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BEST 'Out of Office' Automatic E-mail Replies:

1. I am currently out of the office at a job interview and will reply to you if I fail to get the position. Please be prepared for my mood.

2. You are receiving this automatic notification because I am out of the office. If I was in, chances are you wouldn't have received anything at all.

3. Sorry to have missed you, but I'm at the doctor's having my brain and heart removed so I can be promoted to our management team.

4. I will not be able to delete all the emails you send me until I return from vacation. Please be patient, & your mail will be deleted in the order it was received.

5. Thank you for your email. Your credit card has been charged $5.99 for the first 10 words & $1.99 for each additional word in your message.

6. The email server is unable to verify your server connection. Your message has been delivered. Please restart your computer & try sending again....(The beauty of this is that when you return, you can see who did this over & over & over...)

7. Thank you for your message, which has been added to a queuing system. You are currently in 352nd place, & can expect to receive a reply in approximately 19 weeks.

 8. Hi, I'm thinking about what you've just sent me....Please wait by your PC for my response.

9. I've run away to join a different circus.

10. I will be out of the office the next two weeks for medical reasons. When I return, please refer to me as 'Sheila' instead of Steve.