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Deer Meat
May 31, 2008 | 11:43 AM
Category: Entertainment
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A man kills a deer and takes it home to cook for dinner. Both 
he and his wife decide that they won't tell the kids what kind 
of meat it is but will give them a clue and let them guess The 
kids were eager to know what the meat was on their plates, so 
they begged their dad for the clue. 

Well, he said, 'it's what mommy calls me sometimes.'

The little girl screams to her brother, 'Don't eat it, it's an a$$hole!
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bigbadbob read my blog
May 31, 2008 | 11:59 AM

MY WORD!!!
ibejim read my blog view my photos
Jun 1, 2008 | 9:16 AM

Reckon mom got no help with the dishes that night. :)

Maybe she now calls him "meat". "Dear Meat, I'm sorry!"
-JT- read my blog view my photos
Jun 4, 2008 | 8:16 PM

This blog reminds me of a joke.
Two boys, aged 7 and 4 got up one morning and the 7 yr. old said "it's about time we learn how to cuss. When we go down to breakfast, I'll say hell and you say ass."
The 4 yr. old said "okay".
-JT- read my blog view my photos
Jun 4, 2008 | 8:20 PM

So they go down to breakfast and their mom says to the 7 yr. old "What would you like for breakfast?"
And the kid replied "Aw, hell, I guess I'll have some Cheerios".

The woman backhands the kid, knocks him out of his chair and says "Get upstairs to the bathroom. I'll be right up to wash your mouth out with soap".
The kid runs upstairs crying.
-JT- read my blog view my photos
Jun 4, 2008 | 8:24 PM

The 4 yr. old has watched the scene unfold without saying a word.
The mom takes a deep breath, gathers herself together and looking at the angelic face of her four year old son says "What would you like for breakfast, sweetheart?"

The four year old said

"I dunno....but you can bet your ass it won't be Cheerios."
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