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INTERESTING QUESTIONS
Jan 29, 2008 | 4:55 PM
Category: Entertainment
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CAN YOU CRY UNDER WATER?

WHY DO WE FIRST CHOP A TREE DOWN AND THEN CHOP IT UP?

HOW IMPORTANT DOES A PERSON HAVE TO BE BEFORE THEY ARE CONSIDERED ASSASSINATED INSTEAD OF JUST MURDERED?

WHY DO YOU HAVE TO 'PUT YOUR TWO CENTS IN'.. BUT IT'S ONLY A 'PENNY FOR YOUR THOUGHTS'? WHERE'S THAT EXTRA PENNY GOING?

WHY DOES A ROUND PIZZA COME IN A SQUARE BOX?

WHAT DISEASE DID CURED HAM ACTUALLY HAVE?

HOW IS IT THAT WE PUT MAN ON THE MOON BEFORE WE FIGURED OUT IT WOULD BE A GOOD IDEA TO PUT WHEELS ON LUGGAGE?

WHY IS IT THAT PEOPLE SAY THEY 'SLEPT LIKE A BABY' WHEN BABIES WAKE UP LIKE EVERY TWO HOURS?

IF A DEAF PERSON HAS TO GO TO COURT, IS IT STILL CALLED A HEARING?

WHY ARE YOU IN A MOVIE, BUT YOU'RE ON TV?

WHY DO PEOPLE PAY TO GO UP TALL BUILDINGS AND THEN PUT MONEY IN BINOCULARS TO LOOK AT THINGS ON THE GROUND?

WHY DO DOCTORS LEAVE THE ROOM WHILE YOU CHANGE? THEY'RE GOING TO SEE YOU NAKED ANYWAY.

WHY IS 'BRA' SINGULAR AND 'PANTIES' PLURAL?

WHY DO TOASTERS ALWAYS HAVE A SETTING THAT BURNS THE TOAST TO A HORRIBLE CRISP, WHICH NO DECENT HUMAN BEING WOULD EAT?

IF JIMMY CRACKS CORN AND NO-ONE CARES, WHY IS THERE A STUPID SONG ABOUT HIM?


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a1jeepgurl read my blog view my photos
Jan 30, 2008 | 8:58 PM

interesting answers"

yes

because

very

with the socks that always goes missing

they cut corners

piggy back

government secret

not breat fed ones

what?

tv is a box silly

to feel godly

cause they have nice manners

more happining in panties

weirdo's do

cause we like the tune

THE END
newzjunky read my blog view my photos
Jan 30, 2008 | 9:07 PM

You spent WAY TOO MUCH time thinking up the answers there jeepcat
AllinerJenkins-Holt read my blog
Apr 7, 2008 | 11:00 AM

That's the question we ask ourselves and then they drive us crazy.
AllinerJenkins-Holt read my blog
Apr 7, 2008 | 11:04 AM

That's the question we ask ourselves and then they drive us crazy. We as a hole try to hard to be GOD when we should try hard to fix the things we can control instead of the things we can't.
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