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a federal "no watermelon" list
Jul 1, 2008 | 2:56 PM
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http://www.myfoxcleveland.com/myfox/pages/News/Detail?
contentId=6889313&version=1&locale=EN-US&layoutCode=TST
Y&pageId=3.3.1      Checking the above link you 'll that scientists have discovered a link between sexual activity and watermelon consumption.....and still our government in Washington refuses to act....bending to the Georgia, Florida and Texas fruit lobby, the White house has stated it will veto any attempt by the Congress to pass a law demanding that sellers of watermelon be required to complete  a computer I.D. check before allowing the purchase of a watermelon.....keeping watermelon out of the hands of sex offenders should be a major commitment on the domestic legislative front.....like the dreaded N.R.A. who cares little about our gunfilled inner cities, the fruit lobby cares more about profits than keeping pervs in line.....its time for the government to stop the spread of pervfood...boycott the watermelon...i have absolutely no idea where to post this so i'll just stick it in news....out of default
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girlscout read my blog view my photos
Jul 1, 2008 | 6:21 PM

No wonder I love watermelon and eat it EVERY day......
rickyw read my blog view my photos
Jul 2, 2008 | 8:33 AM

lol
lostinohio read my blog view my photos
Jul 2, 2008 | 2:36 PM

hey my b/f has been eating watermelon ummmm when am i going to see the effects???????
girlscout read my blog view my photos
Jul 2, 2008 | 5:38 PM

Now you scared me ricky - Instead of watermelon - I ate a peach today.....
mystere read my blog view my photos
Jul 2, 2008 | 6:09 PM

Don't worry Ricky...the report is probably based on snake oil accounts...it probably came from the spin house. And don't worry, I'm sure the sex offenders aren't interested in you; to them, you're a nobody...be glad about that RICO.

Girlscout, have all the watermelon you want; it should keep you hydrated, and besides that, it's a tasty treat, right?
lostinohio read my blog view my photos
Jul 2, 2008 | 6:22 PM

mystere,ur rite it is a tasty treat,and as far as the other,well???? im still waiting for that lol, girlscout,dont be afraid,its going to be all rite,(wink)
girlscout read my blog view my photos
Jul 2, 2008 | 6:27 PM

I always wondered why my silver fox keeps feeding my watermelon cravings - now I know why...
mystere read my blog view my photos
Jul 2, 2008 | 6:44 PM

Let's all find a big watermelon with plenty of bee stings, and chomp away! And Rico, it's okay to cave in and have a big chomp! Your taste buds will thank you! Who cares about those snake oil sellers? Scare them off by having a watermelon, Rico!

Girlscout...it's tastier than cookies, right? :-)

Lost In Ohio...I think you've been found, and with a treasure!
lostinohio read my blog view my photos
Jul 2, 2008 | 10:08 PM

why thank you,
lostinohio read my blog view my photos
Jul 2, 2008 | 10:10 PM

ps i hear that oysters always work too,but i wont know about that,i don't eat seafood,
barcncpt44 read my blog view my photos
Jul 3, 2008 | 12:28 PM

Well watermelon sales will go through the roof!
girlscout read my blog view my photos
Jul 3, 2008 | 12:41 PM

...And I just bought a huge watermelon for the 4th! LOOK OUT CLEVELAND!!!
mystere read my blog view my photos
Jul 3, 2008 | 2:41 PM

Bon appetit Girlscout! I hope it has a lot of bee stings...the more the sweeter! :-)

Rico...aren't you getting hungry for watermelon now? MMM! WATERMELON!!! MMM!!!! Feed the beast Ricky! (Hee Hee!)
mystere read my blog view my photos
Jul 3, 2008 | 2:46 PM

By the way, everyone, STAY AWAY FROM THE ILLEGAL FIREWORKS!!! AND DON'T BLOW THEM UP IN WATERMELONS IF YOU COME ACROSS SOME ILLEGAL FIREWORKS! That would be a big waste! (Just stick them in some fruit that is rotting - har har!)
god_warrior
Jul 3, 2008 | 4:22 PM

Ricky, is like super gay
god_warrior
Jul 3, 2008 | 4:22 PM

Ricky, is like super gay
god_warrior
Jul 3, 2008 | 4:22 PM

Ricky, is like super gay
god_warrior
Jul 3, 2008 | 4:22 PM

Ricky, is like super gay
god_warrior
Jul 3, 2008 | 4:22 PM

Ricky, is like super gay
god_warrior
Jul 3, 2008 | 4:22 PM

Ricky, is like super gay
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