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the president elect inspired soo many people but he forgot to stop by and visit the detroit lions. Its almost as pathetic as being a friend or relative of downriver58. So the legacy is complete and their destiny fulfilled.
All the hardwork has finally paid off,now the fun begins because we have 2 first round picks and look at all the guys who are gonna stay in school in hopes that they don't come to the place where careers die before they begin and I will not blame this on coach rod,he can only work with what he has and with 15 players on ir what do u expect. I blame all this on the fords,mitch album and downriver58 for all being f'n idiots and their stupidity rubbed off on the lions.
So in closing lets just hope charles rodgers and mike williams come back and save the city of detroit,yay!!!

BLEEP it I wanna go straight to hell,cuz imma piece shyt it ain't hard to phuckin',it don't make sense going to heaven with the goody goodies,dressed in white, I like black tims and black hoodies,god will probably have me on some real strict shyt,no sleepin all day,no get my stick licked. Hangin with the goody goodies lougin' in paradise,BLEEP that BLEEP I wanna tote guns and shoot dice

the only difference between george w. bush and sarah palin is.........






lipstick


its that simple. enough said.
your friendly neighborhood

alkaholik,rev

well isn't a mayor the same thing? Just a different title? Isn't a governor a community organizer on a larger scale? So why is she downing herself,you guys say obama is an elitest and she just did the same thing. So now its rockstar vs. rockstar and she is so different from mc cain and hiliary till its not funny. I told u guys as soon as he announced that palin was gonna be his v.p. And you phuckers got excited and u never heard of this bytch until now. She didn't touch on anything and had a sarcastic tone thru out the speech,besides I could not relate to a speech that was written 3 wks ago before palin was even heard of. I hate grimice(my fiance's mother)nelly,hulk hogan, the buckeyes,the florida gators and now sarah palin cuz she wasn't vetted properly.
Well here's the bottom line, forget about sarah,her career is basically over if more dirt surfaces but how can u say that you willl support special needs when you make it make it to the white house when you did even care until u had a kid with a disability? Remember, you cut 62% from the budget to help these kids,hmm smells like b.s. to me. I have officially became a ron pual supporter.

ask yourself,god forbid something happens to john mc cain,do u want hockey mom running the country? Please gimme a break. I have never been so disappointed in my life. All this is about is hiliary supportors. John talked about judgement and he just proved he didn't have any? Now all the white ppl on the radio talking about(ohh this is a wonderful pick) what? If something happens to mc cain is she ready to go after bin laden. Think about that..... and that's coming from a mc cain supporter.

Here's how you play.......

You can only add no more than 5 words to the following  statement and you have to wait for other's to reply to make a complete sentence,(remember only 5 words or less)

 Detroiter's this your annointed leader

when nobody wanted to be a tiger,he stepped up and helped put detroit back on the map.  The tigers were a less than basement team so thx. Atleast we arent the worst team,anymore. But if u beat us in the playoffs,we will only forgive you if u come back next yr,so come back.

Mc Cain 2008

Well whats its gonna be?

Anyways,for the record,everyday i keep hearing barry i mean obama is a muslim. Will you white ppl stop spreading that rumor. Geez, the man isn't pakistan nor is he a undercover taliban member. I hear the most stupid shyt everyday about this man.

Ok,his mother's last name is dunham and his father last name is soetoro, neither one is muslim so stop with the dumb shyt. Any questions?

I personally don't care for the guy but last I remembered it was obama running for office and not reverend wright. I saw this coming and told u guys that white ppl(not u guys)was saying they would voted for him and then get in the booth and vote a different way. white america isn't ready for a black president. let's be real and what reverend wright said wasn't all that bad but u have idiots like sean hannity,mike church,bill bennett and mark levin and last but very least bill o'reilly playing the same 5 clips over and over and over again. But due to the power of editing they twisted the man's words around and don't play the whole clip.

So now you have your reason to not vote for a black man because cause of guilt by association . you think reverend wright said that shyt for 20 yrs every sunday? Are you that stupid! Do you actually think black ppl wanna hear that every sunday.

you guys say you want change but now that he lives in a neighborhood with william aires he's now a terrorist because there kids goto the same school. Obama was 8. yrs old when aires did all that BLEEP but now barrack is being blamed because they sat on a board together and said hi to each other. it wasn't obama was wiring up bombs in the garage with him. it was just coincidence they was on a board together.

Now here's where america showed it's true colors. After obama apologized for what he said in san francisco lost counties in pennsylvania by 80 to 85 percent. You din't wanna be labeled as a racist so you joined the obama bandwagon and now that the road got a few potholes in it you abandon him.So here's where america went wrong. You showed the black community that it's only acceptable to have status in this country by being a ball player. Yeah we can run your basketball team but not the country.
So on behalf of all the black ppl,I would like to tell america,thanks for freedom from slavery because we are just supposed to be happy about that.

When somebody speaks up about government they are labeled anti american. Because somebody does wear a flag pin,they are anti american. When a former pastor say's goddamnn american is she doesn't change her ways is anti american.
No that's just anti government. So after everything is said and done at the end of the day black ppl understands that we just a bunch of hairy less monkeys with big lips.

If you don't wanna voted for the man atleast don't be racist about it. You may not like his foreign policy or his tax increase but if you won't vote because the color of his skin is stupid. Grow up because even when a black guy does some good some white man will try to tear him down. I fully understand not all white ppl are racist,just the ones without a mind of their own and have to listen to sound bytes by somebody else and you make your decision of that. If you sat in a church 20 yrs ago and herad this every sunday. would you have stuck around?

Imma edit this cuz im using my cellular again to post this...so bring on the hate.

Well the way I see it....and u guys know me....

Mc Cain won't be able to answer the phone at 3am because he will be changing his diapher and won't have time to answer the phone cuz he's getting doo doo of his bottom and can't make it to the phone when it rings or hilliary won't be home to answer the phone cuz her and half of the white house staff will be out chasing bill and chelsea around the city which leaves us with obama.
He can't answer the phone cuz michelle if gonna think its a woman trying to hollar at him saying the typical black woman line,what biootches u got call here at 3am? So we screwed... unless you vote for me and here's why.
I will never pull out until i'm done and I can't go no more and it with draws out on its own.There would be no secrets that i'm hiding from the government while trying to get elected,I smoked I drink and i've totted a tat dat dow and I inhaled also.

I stopped just outside of dallas a few mins ago at a truckstop and i'm having a hard time trying to decide who said the dumbest thing about obama.
Now my niece who I loved to death said this when I asked her a few weeks ago... who u want to be president? And her answer with a straight face was,well we need a black president and I said why and she said,I dunno? I politely told her to shut the eff up because if u voting for him cuz he's black then your f'n stupid so don't vote if that's all you got. You vote on issues and topics you agree with or you vote for the lessor evil of the 3 candidates.
Now I thought my niece was pretty stupid but a white girl just told me she wasn't voting for obama because he's a muslim and most importantly because of his middle name! I said ARE YOU F'n kidding me! Because his middle name is hussein. What are you a 3rd grader? That is dumber than saying if my last name was simpson or dahmer or gacy,i'm either a killer or homosexual. That is dumber than those idiots who flew them 2 planes into the wtc. That is dumber than me and i've said some pretty dumb things in my day. And for the zillionth f'n time the guy has never been muslim.
You don't like his views on foreign policies or securing the border. Well what about his health plan or his stance on the war? I don't believe in hitting women,well actually I do.(talk like a man,get hit like a man)anyways. I feel dumber thinking about what they said. This country has a long way to go before it gets to where we need to be. How can we grow with stupid assed comments like this being tossed around.

Geez,u ppl need to wake up and stop being sheeple. Did u forget who is running for president? It's not rev. wright. Now lets clear up some things because white ppl are gonna use wright as a way to not vote for obama. Why,here's the reason.You say you want change but you don't want it from a black man. So now you rooted for obama so you wouldn't be seen as a racist. Ok well that's fine but when are you ppl gonna look past skin color?

When are you black ppl gonna look past your past? Yes things are messed up for us but you have to stop living in the past. Remembering what happened and holding grudges against white ppl who didn't even have anything to do with slavery. I guess nobody remembers the civil war. That was white ppl dying to help free slaves but you ungrateful ppl don't know that hundreds of thousands of white ppl sacrificed their lives also for you and me. Now white ppl plz understand that if you make your political decisions based on clips of these crazy pastors then here's your reality check. Obama isn't t muslim and the reason he sat in that church for 20 years is because wright brought him to jesus. Do you think that they talk about political stuff every sunday?

Stop being so stupid and stop using what wright said against obama. You cannot help what your friends say and now everybody says he contradicted himself. No he didn't and here's what he said last week. Did I know that his pastor said god damn america,no then tuesday from flithidelphia he said did I hear him make statements that was outlandish. Of course but he's where the media screwed up. Did he say he was at church when that statement was made,no! And you white ppl and media screwed up what he said. Stop using that as an excuse. It's just like Kwame getting him a lil on the side. Who cares besides ppl who are 3 to 4 decades past having sex who can no longer have sex. Does he run the city,isn't he trying to bring detroit back?

 So if him getting some on the side helps him run his office better than by all means ladies go give him some. Its human nature.Its 2 consenting adults. Yeah i'm sure u would appreciate it if somebody digged into your personal life and found some stuff. Or just like me,am I a bad person because I know ppl who have killed one or more ppl and they still walking around free. Does that make me a bad person because I know murderers.See you can't help who you know and why would I turn them in?

Isn't it the right thing to do. My mama told me longtime ago,stop tattling so much so I don't tattle. Besides what have the detroit police ever did for me,OHH THAT'S RIGHT,THEY SHOT ME IN THE BACK FOR NO REASON!!! That's why I will never help the police. I will never do jury duty because i'm sending everybody home. I don't care if u was caught on live t.v. but rev what about your civil duties as a human being. I have no morals and don't care about any of you to be honest. I know iM going to hell on a scholarship and I accept that. Now,wait a minute rev wasn't you gonna vote for mc cain? yup! Aren't u black? yup and here's the reason I was gonna vote for mc cain,I was being selfish and didn't want want obama blood on my hands because I know one of you crazy white ppl is gonna kill him. So why bother? I don't care if we have the same skin tone or you say u like black ppl and ur white. Mc cain has done a lot for this country like wreck a plane behind enemy lines and have to pay for it as being a p.o.w for a few yrs. How can I vote for a man who has Hagy in his camp,a well known racist but does the media say anything about him? No.

Wait a second,he has a racist in his camp and nobody is talking about it? It's funny how you guys can blame obama for staying at that church but then again you got ppl like rod parsley who makes you fill out and application to attend his church. a pastor who lives in a 2 million dollar home. And if u don't make x amount of dollars then u cannot attend his church. Obama didn't abandon his church or god because he had a nut behind the pulpit just like you ppl haven't denounced your american citizenship and move to canada because we have a nut in the white house.

 I still haven't made up my mind on who i'm voting for but since mc cain can remember the shiites from the sunni's and who's al qaeda and who's not because his alzheimer's is kicking in well,im not even gonna start on billiary who knows she can catch up but is too stupid to give up and would rather tear apart her party then step back. Now everybody says hey rev who u voting for and I tell em,I have no clue but to be honest. Whoever can bring about the biggest change here and abroad has my vote.....more later cuz I been typing on my cellular phone for an hour so if you find any mistakes well that's why. I'm at a rest area down here in heart of crimson tide and bear bryant country. I will get a text on my phone when you guys reply so plz feel free to hate.....

Geez,is he about to talk about this too,yup i sure am

 

Its great to be alive in 2008, ok enough with the mushy stuff. I almost just vomitted a lil in my mouth thinking happy thoughts. Now as most of you may know by now i have a sick sense a humor,i try not to offend ppl or go outta my way to offend ppl because in all truthfullness,i'm actually a cool guy(or atleast my mama told me so).

I've always had a fascination with death and i feel no sympathy for anybody that does this because its a selfish act and all i ask is that you video tape it so i can watch it over and over. I've always been a manic depressant and had these thoughts to end it all, but the reason i don't is because i wanna see how bad life gets. All the death and destruction makes me happy and i know i shouldn't say this but thats the way i've always been.

  Whenever you decide to commit suicde you don't have to kill others but atleast make it fun like that one guy in california who killed himself on live tv. What he did was absolutely amazing,he set his pick up truck on fire,jumped out of it with a shotgun after he lit the fire,stepped over the edge ot the bridge and pulled the trigger while he was on fire and fell off the bridge but cnn didn't pull the camera back fast enough. And i had tivo and watched it over and over and over again,and yes i have been diagnosed with morbid fasination.

And rita before you say i'm going for shock value,actually i'm not just telling you guys more about me,even tho you didn't ask. This is like therapy for me and you know i hold nothing back,otherwise i just wouldn't be the same old rev. Imagine if i was your pastor at your church,i would make it exciting. Unlike those nasty mofo's in the catholic church raping them boys. Then we could really have naked bible school study................

who's the best candidate outta these three, they all have good points but i'm not gonna vote for you because we share the same skin color,nor will i vote for you cause my family voted a certain way for years nor will i vote for you because you cried on national tv, that showed weakness to me because what country is gonna be afraid of us with the president going thru menopause? Well actually they should all be afraid but of that but its gonna be a tight race but i gotta see who's gonna offer more for me and share a few of the same ideas i share. This country was once great now its going to straight to hell in the express lane with a pair of gasoline drawers on and most of the time i feel like i'm driving.

Rudy and Huckabee just really haven't had anything to excite me as of yet, wheres ross perot when you need him, so i will stay tuned to see who gonna have my support in the future. I wish we could re-elect g-dubb

when will enough be enough? These girls are just horrible these days . 13yrs old and barely out of diapers themselves. Last yr more teenage girls got pregnant than the last the last ten yrs or more. Now we all grown folks here and yes i'm pretty sure we all like sex(except for caresse who has sex with small mammals)but these lesbian girls at such a young age really worry me. I was at a store and saw two girls kissin and huggin and one was pregnant and I said damn. how did that happen. She couldn't have been more than 15yrs old. Going both ways so basically shes already set herself up for failure cuz nobody wants a woman to marry who basically a hoe at such an early age who passes out her candy like its holloween. So teach ur baby to not have a baby at such an early age. Besides its hard trying to find a man these days when theres a 12 to 1 ratio of women to men. So inclosing teach your girls something besides how to work a stripper pole and give her a chance to have a normal life. So there u have it. Another blog from the friendly neighborhood alcoholic rev