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"I hate my job" day
Jan 24, 2008 | 9:06 AM
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When you have an 'I Hate My Job' day, try this:

On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the thermometer section and purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson.

Be very sure you get this brand. When you get home, lock your doors, draw the curtains and disconnect the phone so you will not be disturbed.

Change into very comfortable clothing and sit in your favorite chair. Open the package and remove the thermometer. Now, carefully place it on a table or a surface so that it will not become chipped or broken.

Now the fun part begins! Take out the literature from the box and read it carefully. You will notice that in small print there is a statement:

'Every Rectal Thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson is personally tested and then sanitized'.

Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times, 'I am so glad I do not work in the thermometer quality control department at Johnson & Johnson'!

HAVE A NICE DAY AND REMEMBER, THERE IS ALWAYS SOMEONE ELSE WITH A JOB
THAT IS MORE OF A PAIN IN THE BEHIND THAN YOURS

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hillbilly67 read my blog view my photos
Jan 24, 2008 | 10:59 AM

You are too funny survivormom.
I would hate that job and just think they actually test the thermometer and then sterilize it? I am sure not on themselves? Maybe in a OH My Gosh No Way, they could not be using the thermometer on themselves?????????????????
How are you doing?
Watching any AMC?
Talk to you later.
I am glad I have a friend like you who reads the small print.....
Thank you
survivormom read my blog view my photos
Jan 24, 2008 | 12:57 PM

Can you imagine having a job like that? Ewwww or ouchyyyyyyy!!
I'm you know...same BLEEP different day. My oldest still a problem. AMC is getting really good. I owe you an email :o). My computer keeps freezing up on me, so I just hang out at whatever sight it lets me at that moment...lol. I'll write ya back though.
Thank you hillbilly, I am glad to have you also.
klh1886 read my blog view my photos
Jan 24, 2008 | 3:06 PM

UGH is that true? If so I guess I won't complain about mine anymore! LOL
hillbilly67 read my blog view my photos
Jan 24, 2008 | 3:51 PM

I did send you an e-mail this am survivormom. I know my computer has been freezing up on me also. Making me mad. The only thing new I put on my computer is the Kodak share program that came with my new camera that I got for christmas. One day I went to shut it down and this screen came up, that I have never seen before talking about the Kodak share program. Only thing I do is take pics and videos and load them up and then e-mail the pics or load up Youtube for my niece. I have videos that I have put on Youtube so the rest of the family can see her that live in West Virigina and other places that are not that close to her. For some reason the videos I had taken of her a couple of weeks ago will not download to the kodak program. Making me mad. I have know idea what is happening to the computer.
OH MY GOSH, SURVIVORMOM, JESSIE COMES BACK TOMORROW TO SEE HIS SON FRANKIE!! DID YOU WATCH TODAY??? THE OLD MAN SLYVESTER THAT OWNED THE LAND WHERE ZACH AND GREENLEE WERE IN THE OLD BOMB SHELTER, HE DIED FROM THE SAME THING THAT FRANKIE AND GREENLEE ARE FIGHTING FROM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I got chills when I saw Jessie walk in on Frankie in the hospital. I am so exicited that he is back and Angie.......Talk to you later.
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