9:32 PM

duv - you sound like the perfect friend for me too. LOL
klh1886 read my blog view my photos
Mar 5, 2008 | 8:15 AM

This is very funny. Especially 1 and 8! LOL
witeduv719 read my blog view my photos
Mar 5, 2008 | 12:39 PM

to all of you, I am SOOO thankful cak had me join fox and to have met all of you...thank you all for accepting me as your friend :)
jigsgirl read my blog view my photos
Mar 5, 2008 | 1:34 PM

Witeduv...all of those statements are so true. I am truly blessed because my best friend and I have been so close for almost 17 years and we do most everything that you stated above. We rag on each other and get drunk(well used to) and laugh at each other, but at the end of the day, we are always there for one another and know we can count on each other. We hope that our daughters can form the same friendship that we have cause I wouldn't change it for anything. True friendship is a blessing!
quarryshark read my blog view my photos
Mar 5, 2008 | 1:38 PM

I'm busting a gut....LOL. Good stuff!!
Thanks duv, I needed a laugh today.
CAKhomelodge read my blog view my photos
Mar 5, 2008 | 3:57 PM

I like #6. have you all noticed how many blogs have been dedicated to friendships of late? wonderful
dprin339 read my blog view my photos
Mar 5, 2008 | 8:05 PM

that was very nice duv, and funny too!

yes cak, i have noticed that as well. seems like most of us ARE becoming cyber friends, it's a good thing.
CAKhomelodge read my blog view my photos
Mar 5, 2008 | 8:21 PM

God works in mysterious ways- miss ya dprin- when ya coming home? bring pics of horses & NC. k? be safe.
dprin339 read my blog view my photos
Mar 6, 2008 | 7:52 AM

i am home cak, no pics, they are stuck in daughters camera, havin problems with them. lol

was a GREAT trip though, i just got an email from the property owner down there, its 72 and sunny today..............grrrrrrr........i wanna go back! wahhhhhhhhh lol
jigsgirl read my blog view my photos
Mar 6, 2008 | 12:16 PM

dprin...you may just want to go back now cause it's supposed to get worse and possibly be as bad as the storm we had last Valantines day that pretty much shut down the city.
jigsgirl read my blog view my photos
Mar 6, 2008 | 12:16 PM

dprin...you may just want to go back now cause it's supposed to get worse and possibly be as bad as the storm we had last Valantines day that pretty much shut down the city.
witeduv719 read my blog view my photos
Mar 6, 2008 | 5:06 PM

hey jigs if dprin goes back she HAS to take us with her! :)
CAKhomelodge read my blog view my photos
Mar 6, 2008 | 9:31 PM

oh - well- welcome home my lovely mentor. so happy to see ya made it home safe. when did ya get back? I think I've been very busy and I missed it- quarry finally got it to where I can get into the room! trial & errors out the whazoo! looking forward to seeing those pics- so please get on it! :D
jigsgirl read my blog view my photos
Mar 7, 2008 | 9:52 AM

Excellent idea duv!! Can we leave now before the storm hits?? I have no problem letting my boss know that I gotta go and taking a vacation day. lol..
CAKhomelodge read my blog view my photos
Mar 7, 2008 | 6:40 PM

jigsgirl...from watching the news & hearing how bad it's gonna get- better leave NOW and call your boss from that vacation on the island . LOl
jigsgirl read my blog view my photos
Mar 8, 2008 | 10:18 AM

lol...CAK! from the looks of it this morning, I wish I had gone. My boss probably would have been ok with it.
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