frankherbert's Blog

1. How do you rate the way that George W. Bush is performing his role as President? Excellent, good, fair, or poor?

Poor. He's like Nixon without the Charisma or Intelligence.

2. If the election were held today would you vote for Republican Rudy Giuliani or Democrat Hillary Clinton?

That's like asking if I'd rather kill myself by slitting my own throat or taking a lethal dose of ex-lax. I suppose Giuliani.

3. If the next Presidential election were held today would you vote for Republican Fred Thompson or Democrat Hillary Clinton?

Hillary Clinton.

4. If the next Presidential election were held today would you vote for Republican John McCain or Democrat Hillary Clinton?

John McCain!

5. If the next Presidential election were held today would you vote for Republican Mitt Romney or Democrat Hillary Clinton?

Hillary Clinton.

6. Has Mitt Romney been unfairly picked on because of his Mormon faith?

No, I hardly ever hear it mentioned but if he ends up being the front-runner he can always complain about the mean old democrats picking on him for his faith. That should pick up a lot of votes.

7. Is Barack Obama experienced enough to be Commander-in-Chief?

Yes. We've found out that pretty much anyone of any level of experience can be commander-in-chief, as long as they believe in themselves!

8. How likely is it that John McCain will be elected the next President of the United States?

He's got as good a chance as I do. Considering that I haven't announced my plans to run or raised any campaign money that isn't saying much.

9. Does it help or hurt a Presidential candidate to be endorsed by Hollywood celebrities?

No, they really should stick to advertising shoes and cars and such.

10. Think for a moment about the War in Iraq-Should we fight on or leave as soon as possible?

We need to stop saying "war in Iraq" and face the fact that it's an occupation, then step up troop numbers considerably. With more presence we can actually deter terrorism instead of just making our soldiers walking targets.

11. Would you be willing to pay higher taxes if the money collected would be used for bridge repairs and other infrastructure improvements?

No, I like to see innocent people die, I find it hilarious! I kid, of course I'd be willing to pay extra so long as this government can change its debt spending ways and actually balance the budget.

12. Suppose the government raised taxes and said that the extra money would be used for bridge repairs and infrastructure improvements. Do you believe that the money would actually be spent on bridge repairs and infrastructure improvements or would it be used for other purposes?

If by "infrastructure" you mean "more equipment for oil companies in Alaska, Texas, Gulf of Mexico and Iraq" yes of course.