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The old priest lay dying in the hospital. For years, he had faithfully served the people of the nation's capital in Washington D.C. He motioned for his nurse to come near.

'Yes, Father?' said the nurse

'I would really like to see Bill and Hillary Clinton before I die,' whispered the priest.

'I'll see what I can do, Father' replied the nurse.

The nurse sent the request to the Senate and waited for a response. Soon the word arrived; the Clintons would be delighted to visit the priest.

As they went to the hospital, Hillary commented to Bill, 'I don't know why the old priest wants to see us, but it certainly will help our images and might even get me elected President. After all, I'm IN IT TO WIN IT.'

Bill agreed-- it was a very good thing for her campaign once they put out a press release about it.

When they arrived at the priest's room, the old priest took Bill's hand in his right hand and Hillary's hand in his left. There was silence and a look of serenity on the old priest's face.

Finally Bill Clinton spoke. 'Father, of all the people you could have chosen, why did you choose us to be with you as you near the end?'

The old priest slowly replied, 'I have always tried to pattern my life after our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ.'

'Amen' said Bill.

'Amen' said Hillary.

The old priest continued...'He died between two lying thieves. I would like to do the same.

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ibejim read my blog view my photos
Feb 6, 2008 | 7:50 AM

Larry's back!!! Thanks for putting some humor into what is becoming a somewhat "off the wall" political tab.

I'm gonna vote for the next alien that lands on this planet. Why? Cause the voices in my head told me to. They said the bells I hear all the time will lead me to him (or it?). His (or it's) platform is impossible to comprehend, but so is the fact that our current crop of candidates (and their supporters) expect me to believe all the BLEEP they hurl at me.

newzjunky read my blog view my photos
Feb 6, 2008 | 5:17 PM

How can you not find humor in the choices (or lack thereof) of candidates?

the voices and bells tell me to vote Ron Paul. Might be a wasted vote, but I at least have that choice to voice my own opinion.

now for something completely different...Sleeping officers at US monuments: "The Statue of Liberty, Washington Monument, Lincoln Memorial and Jefferson Memorial are all national icons - potent symbols of American ideals and democracy. And yet these national treasures are often left woefully unprotected - by absent guards, sleeping officers, and a disinterested, under-trained police force, according to a stinging report published today by the Interior Department's Inspector General. Interior IG Earl Devaney and his staff recently interviewed more than 100 U.S. Park Police staffers, and secretly monitored Park Police security operations at national monuments in New York and Washington. They found `deficient security' at the monuments and `an inability to effectively conduct police operations.'"

newzjunky read my blog view my photos
Feb 6, 2008 | 5:20 PM

Oh, BTW, if you want to read it for yourself, go to

http://deepbackground.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2008/02/04/
636381.aspx

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My screen name says it all. I spend most of the day at my job cruising news sites. I can only describe myself as this... I don't take sides, I don't prejudge, I don't play the race card B.S., and if I disagree with anything you post, I will tell you. But I will not insult anybodies intelligence in my replies. I'm no smarter than you, nor are you me. I do tend to bring sarcasm and levity to heated discussions on news sites. I swear if half of those people don't calm down, their gonna give themselves a heart attack(s) BORED ABOUT ME YET? YEAH, SO AM I, SO LETS JUST READ THE COMMENTS. : )

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