greenlawn's Blog

My registration, for my truck is due and it needs to be tested. So I changed the oil, and replaced the spark plugs. The plugs are a real Beatch to get at, and it took several wrench combinations, and some bloody knuckles to get it done! Feeling confident I drive over to the testing station at N. 76th and Clinton. I sit there for about 1/2 hour. Then they flag me in and tell me to sit in this booth. This woman starts reving up my truck on these Dynometer like wheels, and puts my poor truck through this test up to 60mpr and back down again about three times. The third time I can hear this LOUD grinding sound and I start pounding on the window, yelling what the hell are you doing to my truck!!!!! She finishes the test and pulls the truck forward. She trys to open the gas cap, but cant. It's a locking cap I say. I attempt to unlock it for her, and she says please get back in the booth. Then she tells me to sit in my truck but I don't because I'd like to relock my gas cap after she's done with it, the price of gas being what it is.....  Then a supervisor walks up to me and asks me if I had one white-wall tire before I came in. I said no and walked around to the right side of my truck and saw the whole sidewall of my tire was chewed to the bone! "What the hell did you do to my truck?" I say... The woman reapears and hands me some papers. I asked her if I passed or failed. She says " You failed sir, have a nice day." I say you trashed my tire and failed me?!" The supervisor took a picture of the tire and gave me form to fill out and send to the DMV for re-embersment. OOOOHHHH YEA!!!!! I should have a check by christmas!!!! To the folks at the testing station.......HAVE A NICE DAY!!

      Isn't spring wonderful! Birds are chirping, and flowers are starting to bloom. What a beautiful town we live in!

 

 

Happy New Year from the Governor's office!

 

Well it sounds like Obama is finaly in the driver's seat.

John Edwards is finaly reaching out to female voters. Hilary must have given him a 'Bad Hair Day'.

Our next comander in chief????? Now this going to scare the Holy Jihad out of the Islamic radicals!!!!   I hope our troops won't defect, or go A.W.o.L.

      What did I tell you, Terrance Felder? The cops are going to get you, and they have. I read that you put up quite a fight. If I was one of those cops, I would have enjoyed that. Now it sounds like you're looking at 480 years, and have a  $1 million bail. Good luck with that.

      Congradulations to the Milwaukee Police  for getting this scumb bag off our streets!

" Move over Rover, and let Hillary take over!"

               To the pile of trash that's been molesting our young girls on their way to school, the cops are going to nail you. It's just a matter of time. I hope they taze you untill you eyes pop out, and then give you the old "Elevator Ride". Your days are numbered, and just wait till "the boys" in prison get you alone! Can't wait to see your face on the news!

It's the war she supported, but now she doesn't??

There she go'es  again, kissing babys! YUK!

Behold! ( drum roll ) Our next First Lady! I'ts Billary Clinton! ( applause )  Slippery as an eel. Non stick like a Teflon cookie sheet. Where are all the interns and hide the cigars!

Happy Holloween, you Democratic Munchkins!

 

What is going on in Cincinati?  They've nominated Madonna to the rock and roll hall of fame? In what stretch of the imagination doe's Madonna's ' music' qualifify as rock and roll? Is Barry Manilow a heavy metal star?

OK, let me get this straight . There is a group proposing a life size bronze statue of Fonzie, on the corner of Wisconsin and Water, for $80,000?  Yea, that's what we need! They should draft a proposal to build a statue of the 'fonz' strataling Milwaukee's harbor like Colosous. What about Lavern and Sherlie???? Can't we get a statue of PeeWee Herman on top of the Pabst Theatre? Is it the tap water, or what these people are smoking? I'd suggest  statues of the 'Three Stooges' at the entrance to city hall instead!