The Republican Fisherman - an analogy
A woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost. She lowered her altitude and spotted a man in a boat below. She shouted to him, 'Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don't know where I am.'
The man consulted his portable GPS and replied, 'You're in a hot air balloon, approximately 30 feet above a ground elevation of 2346 feet above sea level. You are at 31 degrees, 14.97 minutes north latitude an d 100 degrees, 4909 minutes west longitude.'
She rolled her eyes and said, 'You must be a Republican.'
'I am,' replied the man. 'How did you know?'
'Well,' answered the balloonist, 'everything you told me is technically correct, but I have no idea what to do with your information, and I'm still lost. Frankly, you've not been much help to me.'
The man smiled and responded, 'You must be a Democrat.'
'I am,' replied the balloonist. 'How did you know?'
'Well,' said the man, 'you don't know where you are or where you're going. You've risen to where you are, due to a large quantity of hot air. You made a promise that you have no idea how to keep, and you expect me to solve your problem. You're in exactly the same position you were in before we met, but, somehow, now it's my fault.'
Join the fun!!!! Here's how the game is played.
In the comment box, just post the name of the next Hollywood star who will be caught drunk driving. It's a sad game, but maybe those celluloid heros will get the message. Sorry folks, no prizes in this game.
6.00 bucks a gallon for fuel on the horizon, with no end in sight
Farmers not planting grain, just corn, to relieve oil dependency
China and India's insatiable thirst for fuel, unhindered by "green legislation"
prices skyrocketing for milk,corn,flour,fuel,transportation.
Food rioting around the globe(mostly in third world countries for now)
America on the brink of economic disaster.
Truckers can't afford to transport product.
An out of control Democratic led Congress
compounded with the threat of Democrat for President, leaving the American public in the hands of an unbalanced Democratic government.
High inflation coming your way
A deflated dollar
Housing prices crashing.
Are you prepared???
