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WHY WHY WHY......
Mar 6, 2008 | 8:42 AM
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Why, Why, Why ,   Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting dead?

Why do banks charge a fee on 'insufficient funds' when they know there is not enough money?

Why does someone Believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?   Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?

Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?

Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
Whose idea was it to put an 'S' in the word 'lisp'?

If people evolved from apes, Why are there still apes?

Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?

Is there ever a day that mattresses Are not on sale?

Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?

Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance?

Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try?

How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?

When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say, 'It's all right?' Well, it isn't all right, so why don't we say, 'That really hurt, why don't you watch where you're going?'

Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over?

In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat?

How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?

And my FAVORITE......
The statistics on sanity is that one out of every four persons are suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends -- if they're okay, then it's you.  
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gyro_jumper read my blog view my photos
Mar 6, 2008 | 10:38 AM

LOL Thanks for the morning laugh!

They are all sooo true - people really are strange animals.
SunnyBeaches
Mar 6, 2008 | 11:36 AM

I say, LOL also. And yes, how true this is. I have done the remote thing myself, as probably a few others. Makes you wonder why! It is very funny but so true. We needed to read something on the lighter side instead os so much depressing issues, thanks!
klh1886 read my blog view my photos
Mar 6, 2008 | 8:46 PM

That was funny. Especially the one about the vacuum and the string. Ummmmm.....I think I know someone like that!
tem123 read my blog
Mar 7, 2008 | 8:35 AM

Well, we need something nice to read to brighten our day...especially when you have a relativly good night at work except when a bad person begins talking about a very good and moral person just because they can get away with it.
jigsgirl read my blog view my photos
Mar 7, 2008 | 10:03 AM

That was GREAT!! Thanks for that. I actually did that with the remote the last few days and then at the same time knowing the batteries were dying and still smacked the back of it and pressed real hard hoping I could at least change it once to something I liked! boy I feel like a idiot. Same with the vacuume but I don't do it with string, my problem is cheerios. I go over and over them and those little buggers just don't want to get sucked up. And last but not least the bank fees, I never really understood that, my bank charges 37.50 per item, then 35.00 account overdraft charge then 7.00 a day till you get it right. Now that's just crazy....
survivormom read my blog view my photos
Mar 7, 2008 | 2:02 PM

Glad you all enjoyed it!!
And jigsgirl, you should not feel like an idiot....WE ALL DO IT...LOL. You are not alone. I can't understand that about the banks either. That belongs on the DUH list.
jigsgirl read my blog view my photos
Mar 8, 2008 | 10:19 AM

LOL survivor! Yes it does, we need to start that list, bet we would have some real good one's on there.
hillbilly67 read my blog view my photos
Mar 10, 2008 | 10:23 PM

great survivormom.

very good. did you think of these? Is that what you are doing all day long? lolololol
hey e-mail me!!!

I got new pics of McKenzie. Did you get the pic of our house with all the snow? Your man was busy this past weekend with all the snow?
talk soon.
CAKhomelodge read my blog view my photos
Mar 17, 2008 | 10:08 PM

I am one of those who checks to see if the paint is wet! oh my!
khsl1 read my blog view my photos
Apr 16, 2008 | 2:32 PM

that was the funniest thing i've heard in a long time. in hope u don't mind i sent to all my friends!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I am a stay at home mother of 3. I am engaged to a wonderful man. We enjoy camping, fishing, football, wrestling and basketball. I am very involved with the schools and in my spare time, I like to write and do scrapbooks.

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