Blinky's Veiw Point

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Robert Wolf Reports

A group of country friends from the Church wanted to get
together on a regular basis to socialize, and play games. The lady of the house
was to prepare the meal.

When it came time for Al and Janet to be the hosts, Janet wanted to outdo all
the others. Janet decided to have mushroom-smothered steak, but mushrooms are
expensive. She then told her husband, 'No mushrooms. They are too high.'

He said, 'Why don't you go down in the pasture and pick some of those mushrooms?
There are plenty in the creek bed.'

She said, 'No, some wild mushrooms are poisonous.'

He said, 'Well, I see varmints eating them and they're okay.'

So, Janet decided to
give it a try. She picked a bunch, washed, sliced, and
diced them for her smothered steak. Then she went out on the back porch and
gave Ole' Spot (the yard dog) a double handful. Ole' Spot ate every bite. All
morning long, Janet watched Ole' Spot, and the wild mushrooms didn't seem to
affect him, so she decided to use them.

The meal was a great success, and Janet even hired a helper lady from town to
help her serve. She had on a white apron and a fancy little cap on her head.

After everyone had finished, they relaxed, socialized, and played Phase 10 and
Mexican train dominoes. About then, the helper lady from town, came in and
whispered in Janet's ear, 'Mrs. Williams, Ole' Spot just died!' Janet went
into hysterics. After she finally calmed down, she called the doctor and told
him what had happened.

The doctor said, 'That's bad, but I think we can take care of it. I will call
for
an ambulance, and I will be there as quick as possible. We'll give everyone
enemas, and we will pump out everyone's stomach. Everything will be fine. Just
keep them calm.'

Soon they could hear the siren as the ambulance was coming down the road. The
EMTs and the doctor had their suitcases, syringes, and a stomach pump. One by
one, they took each person into the bathroom, gave them an enema, and pumped out
their stomach. After the last one was finished, the doctor came out and said,
'I think everything will be fine now.' Then he left.

They were all looking pretty weak sitting around the living room, and about this
time, the helper lady came in and said, 'You know, that fellow that ran over
Ole' Spot never even stopped.’

The IRS decides to audit Grandpa and summons him to the IRS office. The IRS auditor is not surprised when Grandpa shows up with his attorney.

"Well, sir, you have an extravagant lifestyle and no full-time employment, which you explain by saying that you win money gambling. I'm not sure the IRS finds that believable."

"I'm a great gambler and I can prove it," says Grandpa.

The auditor thinks for a moment,says, "Okay. Go ahead."

Grandpa says, 'bet you a thousand dollars that I can bite my own eye."

The auditor thinks a moment and says, "It's a bet."

Grandpa removes his glass eye and bites it. The auditor's jaw drops. Grandpa says, "Now, I'll bet you two thousand dollars that I can bite my other eye."

The auditor can tell Grandpa isn't blind, so he takes the bet. Grandpa removes his dentures and bites his good eye. The stunned auditor now realizes he has wagered and lost three grand, with Grandpa's attorney as a witness.

He starts to get nervous. "Want to go double or nothing?" Grandpa asks. "I'll bet you six thousand dollars that I can stand on one side of your desk and pee into that wastebasket on the other side and never get a drop anywhere in between."

The auditor, twice burned, is cautious now, but he looks carefully and decides there's no way this old guy can possibly manage that stunt, so he agrees again.

Grandpa stands beside the desk and unzips his pants. Although he strains mightily, he can't make the stream reach the wastebasket on the other side, so he pretty much urinates all over the auditor's desk.

The auditor leaps with joy, realizing that he has just turned a major loss into a huge win.

Grandpa's attorney moans and puts his head in his hands.

"Are you okay?" the auditor asks.

"Not really," says the attorney. "This morning, when Grandpa told me he'd been summoned for an audit, he bet me twenty-five thousand dollars that he could come in here and pee all over your desk and you'd be happy about it."

::: BREAKING NEWS :::
In 2009 the government will start deporting all the mentally ill people.

I started crying when I thought of you. 

 

Run my little crazy friend, run!

 

 

Well... what can I say.
Someone sent it to me and I'm not going alone.

 

If You Grew Up In The 80's or Early 90's!  Rock On!

1.       You've ever ended a sentence with the word PSYCH.

2.       You watched the Pound Puppies.

3.       You can sing the rap to the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air and can do the Carlton

4.       Girls wore biker shorts under their skirts and felt stylishly sexy.

5.       You yearned to be a member of the Baby-sitters club and tried to start a club of your own.

6.       You owned those lil' Strawberry Shortcake pals scented dolls.

7.       You know that "WHOA" comes from Joey on Blossom

8.       Two words: Hammer Pants

9.       If you ever watched "Fraggle Rock"

10.   You had plastic streamers on your handle bars... and spokey-dokes or playing cards on your spokes for that incredible sound effect

11.   You can sing the entire theme song to "Duck Tales" (Woo ooh!)

12.   It was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons.

13.   You wore a ponytail on the side of your head.

14.   You saw the original Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles on the big screen..and still know the turtles names.

15.   You got super-excited when it was Oregon Trail day in computer class at school.

16.   You made your mom buy one of those clips that would hold your shirt in a knot on the side.

17.   You played the game "MASH"(Mansion, Apartment, Shelter, House)

18.   You wore stonewashed Jordache jean jackets and were proud of it.

19.   L.A. Gear....need I say more?

20.   You remember reading Tales of a fourth grade nothing and all The Ramona books.

21.   You know the profound meaning of " WAX ON , WAX OFF"

22.   You wanted to be a Goonie.

23.   You ever wore fluorescent clothing. (some of us...head-to-toe)

24.   You can remember what Michael Jackson looked like before his nose fell off and his cheeks shifted.

25.   You have ever pondered why Smurfette was the only female smurf.

26.   You took lunch boxes to school...and traded Garbage Pail kids in the schoolyard.

27.   You remember the CRAZE, then the BANNING of slap bracelets.

28.   You still get the urge to say "NOT" after every sentence.

29.   You remember Hypercolor t-shirts.

30.   You thought She-ra (Princess of Power!) and He-Man should hook up.

31.   You thought your childhood friends would never leave because you exchanged handmade friendship bracelets.

32.   You ever owned a pair of Jelly-Shoes.

33.   After you saw Pee-Wee's Big Adventure you kept saying "I know you are, but what am I?"

34.   You remember "I've fallen and I can't get up"

35.   You remember going to the skating rink before there were inline skates.

36.   You ever got seriously injured on a Slip and Slide.

37.   You have ever played with a Skip-It.

38.   You had or attended a birthday party at McDonalds.

39.   You've gone through this nodding your head in agreement.

40.   Don't worry, be happy

41.   You wore like, EIGHT pairs of socks over tights with high top Reeboks.

42.   You wore socks scrunched down (and sometimes still do..getting yelled at by younger hip members of the family)

43.   You remember boom boxes and walking around with one on your shoulder like you were all that.

44.   You remember watching both Gremlins movies.

45.   You know what it meant to say "Care Bear Stare!!"

46.   You remember watching Rainbow Bright and & My Little Pony Tales

47.   You thought Doogie Howser/Samantha Micelli was hot!

48.   You remember Alf, the lil furry brown alien from Melmac.

49.   You remember New Kids on the Block when they were cool...and don't even flinch when people refer to them as "NKOTB"

50.   You knew all the characters names and their life stories on "Saved By The Bell," The ORIGINAL class.

51.   You know all the words to Bon Jovi - SHOT THROUGH THE HEART.

52.   You just sang those words to yourself.

53.   You remember watching Magic vs. Bird.

54.   Homemade Levi shorts.. (the shorter the better)

55.   You remember when mullets were cool!

56.   You had a mullet!

57.   You still sing "We are the World"

58.   You tight rolled your jeans.

59.   You had to get a spiral perm!

60.   You owned a bannana clip.

61.   You remember "Where's the Beef?"

62.   You used to (and probably still do) say "What you talkin' 'bout Willis?"

63.   You had big hair and you knew how to use it.

64.   You're still singing shot through the heart in your head, aren't you!

 

And that's when the fight started....

My wife sat down on  the couch next to me as I was flipping channels. She
asked, 'What's on the TV?'
I said, 'Dust.'
And then the fight started...
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  My wife was hinting about what she wanted for  our upcoming
anniversary. She said, 'I want something  shiny that goes from 0 to 150 in
about 3 seconds.'
I bought her a scale.
And then the fight  started...
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  When I got home last night, my wife demanded  that I take her
someplace expensive... so, I took her to  a gas station.
And then the fight started...
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  After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to apply
for Social Security. The woman behind  the counter asked me for my driver's
license to verify  my age. I looked in my pockets and realized I had left  my
wallet at home. I told the woman that I was very  sorry, but I would have to
go home and come back later.
The woman said, 'Unbutton your shirt'. So I  opened my shirt revealing my
curly silver hair. She  said, 'That silver hair on your chest is proof enough
for me' and she processed my Social Security application.
When I got home, I excitedly told  my wife about my experience at the Social
Security  office.
She said, 'You should have dropped your  pants. You might have gotten
disability, too.'
And then the fight started...
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  My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high  school
reunion, and I kept staring at a drunken lady  swigging her drink as she sat
alone at a nearby table.
My wife asked, 'Do you know her?'
'Yes,'  I sighed, 'She's my old girlfriend. I understand she took to drinking
right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear she hasn't been
sober since.'
'My God!' says my wife, 'who would think a  person could go on celebrating
that long?'
And  then the fight started...
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I took my wife to a restaurant.  The waiter, for some reason,
took my order first.
"I'll have the strip steak, medium rare,  please."
He said, "Aren't you worried about the mad cow?""
Nah, she can order for herself."
And then the fight started...
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A  woman is standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror.
She is not happy with what she sees and says to her  husband, 'I feel
horrible; I look old, fat and ugly.
I really need you to pay me a compliment.'
The husband replies, 'Your eyesight's damn near  perfect.'
And then the fight started.....
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I  tried to talk my wife into buying
a case of Miller Light for $14.95.
Instead, she bought a jar of cold  cream for $7.95.
I told her the beer would make  her look better at night than the cold cream.
And then the fight started....
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My wife asked me if a
certain dress made her butt look big. I told her not as much as the dress she
wore yesterday.
And then the fight started.....
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A man and a woman were
asleep like two innocent  babies.
Suddenly, at 3 o'clock in the morning, a loud noise came from outside.
The woman,  bewildered, jumped up from the bed and yelled at the man  'Holy
crap. That must be my husband!'
So the man  jumped out of the bed; scared and naked jumped out the window. He
smashed himself on the ground, ran through a thorn bush and to his car as
fast as he could go.
A few minutes later he returned and went up to the bedroom and screamed at
the woman, 'I AM your  husband!'
The woman yelled back, 'Yeah, then why  were you running?'
And then the fight  started.....
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I asked my wife,
"Where do you  want to go for our anniversary? "
It warmed my  heart to see her face melt in sweet appreciation. "Somewhere I
haven't been in a long time!" she said.
So I suggested, "How about the kitchen?"
And that's when the fight started....
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- ---- My wife and I are
watching Who Wants To Be A  Millionaire while we were in bed. I turned to her
and  said, "Do you want to have sex?"
"No," she  answered.
I then said, "Is that your final  answer?"
She didn't even look at me this time,  simply saying "Yes."
So I said, "Then I'd like to phone a friend."
And that's when the fight  started....

A Christmas Story for people having a bad day. When four of Santa's elves got sick, the trainee elves did not produce toys as fast as the regular ones,

and Santa began to feel the pre-Christmas pressure. Then Mrs Claus told Santa her Mother was coming to visit, which stressed Santa even more.

 When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that three of them were about to give birth and two others had jumped the fence and were out, heaven knows where.

 Then when he began to load the sleigh, one of the floorboards cracked, the toy bag fell to the ground and all the toys were scattered.

Frustrated, Santa went in the house for a cup of apple cider and a shot of rum. When he went to the cupboard, he discovered the elves had drunk all the cider and hidden the liquor. In his frustration, he accidentally dropped the cider jug and it broke into hundreds of little glass pieces all over the kitchen floor.

 He went to get the broom and found the mice had eaten all the straw off the end of it.

Just then the doorbell rang, and an irritated Santa marched to the door, yanked it open, and there stood a little angel with a great big Christmas tree.

The angel said very cheerfully, 'Merry Christmas, Santa. Isn't this a lovely day? I have a beautiful tree for you. Where would you like me to stick it?

' And so began the tradition of the little angel on top of the Christmas tree.....

TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS,
HE LIVED ALL ALONE,
IN A ONE BEDROOM HOUSE MADE OF
PLASTER AND STONE.

I HAD COME DOWN THE CHIMNEY
WITH PRESENTS TO GIVE,
AND TO SEE JUST WHO
IN THIS HOME DID LIVE.

I LOOKED ALL ABOUT,
A STRANGE SIGHT I DID SEE,
NO TINSEL, NO PRESENTS,
NOT EVEN A TREE.

NO STOCKING BY MANTLE,
JUST BOOTS FILLED WITH SAND,
ON THE WALL HUNG PICTURES
OF FAR DISTANT LANDS.

WITH MEDALS AND BADGES,
AWARDS OF ALL KINDS,
A SOBER THOUGHT
CAME THROUGH MY MIND.

FOR THIS HOUSE WAS DIFFERENT,
IT WAS DARK AND DREARY,
I FOUND THE HOME OF A SOLDIER,
ONCE I COULD SEE CLEARLY.

THE SOLDIER LAY SLEEPING,
SILENT, ALONE,
CURLED UP ON THE FLOOR
IN THIS ONE BEDROOM HOME.

THE FACE WAS SO GENTLE,
THE ROOM IN SUCH DISORDER,
NOT HOW I PICTURED
A UNITED STATES SOLDIER.

WAS THIS THE HERO
OF WHOM I'D JUST READ?
CURLED UP ON A PONCHO,
THE FLOOR FOR A BED?

I REALIZED THE FAMILIES
THAT I SAW THIS NIGHT,
OWED THEIR LIVES TO THESE SOLDIERS
WHO WERE WILLING TO FIGHT.

SOON ROUND THE WORLD,
THE CHILDREN WOULD PLAY,
AND GROWNUPS WOULD CELEBRATE
A BRIGHT CHRISTMAS DAY.

THEY ALL ENJOYED FREEDOM
EACH MONTH OF THE YEAR,
BECAUSE OF THE SOLDIERS,
LIKE THE ONE LYING HERE.

I COULDN'T HELP WONDER
HOW MANY LAY ALONE,
ON A COLD CHRISTMAS EVE
IN A LAND FAR FROM HOME.

THE VERY THOUGHT
BROUGHT A TEAR TO MY EYE,
I DROPPED TO MY KNEES
AND STARTED TO CRY.

THE SOLDIER AWAKENED
AND I HEARD A ROUGH VOICE,
'SANTA DON'T CRY,
THIS LIFE IS MY CHOICE;

I FIGHT FOR FREEDOM,
I DON'T ASK FOR MORE,
MY LIFE IS MY GOD,
MY! COUNTRY, MY CORPS.'

THE SOLDIER ROLLED OVER
AND DRIFTED TO SLEEP,
I COULDN'T CONTROL IT,
I CONTINUED TO WEEP.

I KEPT WATCH FOR HOURS,
SO SILENT AND STILL
AND WE BOTH SHIVERED
FROM THE COLD NIGHT'S CHILL.

I DIDN'T WANT TO LEAVE
ON THAT COLD, DARK, NIGHT,
THIS GUARDIAN OF HONOR
SO WILLING TO FIGHT.

THEN THE SOLDIER ROLLED OVER,
WITH A VOICE SOFT AND PURE,
WHISPERED, 'CARRY ON SANTA,
IT'S CHRISTMAS DAY, ALL IS SECURE.'

ONE LOOK AT MY WATCH,
AND I KNEW HE WAS RIGHT.
'MERRY CHRISTMAS MY FRIEND,!
AND TO ALL A GOOD NIGHT.'
God Bless

An old country preacher had a teenage son, and it was getting time the boy should give some thought to choosing a profession..
 Like many young men, the boy didn't really know what he wanted to do, and he didn't seem too concerned about it.
One day, while the boy was away at school, his father decided to try an experiment. He went into the boy's room and placed on his study table four objects: - a Bible, - a silver dollar, - a bottle of whiskey and, - a Playboy magazine
 'I'll just hide behind the door,' the old Preacher said to himself, 'when he comes home from school this afternoon, I'll see which object he picks up.
' If it's the Bible, he's going to be a preacher like me, and what a blessing that would be!
If he picks up the dollar, he's going to be a businessman, and that would be okay, too.
But if he picks up the bottle, he's going to be a no-good drunkard, and, Lord, what a shame that would be.
 And worst of all, if he picks up that magazine he's gonna be a skirt-chasin' bum.' The old man waited anxiously,
and soon heard his son's footsteps. The boy entered the house whistling and headed for his room.
He tossed his books on the bed, and as he turned to leave the room he spotted the objects on the table.
With curiosity in his eye, he walked over to inspect them. Finally, he picked up the Bible and placed it under his arm.
 He picked up the silver dollar and dropped it into his pocket.
 He uncorked the bottle and took a big drink while he admired this month's centerfold. 'Lord have mercy,' the old preacher whispered with disgust, 'he's gonna run for Congress!'

A man is driving down the road and breaks down near a monastery. He goes to the monastery, knocks on the door, and says, My car broke down. Do you think I could stay the night?

The monks graciously accept him, feed him dinner, and even fix his car. As the man tries to fall asleep, he hears a strange sound; a sound like no other that he has ever heard. The next morning, he asks the monks what the sound was, but they say, We can't tell you. You're not a monk.

The man is disappointed but thanks them anyway and goes about his merry way. Some years later, the same man breaks down in front of the same m onastery.


The monks again accept him, feed him, and even fix his car.


That night, he hears the same strange mesmerizing sound that he had heard years earlier.


The next morning, he asks what the sound was, but the monks reply,

We can't tell you. You're not a monk.


The man says, All right, all right. I'm dying to know.

If the only way I can find out what that sound was, is to become a monk, how do I become a monk?
The monks reply, you must travel the earth and tell us how many blades of grass there are and the exact number of sand pebbles. When you find these numbers, you will become a monk.

The man sets about his task. Some forty-five years later, he returns and knocks on the door of the monastery. He says, I have traveled the earth and devoted my life to the task demanded and have found what you had asked for. There are 371,145,236,284,232 blades of grass and 231,281,219,999,129,382 sand pebbles on the earth.
The monks reply, Congratulations, you are correct and now you are a monk .

We shall now show you the way to the sound.


The monks lead the man to a wooden door, where the head monk says, the sound is behind that door.The man reaches for the knob, but the door is locked. He asks, May I have the key ?

The monks give him the key, and he opens the door.The monks give him the key, and he opens the door.The monks give him the key, and he opens it, only to find a door made of ruby. He demands another key from the monks, who provide it. Behind that door is another door, this one made of sapphire. And so it went until the man had gone through doors of emerald,...silver, topaz, and amethyst.

Finally, the monks say, This is the key to the last door .

The man is relieved to no end. He unlocks the door, turns the knob, and behind that door he is astonished to find the source of that strange sound. It is truly an amazing and unbelievable sight



. . But I can't tell you what it is because you're not a monk.

DON'T SWEAR AT ME;
I'M STILL HUNTING FOR THE IDIOT WHO SENT THIS TO ME!

 

It's not whether you win or lose,but how you place the blame

You are not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on

When you work here , you can name your own salary. I named mine, 'Skinny'.

Reality is only an illusion caused by a

deficiency of alcohol.

If at first you don't succeed , your skydiving is over

We are born naked, wet and hungry.
Then things get worse.

 

Then following is quotes out of the 2 books he wrote:
Barack Obama "The Audacity of Hope"

and Barack Obama "The Dreams of My Father"

From Dreams of My Father:

'I ceased to advertise my mother's race at the age of 12 or 13, when I began to suspect that by doing so I was ingratiating myself to whites.'

 From Dreams of My Father :

 'I found a solace in nursing a pervasive sense of grievance and animosity against my mother's race.'

 From Dreams of My Father:

'There was something about him that made me wary, a little too sure of himself, maybe. And white.'

 From Dreams of My Father:

 'It remained necessary to prove which side you were on, to show your loyalty to the black masses, to strike out and name names.'

 From Dreams of My Father:

'I never emulate white men and brown men whose fates didn't speak to my own. It was into my father's image, the black man, son of Africa , that I'd packed all the attributes I sought in myself , the attributes of Martin and Malcolm, DuBois and Mandela.'

  

And FINALLY the Most Damning one of ALL of them!!!

From Audacity of Hope:

'I will stand with the Muslims should the political winds shift in an ugly direction.'

 * If you have never forwarded an e-mail, now is the time to Do so!!! We CANNOT have someone with this type of mentality running our GREAT nation!!  I don't care whether you are a Democrat or a Conservative. We CANNOT turn ourselves over to this type of character in a President. PLEASE help spread the word

A store that sells new husbands has opened in  New York City , where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates:

You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the value of the products increase as the shopper ascends the flights. The shopper may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!

So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the first floor the sign on the door reads:

Floor 1 - These men Have Jobs.

She is intrigued, but continues to the second floor, where the sign reads:

Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids.

'That's nice,' she thinks, 'but I want more.'

So she continues upward. The third floor sign reads:

Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely Good Looking.

'Wow,' she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.

She goes to the fourth floor and the sign reads:

Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and Help With Housework.

'Oh, mercy me!' she exclaims, 'I can hardly stand it!'

Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads:

Floor 5 - T hese men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, Help with Housework, and Have a Strong Romantic Streak.

She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor, where the sign reads:

Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.

 
PLEASE NOTE:

To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner opened a New Wives store just across the street.
The first floor has wives that love sex.

The second floor has wives that love sex, have money and like beer.
The third, fourth, fifth and sixth floors have never been visited

ONE SUNNY DAY IN 2009, AN OLD MAN APPROACHED THE WHITE HOUSE FROM ACROSS  PENNSYLVANIA AVENUE , WHERE HE'D BEEN SITTING ON A
PARK BENCH.

He spoke to the Marine standing guard and said, I would like to go in and meet with President Barack Obama.

The Marine replied, Sir, Mr. Obama is not President and doesn't reside here.

The old man said, Okay,and walked away. The following day, the same man  approached the White House and said to the same Marine, I would like to go in and meet with President Barack Obama.

The Marine again told the man, Sir, as I said yesterday, Mr. Obama is not President and doesn't reside here. The man thanked him and again walked away.

The third day, the same man approached the White House and spoke to the very same Marine, saying I would like to go in and meet with President  Barack Obama.

The Marine, understandably agitated at this point, looked at the man and  said, Sir, this is the third day in a row you have been here asking to speak to Mr. Obama. I've told you already several times that Mr. Obama  is not the President and doesn't reside here. Don't you understand?

The old man answered, 'Oh, I understand you fine. I just love hearing your answer !!!! '

The Marine snapped to attention, saluted, and said, 'See you tomorrow.'

Dear Grand-daughter,
The other day I went up to our local Christian book store and saw a Honk if you
love Jesus bumper sticker. I was feeling particularly sassy that day because I
had just come from a thrilling choir performance, followed by a thunderous
prayer meeting.
So, I bought the sticker and put it on my bumper.
Boy, am I glad I did, what an uplifting experience that followed.
I was stopped at a red light at a busy intersection, just lost in thought about
the Lord and how good he is, and I didn't notice that the light had changed. It
is a good thing someone else loves Jesus, because if he hadn't honked, I'd never
have noticed.
I found that lots of people love Jesus!
While I was sitting there, the guy behind started honking like crazy, and then
he leaned out of his window and screamed,
'For the love of God! '
'Go! Go! Go! Jesus Christ, GO!'
What an exuberant cheerleader he was for Jesus!
Everyone started honking! I just leaned out my window and started waving and
smiling at all those loving people.
I even honked my horn a few times to share in the love!
There must have been a man from Florida back there because I heard him yelling
something about a sunny beach.
I saw another guy waving in a funny way with only his middle finger stuck up in
the air.
I asked my young teenage grandson in the back seat what that meant.
He said it was probably a Hawaiian good luck sign or something.
Well, I have never met anyone from Hawaii, so I leaned out the window and gave
him the good luck sign right back.
My grandson burst out laughing.
Why even he was enjoying this religious experience!!
A couple of the people were so caught up in the joy of the moment that they got
out of their cars and started walking towards me.
I bet they wanted to pray or ask what church I attended, but this is when I
noticed the light had changed. So, I waved at all my brothers and sisters
grinning, and drove on through the intersection.
I noticed that I was the only car that got through the intersection before the
light changed again and felt kind of sad that I had to leave them after all the
love we had shared.
So I slowed the car down, leaned out the window and gave them all the Hawaiian
good luck sign one last time as I drove away.
Praise the Lord for such wonderful folks!!

Will write again soon,
Love, Grandma