ibejim's Blog

 Just a sample of some of the funniest sports quotes I recall...

1-  John Kruk , when asked why he was overweight...." I'm a baseball player , not an athelete !

2- Casey Stengel  , when asked about his players carousing.. "It ain't the sex that gets 'em , It's the staying up all night chasing  after it that  kills 'em !

3- John McKay (former tampa bay bucs coach) ... " we can't run,  throw , block, or tackle . Other than that wer'e in pretty good shape! "    

4- Bill Parcels , when asked how he likes the newly re-surfaced giants stadium "  all these fields look good when you have good players playin' on 'em!"

5-Shelby Metcalf  (former basketball coach @ Texas A&M) on a player who got  4f's and one d on his report card..." son , your'e  spending to much time on one subject "!

6- Billy Martin , on George Stienbrennes & Reggie Jackson..." one's a born liar and the other one's convicted " !

7- Andre' "moose" DuPont , after having his eye blackened in a fight with Stan Johnathan of the boston bruins... "I put my face in the wrong place!"

8- Dick Allen ,when asked about his thoughts on astro-turf..."if a horse can't eat it, i don't want to play on it!"

9 Tug McGraw , when asked about  how he likes astro-turf... " I don't know I never smoked it before"!

10- Which brings me to ...A one liner Fred Sanford got of on a re-run of sanford & son the other night... ( after lamont had gotten into a fight with a bouncer in a nightclub )" hey Lamont , did you try to punch his fist with your face ? "...

Anyway there are tons of " one-liners " out there . Feel free to share them . HUMOR IS GOOD!!!!. Post them here if you wish...