MID-EVIL's

So, our elected government monkey's have decided to take our money and donate $700 billion to bail out America's stupidiest bank and financial CEO's?    

Has those same government monkey's foreclosed on their businesses like they have on citizen's home?

Probably not.

Now them same elected government monkey's have decided to take our money and donate $5 billion to bail out the Auto makers and their stupiest CEO's?

Will them same government monkey's force them stupid CEO's to step down because of their lame-a$$ stupidity?

Probably not.

Here it comes:   The Adult Porno industry has decided that their business is slipping, so they are now asking that the government take our money for the ridiculous tune of $5 billion and give it to them to stiffen up their business of making and selling pornographic movies, DVD's, magazines and adult toys.

WE SAY:  Here's what we need to give to the adult porno producers to help strenghten up their business.

Besides, Here's who's going to benefit from that bail out.

***BREAKING NEWS*** ***BREAKING NEWS***

Monica is going to Israel on a humanitarian mission?

WHY?

She cannot get along with the members of the Detroit City Council for a single meeting or News Reporters, or even people in general.   

SO WHY?

We say, let her go.    But who's paying the bill to send her on this (cough, cough, choke, gnarl, hack) mission of peace and sanctity?     We're hoping it's not the city of Detroit, the state of Michigan, or the U.S.A.   Will she be using her own money, or the money of the citizens?

WHY HER?

Again, why this woman?   She has shown that she is a bully at the city council meetings.   She has shown that she will fight ghetto style enough to where she sprouts black eyes.   She is beligerent to news crews.    She has shown that she is a real pain in the seating area of most residents.   

And she's going to do what with the HAMAS or with any terroristic group that is killing randomly?

 STAND UP AND CALL THEM SHREKS?

 Let her go to Israel.

Let her go to Jordan.

Let her go to Egypt.

Let her go to the West Bank.   

Or let her go to Iran, Iraq, Cuba, Tripoli, Afghanistan, North Korea, Somalia, China, Haiti, or even Canada, but let's provide her a ride, our way.   This way below.

WHY NOT THIS WAY?

And when she lands, she can be greeted by the open arms of the people who come to love and enjoy our great country.    Us, a country who reaches out to the poor, the lame, the indigant, the weak.      Here's a picture of a local woman who is waiting for Monica to arrive, waiting to greet her and her meddling for what it is.

 WE'LL GLADLY PAY FOR MONICA'S FLIGHT THERE

OF COURSE, A ONE WAY TICKET ONLY.

"Please, if you have any humanity or compassion in your soul, you'll help Monica get her wish...our wish".

Perhaps we've gotten to the point to where Big Brother, our government, "the government" that has been elected for us, by us, has gotten so liberal with our monies that they can pass it out in handful with the idealism that we will take it like blind sheep, or monkeys waiting for the next banana.

Once we get it, we'll just sit back, enjoy it while it lasts, and it will fix all the problems of today's economy.    

We say BULL CRAPPOLA.  ENOUGH IS ENOUGH!!!!!    

Perhaps our top monkey needs to think of another reason to give us the old standard, bend over and

"GET THE BANANA AGAIN, AMERICA".

He "REALLY" needs to quit monkeying around with our lives, our finances, and our hopes?

Perhaps we've gotten to the point to where Big Brother, our government, "the government" that has been elected for us, by us, has gotten so liberal with our monies that they can pass it out in handful with the idealism that we will take it like blind sheep, or monkeys waiting for the next banana.

Once we get it, we'll just sit back, enjoy it while it lasts, and it will fix all the problems of today's economy.    

We say BULL CRAPPOLA.  ENOUGH IS ENOUGH!!!!!    

Perhaps our top monkey needs to think of another reason to give us the old standard, bend over and

"GET THE BANANA AGAIN, AMERICA".

He "REALLY" needs to quit monkeying around with our lives, our finances, and our hopes?

To the family, friends and fellow officers of Mason Samborski, we offer you our prayers and condolesences on your loss. 

It's a tragic event that never should have happened.

God bless and take care.

Midevil

We (Mrs. and I) have finally given up our fight to recitify the injustice of who won the Prez. election.    We, though in good faith, have agreed that it's not over yet, so let's the courts of this land find the truth.    We were lucky enough to see our next Prez (we believe it's him) at a rally, and we wanted to post his picture:

and then we got pictures of the new cabinet members.

(sorry, no pictures of blind sheep drinking Kool-Aid)

It has come to our attention after reading alot of your blogs and our blogs that we've all reached a pinacle of aggravation combined with spite.   Yes, we will admit that we are guilty of it.   So, we've decided to turn over a new leaf and begin the 2009 season afresh.    We've decided to only allow Mrs. Hand to speak for us. 

We want to feel your love.   We want you all to get along.   We want you to get along with us.    Our best assest in this country is our freedom of speech, and no one speaks better than Mrs. Hand.    Yes, we all want you...

Yes, YOU THERE, to stand up and speak to Mrs. Hand, and don't give us that old sob story that you've got a boo-boo or carpal tunnel and cannot respond.

Tell us what's in your hearts.    Tell us what you think about our rights to free speech.     Be brave.   Put your fingers to those keys and let your voice be heard.    Hold up your hands in disgust over the freedoms that we Americans are losing, and let it ring throughout the land.

    And when you're done, see how you feel inside.    Feel the release.    Be strong, and don't waiver on your beliefs that we as a nation, have fought and died to keep it strong and free.     And when you're done talking to Mrs. Hand, take yourself out for a beer on us.

Shock, Mikey, Car7858C, Candyo, Bye-Bye, Jax, Tall, Colt, Ratt_Killer, SEEDUB, Starrman1, and yes, even you Earl_EE.    Have a few more on us if you'd like.

Ahhhhh, how many of us wish we were here?     Laying out in a bathing suit, getting a full tan, watching the sun set, while our bare feet wiggle around in white warm beach sand.

But instead, we residents of the Midwest bundle up in massive goose filled clothing over our birthday suits, hoping not to get frostbite, watching and waiting for the snow plows to give us freedom, and wiggling out toes around in Sorrel Boots. 

Then a smart-a$$ friend or relative sends you photographs of their vacation in Hawaii with clear descriptive knife twists about how warm it is with the sun out, as they sit out with a cool drink and relax.

 We then send them pictures of our frozen eye lashes and then mumble quietly with baited breaths about how we hate them and remind ourselves never to speak about them or to them again until their funerals.

They then send us ever so cutesy @#$^&*! photographs of sunset beaches such as this:

 And we then call them up and tell them to kiss our cold frozen......well, you'll see here.

HOPING YOU ALL STAY WARM...AND TOASTIE.

and here's hoping they get a sand crab in their shorts, the worthless @#$%^&*! (s.o.b.'s)

Earl_EE.     You make the call here.     Who's going to be the perfect man for the job once Prez. Bush is gone from office?

This man? 

Or this man?

Why not combine their jobs?    Here's an alternative you can use for both:

Because in your opinion, once the one takes over, your life is just going to be pissed and flushed away.

Here is Earl's New Home Addition.     As you can see from the acreage, he built upwards, not outwards.    As for the construction of his water pond and biothermic roof heating system.   Well, it hasn't been completed yet in this photo, but give him time to get back to Home Depot to buy an electric cord and a garden hose, and he'll be able to finish soon.

Earl hopes one day to rent out his upper suite to a very laxative, oops, lucrative person who will offer Earl a chance to sit and ponder what's falling from the skies above him.

He feels as if he's being "dumped on", and all of this has him quite "pooped".    All we can offer him is our own "charm in" to visit these blogs for support and be a "regular".   "Suppository" (darn finger, that was going to say suppose) that we do accept him.    He has to learn to sit down, "unload" his problems, and together, we'll get through all this "crappola" that he's feeling right now.

Let's stop the "bull", and offer him a hearty handshake and a gift from our hearts.

Go ahead Earl, dig in you little "turd".    Get off the stick, and on the can....wait, is that backwards?

Mikey, here is SuperSmall's New Home Addition.     As you can see from the acreage, he built up, not out.

SuperSmall's living arrangements has suddenly changed with him looking upwards, with a feeling of perhaps one day, having something heaped on him.

WE believed we had found Earl_EE's house so that we could examine his water pond, his biothermic heating system to his home, and the outlet that would allow us to disconnect his computer from the internet, but after searching high and low, we've been stymied.

Instead, we did find his last home.    

We're still looking for the outlet.

It's amazing to have been alive for the Presidential election, and seen the lies, half truths, the innuendo's, the misgivings, the cheating, the dishonesty and above all, the loss of trust in our government offices, including, the Presidency of the United States.

We are represented by this symbol of our freedom's we have sacrificed with our lives.

Unlike the blogger Earl_EE, who has shown to support an Avatar of this:

And he calls himself a past Veteran?    His hypocrisy alone is a joke to those of us who have served this country with our sweat, blood and tears.      It's a slap in the face to every Vet who has stood up with honor to defend those who could not.

We chose our President with a majority.   Is there anger that we feel a bad choice has been made?   Who will know?   Will he be a Superman who brings this country back from the brink of destruction it's currently suffering from?

or will he allow this country to go down in this manner by some terroristic thugs that believe they are better than anyone else?

You Make The Call.    What do you think?

OMG-It Works Zoot!!!

Zoot, I decided to play with the colors on a html color scale, added my own size, and "VIOLA"!!! , it works great. 

Thanks for the reminder on how to use it, Zoot.

Midevil

Some of us think of Christmas as this:

Many of us think of a time to offer peace to fellow mankind.   Many of us forgive and forget our transgressions against other fellow mankind.  Many of us offer wishes for a Happy New Year and prosperity for our fellow mankind.    Many of us wish the war in IRAQ and AFGHANISTAN would end, bringing our loved ones home.    Many of us wish the economy would stabilize, putting unemployed workers back to a full time job.    Many of us wish economic success for the United States and the world.    Many of us wish we had more than what we go.     Many of us wish we could find our own "MISS SANTA CLAUS".

(This one was for you MIKEY66).       

Many of us wish contentment for those who suffer through life unhappy.    Many of us hope that there is a medical breakthrough soon for our fellow men and women who enter any of the Fox blog sites and ramble on aimlessly, making no sense of what they type, such as Earl_EE.    He is a quintessential poster child for electric shock therapy brought back into medical usage.



(This one was for you, GEARLY EARL)

Then there is Shockhazard.    We've thought long and hard about what to get him as a gift for the benevolence, love, humor, aggrevation and admiration we, and many other fellow mankind bloggers have received over the past year.    Since he is a seasoned veteran on these blogs, we can only think of one gift that would really fit him well.    Why not a little soldier for him to play his games with:   Or even a whole platoon.  (we don't have the room to put anymore on here, Shock)



(she doesn't have to be a Foreign Legion member either, Shock)

Drop and give them 20, Soldier!!!!!!!!!

for Starrman1, we could find pictures of pimped out cars that could be used for Limo's.    We couldn't find pictures of old outhouses stacked up on top each other to show how management flows downhill.     We could even show pictures of the new Jigaboo Igloo with live chickens in the "Watermelon Garden", but nothing right off the top of heads came out, until we saw this:
(be forewarned, this was just a humorous thing we decided to give to Starrman1 because he is probably the only one who'll truly think it's funny.    Here's to you, Starr.)



(forgive us Starr, for we know not what we do...LOL)

For them that suffer the indignities of pain, we can only offer you our hopes for relief.     Many of us all have had some sort of pain in our lives.     A death of a loved one.    A loss of a friend.    A person whom you know that lost a soldier in the war.     The loss of home or a job.     We can only pray that it will get better for you.  

Me and Mrs. Midevil has had our share of pain this year, from multiple surgeries to loss of friends and families, so we can share the pain we've suffered with you.     Praying you all had a great Christmas, and a safe New Year's wish from our hearts to your homes.     Take care.       And thanks for just being our friends.