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To Be 6 Again
Mar 1, 2008 | 6:34 PM
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A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, observing  his wife, looking at herself in the mirror. Since her birthday was not far off he asked what she'd like to have for her Birthday.

"I'd like to be six again," she replied, still looking in the mirror. 

On the morning of her Birthday, he arose early,  made her a nice big
bowl of Lucky Charms, and then took her to Six Flags theme park.

What a day! He put her on every ride in the park; the Death Slide,  the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller  Coaster, everythingthere was.

Five hours later they staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down.

He then took her to a McDonald's where he ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a chocolate shake.

Then it was off to a movie, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M&M's.

What a fabulous adventure!

Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted. He leaned over his wife  with a big smile and lovingly asked, "Well Dear, what was it like being six again?"

Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. "I meant my dress size, you dumb ass!"  
 
The moral of the story: Even when a man is listening, he is gonna get it wrong.

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superbrowns read my blog view my photos
Mar 2, 2008 | 3:23 AM

We pretend to listen!!!!!!!
witeduv719 read my blog view my photos
Mar 2, 2008 | 1:54 PM

ah, and that's where the problem lies....hehehe
girlscout read my blog view my photos
Mar 2, 2008 | 6:37 PM

My husband had his hearing checked a few years ago because he never heard anything I said. The outcome? His hearing is fine! You're right super, men just don't listen!
gyro_jumper read my blog view my photos
Mar 2, 2008 | 6:51 PM

Mine only hears what you DON"T want him to hear. LOL
witeduv719 read my blog view my photos
Mar 2, 2008 | 7:52 PM

gyro that must be a "guy" thing...when my mom & I would talk in the same room with dad he would not hear us but when we were clear in the kitchen talking LOW he heard EVERYTHING!!! hehehe
gotta love 'em!!!
HybridTalk read my blog view my photos
Mar 3, 2008 | 9:57 AM

LOL - Not THAT'S Funny!
lostinohio read my blog view my photos
Mar 3, 2008 | 6:54 PM

it is a guy thing it;s what u call selective hearing,every man has it at sometime or another, i love it,got to pass this one on to my friends
quarryshark read my blog view my photos
Mar 5, 2008 | 1:48 PM

Huh, what did you say?
CAKhomelodge read my blog view my photos
Mar 5, 2008 | 4:35 PM

oh good one duv! and sooooooo righttttt!
witeduv719 read my blog view my photos
Mar 6, 2008 | 12:16 AM

quarry...I said "I hit the lotto I'm a MILLIONAIRE!!!!" can ya hear me now?!hehehehehehe
lostinohio read my blog view my photos
Mar 6, 2008 | 1:38 AM

quarry that is a good one, hey whiteduv i think u may have to speak a little louder,i don't think he heard you,
witeduv719 read my blog view my photos
Mar 6, 2008 | 4:44 PM

hehehe lost...I'm sure when he "hears" what I said he'll respond! heehe
SUPER! LOVE THE AVATAR! hehehe are you pickin' on gorbash now?...bad boy! :o
CAKhomelodge read my blog view my photos
Mar 6, 2008 | 8:07 PM

oh super= love that avatar! it speaks valums! LOL
lostinohio read my blog view my photos
Mar 7, 2008 | 12:43 PM

oh gee i just seen super's avaitar,its great,and whitduv,im sure he the only word they hear in that sentence is Money lol
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I love God, children, being a mom/grandma, animals (especially horses, dogs & cats), nature & my BIG family(including CAKhomelodge!)

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