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Democrat Funny
Sep 24, 2008 | 2:03 PM
Category: Political
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WHY I AM  VOTING DEMOCRAT

I'm voting Democrat because I believe the government will do a better job of spending the money I earn than I would.

I'm voting Democrat because freedom of speech is fine as long as nobody is offended by it.

I'm voting Democrat because when we pull out of Iraq I trust that the bad guys will stop what they're doing because they now think we're good  people.

I'm voting Democrat because I believe that people who CAN'T tell us if it will rain on Friday CAN tell us that the polar ice caps will melt away in ten years if I don't start driving a Prius.

I'm voting Democrat because I'm not concerned about the slaughter of millions of babies so long as we keep all death row inmates alive.

I'm voting Democrat because I believe that business should not be allowed to make profits for themselves. They need to break even and give the rest away to the government for redistribution as THEY see fit.

I'm voting Democrat because I believe liberal judges need to rewrite the Constitution every few days to suit some  fringe kooks who would NEVER get their agendas past the voters.

I'm voting Democrat because I believe that open borders and government give-aways to foreigners is a great way to grow a nation.

I'm voting Democrat because I'm way too irresponsible to own a gun, and I know that my localA 0 police are all I need to protect me from murderers and thieves.

I'm voting Democrat because I love the fact that I can now marry whatever I want.  I've decided to marry my horse.

I'm voting Democrat because I believe oil  companies' profits of 7% on a gallon of gas are obscene but the government taxing the same gallon of gas at 15% isn't.

I'm voting Democrat because my head is so filled with dreams and illusions it's unlikely that I'll ever have another point of view. 
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TheGalvestonSurge read my blog view my photos
Sep 24, 2008 | 2:26 PM

Kinda sad how something so accurate is also comical.
dprin339 read my blog view my photos
Sep 24, 2008 | 3:25 PM

LOL pal...........where ya been? how ya been?
HybridTalk read my blog view my photos
Sep 24, 2008 | 3:35 PM

For a moment, I thought you were serious.

8^)
girlscout read my blog view my photos
Sep 24, 2008 | 5:37 PM

I'm voting Republican because:
- I'm paranoid and I believe the world will come to an end if a Democrat is elected.

I'm voting Republican because:
- I love to call Democrats childish names.

I'm voting Republican because:
- I have no compassion for the unfortunate.

I'm voting Republican because:
- I love War!

I'm voting Republican because:
- I believe in the sanctity of new life, but not the lives of sinners.

Give me a minute - I'll think of some more...
girlscout read my blog view my photos
Sep 24, 2008 | 5:39 PM

You'd be surprised to know that I actually agree with a few of those. Like I've said before - I don't agree with everything the Democrats believe in. We all must pick and choose which party suits MOST of our beliefs.
hdrider read my blog
Sep 24, 2008 | 7:17 PM

I just love GIRLSCOUT, she is ahhh so fine.
girlscout read my blog view my photos
Sep 24, 2008 | 7:58 PM

Why, thank you, hd. Or are you being sarcastic? It's hard to tell sometimes...
WannabQueen read my blog view my photos
Sep 24, 2008 | 8:27 PM

Girlscout said.... We all must pick and choose which party suits MOST of our beliefs.

I wish each and every person would follow this rule!!!
stylegal read my blog view my photos
Sep 25, 2008 | 10:44 AM

I voting Democrat because I don't believe in my personal responsibility, I will buy a house I can't afford, sign for a mortgage I know I cannot pay, max out my credit cards that I can't pay back, then I know the government will take RESPONSIBILITY for all my debt, and make all those that do have personal responsibility pay for it.
dprin339 read my blog view my photos
Sep 25, 2008 | 11:01 AM

i'm voting democrat because i am easily taken in by pretty words & rhetoric. i believe that everyone, including our government OWES me something simply because i'm a minority.
girlscout read my blog view my photos
Sep 25, 2008 | 12:00 PM

You're both wrong - I can afford my house - as a matter of fact, it's paid off! I hardly ever use my credit card except for when I'm on vacation, I don't even use it at Christmas. I don't believe the government owes me anything!!
So you see - not all Democrats fit into your prejudiced view of what a Democrat is. I think you are referring to extreme left Democrats. I consider myself a moderate liberal Democrat. Although a poll I took once told me that I was a Libertarian!
schannel read my blog view my photos
Sep 25, 2008 | 1:02 PM

Great comments you guys! I especially enjoyed stylegal's
dprin339 read my blog view my photos
Sep 25, 2008 | 1:06 PM

sorry girlyscout, i forgot the obligatory (lol) and usual disclaimer LOL

here it is: of course, not YOU girlyscout! mea culpa!
hdrider read my blog
Sep 25, 2008 | 1:35 PM

girlscout;
Me, Sarcastic? Why I never!!
girlscout read my blog view my photos
Sep 25, 2008 | 4:39 PM

Sorry princess - everytime the Democrats are "bad-mouthed", I take personal offense...
dprin339 read my blog view my photos
Sep 26, 2008 | 7:57 AM

i know you do girlyscout, that's one of the things i LIKE about you, you don't have the thick skin that some of us republicans do LOL

but know this, when i'm bad mouthing the dems, i don't mean YOU. (or my mom for that matter)

it's the far left liberal dems i disagree with.
girlscout read my blog view my photos
Sep 26, 2008 | 10:02 AM

I'll try and remember that, princess...
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