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Obama: You suck.
McCain: No, you suck. A big one.

Obama: Dude you goin down.
McCain: What? Didn't drink a 40 today?

Obama: Yo mama so old, osteoperosis is outta date.
McCain: Yo mamma WAS so fat, she used flour to find the wet spot.

Obama: So watch you doin' for the economy?
McCain: Well, no taxes for one and number two, give you a ticket back Shy Town.

Obama: You gonna tax so much, the bail out is gonna look like a dollar store.
McCain: Yo mama WAS so fat...

Obama: You already said that. Must be the alzheimers.
McCain: Alzheimers? What community did you organize? A yeah, the bums!

Obama: Time for nap?
McCain: Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz. What the.....

Obama: Wake up John!
McCain: You wake up. The American people don't want a ACORN, Ayers loving, Wright spewing, half a muslim wanna be, runnin' the country.

Obama: Prove it. You can't lift your arm to wave the flag you buck fusher.
McCain: Wave the flag? You can't put your hand on your heart!. You pledge greivance.

Obama: Yeah, the Cardinals ain't gonna win a game this year.
McCain: And the Bears will come to a screeching halt.

Obama: So, you had to get a hooker look alike to be your VP.
McCain: And your VP? He needs 3 shoes. Two for his feet and one for his mouth. How 'bout those plugs?

Obama: So, you can't be President, you can't design the White House master bedroom like a Hanoi prison cell.
McCain: So, your gonna design it like slave quarters?