oughtm11's Blog

As I've gotten older (and with a lot less patience!) ---------- 

Why won't teenage boys buy pants that fit?  Is it better to be cool than to be able to walk without holding your crotch?  What happens if you have to run?  (Believe me, it's hysterical to watch!)

Are people now born with defective hearing?  Would you be happy if I blasted a Tom Jones CD down Broad Street? 

Can't anyone walk/shop/eat/socialize/trick-or-treat, etc. without a cell phone pasted to their face?  I actually had a kid show up at my door for Halloween and he was on the phone.  He opened his bag but continued his conversation.  No candy for you!

Is "excuse me" a lost phrase?

Don't parents look at their kids before they leave the house?  Especially the girls!  I don't need to see your Victoria Secret bras nor do I need to know you're wearing a thong.  TMI.

Speaking of TMI -- Cell phone calls -- do I really need to know your business.  Really.  I don't care where you're meeting, who you're meeting, what you're wearing, or who did what to whom.  Keep it to yourself.

Oh, I could go on ........