patriot0173's Blog

What is the deal with these dolls? I was in the Bullseye store looking at some toys for a friend's daughter. I spotted these BRATZ dolls and every damn one of them looked like a hooker! Mini-skirts. Bustiers. Slutty makeup. Thigh-high boots. Gawdy jewelry. Names that made me think they were in the porn industry.

One thing they all had in common? They all emulate the hip-hop culture. So kids are listening to this cRAP music, as well as playing with dolls that look like they walked out of a cRAP video.

Disturbing.

Any "parent" that buys this for their kids isn't paying attention.

That, or they just don't care. Methinks this is the case.

As I was walking away in disbelief, a mother stops in front of them with her daughter who was maybe 10 years old. The mother looked like a grown-up version right off the box. Dressed the same, only older. Through her Spanglish, I could make out what she was saying to her daughter.

"Ooooh, she's a hot mami! I love her outfit!"

That's all I needed to hear to get the answer to my questions...

This morning on my way in to work I was starving.

To the point where the steering wheel looked tasty.

I see a 'Chick-Fil-A' up the road. Now, I haven't had anything from them in years. I usually pull into a McD's and grab an egg mc-muffin. (Mind you, I don't do this every morning!)

I ordered a chicken biscuit and drove to work. Once I unwrapped it and took my first bite, I was in Heaven! I couldn't believe I have been eating those dried out "biscuits" from McD's for so long! It was like a night and day difference.

I will no longer stop at McD's anymore! The only thing that comes close would be Dunkin-Donuts bacon, egg, cheese croissant.

My day is complete....

Why on Earth would Tropical Ford produce such a silly commercial such as their newest one with the girl that seems to be practicing her English? She is trying ever so hard to cover (what I assume to be) a Spanish accent? I don't care if that's her native tongue, but she is coming across as constipated in her speech. She sounds like she just had her mouth wired shut. Why would he choose his receptionist for this commercial?

Ohh yeah... maybe because she's young, cute and has big umm, assets? Methinks so!

Cale, glad to know you recognized my avatar as being a "Sleestack" from 'Land of the Lost'. One of my favorite TV shows when I was a kid. Except back then those damn things freaked me out! That stupid hissing that they made was creepy! Did you ever watch it? I'm sure we're pretty close in age...