frankherbert's Blog

Hello friends. It has been a long while since last I posted here, I felt I should say something since FOX11 chose to take the Fair and Balanced approach to reporting on the ongoing struggle to get COS taxed like the business it is. For more information you can check any source, all will tell a similar story whether you look at Wikipedia, or if you believe wikipedia is controlled by liberal BLEEP you can also look it up in conservapedia.

For those of you whose Christian toes I may have stepped on. let me take the opportunity to disabuse you of some lovely myths. For instance, the historic Jesus was not nearly the sainted figure has been made out to be. In addition to being a lover of young boys and men, he was given to uncontrollable bursts of temper and hatred that belied the general message of love, understanding and other typical Marcab PR. You have only to look at the history his teachings inspired to see where it all inevitably leads.

This is quoted from the OT8 document shown to courts, the document was procured from the residence of folks involved in Operation Snow White which was an older program of the COS to steal/destroy documents which would put LRH in a bad light. Excuse me I should clear up that these were documents in the hands of federal agencies (IRS, FBI etc).

Many will ask "well why haven't they had to pay taxes yet, I thought the IRS looked into them and decided they were a legit religion?". That is somewhat true. The IRS persued the issue for years but early in the Clinton administration Bill asked the IRS to drop it. Makes you wonder. Bribes? Campaign contributions? Blackmail?

At any rate, for the curious, all signs point to the company being very nervous. Their usual tactics of attacking critics through "any means necessary" don't work well since anonymous generally is very careful not to expose personal info. Sci members have tailed taxis, and in Atlanta two people were arrested by police (not read their rights btw) and apparently unmasked in front of COS goons so they could have their picture taken. We will prevail, with every protest numbers are added, new forces join the ever growing horde. Christians, ex-scientologists who want to end the nightmare for those trapped, and the usual fun loving pranksters who supposedly blow up yellow vans are all involved.

Why is it that blacks can complain about everything!!! -jayngram

Because after emancipation the freed slaves got first amendment rights just like whites had.

Well, they're already building a fence down there and we all know how effective that will be. There's also going to be a Blackwater Facility to watch over the border. I say, why not cut the fence short and make a work camp boxed in, monitored by the Blackwater folks?

They all want jobs don't they, so why not keep a watchful eye on them while they work? I say, keep them where we can see them, and if they step out of line it's in the ovens with 'em.

Now you might be saying "But what do we do with all the carcasses from lazy illegals?" and to that I also have an answer: We can feed the homeless! Not to mention we can use their bones to make buttons or for the fatties piano keys.

There are still Iraqis alive. If things were going well the country would be completely devoid of all human life and unable to support anything more complex than an ameoba for the next 200 years. Sure, the troops are doing what they can, one was just reprimanded for raping and killing a 14 year old girl, but they could do oh so much more!

The embassy is already the largest one the US has, why not make it with jumbo ovens large enough to fit a dozen Iraqis? Hell, that's room enough for 20 or so kids! Rope is cheap, why not have hangings instead of those expensive facilities like guantanamo? The government has taken long enough to sign the oil bill, I say lets kill a member of their family for every day they don't pass that bill.

Also, I've heard that they're getting electricity as much as 8 hours a day in some regions. That's completely unacceptable! At that level they might be able to run dialysis machines or use computers to communicate and improve their infrastructure!

Sauce on raep: http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,229879,00.html

Story copypasta'd from: http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/20727602/

KXAN-TV

Police officers are investigating a bomb threat at Pflugerville High School.

A caller tipped off the Pflugerville Police Department early Tuesday morning, reporting that someone had posted messages on a Web site about blowing up the high school.

Police took a juvenile into custody and charged him in connection with the incident.

The posting threatened pipe bombs would detonate at 9:11 a.m. on Sept. 11 at Pflugerville High School, in addition to armed assaults at the school. The posting included a photo of the juvenile with him holding two apparent PVC pipe bombs. The suspected pipe bombs had wires, component board and batteries, and the message indicated people at the school would be harmed.

Pflugerville police took the evidence into custody to be analyzed, after they made contact with the juvenile and his parents. All the items found appeared to be toys.

The juvenile is in custody of the Pflugerville police on third-degree felony terroristic threat and Class A misdemeanor hoax bomb charges.

(me speaking again)

Just wanted to share this lulzy story, the kid thought he could escape the power of anonymous but the EXIF data on the jpgs that his camera took ended up leading anonymous to his father's name and info and eventually him, and once the location was known it was easy enough for several anonymous to call in to local police and make it sound like a genuine threat. I actually caught the original thread as it was winding down and people were calling in to police, but still really neat to see things unfold and an arrest made.

(Again, I'm not the OP but I do like the guy and would shake his hand if I saw him IRL...might not let his kid play with my kid but ya know)

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Since I got so many requests in my first thread to keep you all updated on the one-armed, one-eyed little girl situation, I thought I'd post what happened during last night's shift. I'm still somewhat hesitant to start a blog, so this'll just have to do for the time being.

Anyway, I picked her up a teeney little stuffed bear, about the size of her hand, and one of those chocolate oranges you smack to split open, and stuffed the toy into the pocket of my scrubs, and the candy into my bag next to my DS, before I headed inside. The security guard at the reception desk, a big indian guy that's always talking about MTV, did a short search, guess it was my lucky night, but only checked the bag, so it was my lucky night indeed. We exchanged mindless pleasentries and I headed to the break room, to check the night's duty log.

Anyway, to make a boring part of a story short, I eventually wound up back at the night station to start my shift, and killed time as best I could until around 1. When I saw that the coast was clear, I hooked the beeper set up to recieve calls from the patient's rooms onto my waistband, for when we're away from the station, and I headed for her room with the bear and orange chocolate in one of my hands.

I listened at the door for a minute or so, noting that there was light coming from under it, (but she's apparently been scared of the dark since the accident, so she always keeps at least a small light on, even when sleeping), trying both to listen for activity and to work up my courage, then finally opened it up.

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I found her looking my way, in a mixture of very mild surprise and annoyance. She asked me what I wanted as I stepped in, closing the door behind myself, and walking up to her bedside, where she was propped up with the pillows behind her back, frowning.

I just smiled as gently as I could, and I took my hand out from behind my back, opening it to reveal the dual offerings. She blinked at that, staring at them for a beat or two before looking up at me again, and frowning again...then asking, and I quote, "What?" They were for her, I said...explaining that the other nurses had noticed that she seemed to be feeling down lately, and that a little early christmas gift might help. Then, as I set them down on the corner of her little bedside table, beside her, turning the bear to 'face' her, I also explained that the people in charge here probably wouldn't approve of the nurses, and my, giving them to her, so...could she keep it a secret?

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I gave her a little wink when I said that last bit, and brought my finger up to my lips in the standard 'shhhh' position. After another few seconds, she turned her gaze from me to the bear, the confused, almost upset look on her face still there, and was silent for almost a minute...I almost had a heartattack, it was beating so fast, worrying she'd react in the worst way possible...but then she mumbled something I almost didn't catch, save for my heightened state of awareness.

"Thank you."

I just smiled again as she refused to look directly at me, turning her good eye downward, instead, into her own lap, and after a moment's debate, reached out and lightly touched the top of her head with my open hand, for just a half-second, before I turned around again, and moved to walk out of the room, barely able to control the butterflies in my stomach. I snuck a peek back as I closed the door again behind myself, after stepping out, and saw her reaching for the bear...a great success, I'd say.

I quietly opened the door again around 3, to find her sleeping, curled up on her left side, the bear still in her hand, near her chest. 'An angel' doesn't even come close, [use your imagination], and I felt better than I had in weeks, cleaned up the foil and the couple pieces left from the chocolate quietly, and stepped back out again.

So far, so good.

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Uh, yeah. She only lost roughly half her legs, in transfemoral amputations. Or, what, do you need knees to qualify?

Anyway, there isn't much more to tell, I just finished up my shift as best I could, in a mixture of nervousness and barely suppressed glee. Nothing much else happened.

Oh, I finished Hard ROCK mode on EBA, but that isn't really salient to the main topic of discussion.

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I completed my Registered Nursing program after I finished my bachelor's. It wasn't as 'hard' as med school, I guess, but I didn't really feel like another four years of school and then a bunch more years of interning after that at the time. I had been considering becoming a paramedic, but didn't, for reasons I don't really want to get into here.

Anyway, it's a pretty rewarding career, when the doctors aren't being total dickheads, and the patients are vomiting or pissing or shitting all over you. Uh, maybe that's what drew me to [use your imagination], actually.

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BLEEP, I knew I forgot to mention something.

I hadn't really tried one of the chocolate orange things before, so I asked the checkout clerk how hard it would be to 'open' one. She said you have to whack it pretty hard, but that's all part of the fun, right?, and laughed. I laughed too, and left the store. Turning it over in my head on my way home to get ready for work, I decided it probably would be a bit frustrating for her, and I didn't want that, so when I got home, I gave it a couple of medium-strength whacks on my table, then felt around the outside of the foil. It seemed to have seperated somewhat inside, so I left it at that state, then got ready, and the story proceeded as I told it.

And her eyes are/were green, by the way.

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I'm strongly considering it, and looking through some webpages on local laws.

I have a lawyer cousin, so I can get some free legal advice if it comes to it, he'll be at the family's for christmas...I'm considering telling them about her then, and asking their advice on my consideration of trying to help her.

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I usually work five or six days a week, probably more this month since I don't have a 'family' (spouse/kids) to spend the holidays with. I have tonight off, so I'm a bit nervous about what's happening there while I'm at home, but, not much I can do about that.

I'll probably just spend christmas day with the family, it's about an hour's drive each way, so I'll be seeing her then, and christmas eve, anyway.

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Uh, yeah, I'm really going to let slip the name of the place I work at. When I have at least ten percent of the responses telling me I need to die in prison rape funtime, and they want to call the local police on my sick ass.

I'm not totally retarded, people. (No offense to the poster I'm replying to here directly)

I need to afk for ten minutes or so, getting buzzed on my intercom, brb

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OP here. Sorry about that, my new neighbour from down the hall needed help moving his christmas tree inside. I'm the only person he knows here so far, and he's been pretty nice and generous so far (free beer and chinese food, woo), so what was I to do?

Anyway, I live alone, so my computer being on isn't, uh, generally a problem. And, um, too many posts to answer, amidst the spam, so I'll just start again from here on.

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Uh, yes, adoption is the most likely course, with the other major choice being 'do nothing', which I would feel like BLEEP over, but remains a possibility simply due to the overwhelmingness of the undertaking.

I haven't touched her in any manner outside the boundries of my profession and her position as my patient, and I haven't introduced her to any sexually inappropriate material, verbal or otherwise.

Oh, and for the record, all of you Taxi Driver wannabes out there furiously masturbating to the thought of proving to the world just how big a man you are, needing tweezers to do so be damned: find me one place where I've actually said I planned, or even WANTED to rape her. Go ahead.

BLEEP.
(ED NOTE: at this point he had gotten many responses from idiots calling him a pedo and saying that he was grooming her and all sorts of baseless accusations)
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And to address the potential creepiness of the situation last night, now that I'm reminded by this post: Yeah, I know. But how else should I have done it? 'Oh yes, go right ahead and start urinating, dear, I've got you, you won't fall in, oh, and by the way, here's a stuffed animal and some candy'? I tried to be as nonthreatening and gentle as I could be, and it seemed pretty clear, to me at least, that nobody had spoken to her this way, to a sad, lonely little girl, as a person that actually cared about her, rather than her making 'progress' in her treatment, more or less since the accident. That was why she didn't have much to say.

I don't intend to proceed straight to 'visiting her room' all night every night from now on. Geez, I'm not that dumb or crude. I'll just be around, available, and a source of kindness if she wants it, and things can proceed from there. She's a smart girl, after all, I'm not going to treat her like some tv-land retardo-kid.

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For the record, it's entirely possible for amputees, even multiple ones, to retain muscle tone and fitness. It just takes exercise, the same as for anyone else, though they generally can't do all the usual ones available to the more full-bodied.

She's working very hard at her physical rehab, perhaps because it helps her forget about her difficulty with her mental rehab, unfortunately...

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I'm not really sure about that (her family). There was nobody listed as next of kin on her records, just social workers. Gossip around the workplace, passed on from those of us with friends at the hospital she spent her first two months in, is that her father was a first generation american-fjordian (specific country not mentioned, might have been sweden) only child, and his parents were dead, no information on grandparents. Her mother was a multi-generation-in japanese-american, whose family hasn't made ANY attempt to even contact them, and may have refused to answer any of the various workers' attempts at getting information/attention from them. Guess she pissed them off pretty badly by marrying whitey. Nobody even vaguely japanese looking has ever visited her since the accident, and from what I've heard, her social worker has been having no luck whatsoever with any sort of family placement...and she has a better chance of growing a new arm and legs than getting placed in a group home or foster care.

The system sucks.

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She's not retarded. She's very intelligent, it's just that she's been so badly traumatized that she's developed severe, SEVERE PTSD. I mean, PTSD that makes BLEEP up vietnam veterans look healthy. Withdrawing from human contact, depression, anxiety, aggression, fear of the dark, nightmares, she's voiced the thought that she has no future, and nobody wants her anymore, to therapists, she practically goes into a fear-coma every time she has to ride in a vehicle somewhere, as a trigger from the crash...

I really wish there was magic in the world. I'd do anything for there to be magic that could make her, make everything, all right again.

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Well, as far as coloration goes, it's rreasonably close. Hairstyle's not too far off, either, at least since the accident. I think she may have had longer hair before, but it's been cut relatively short, since she was getting really frustrated and worked up at not being able to brush her own hair anymore, and refused to let anyone else do it for her...I mean, think about it, her mother probably used to do it for her, and...

...anyway, I guess it's sort of close.
(ED NOTE: this was a response to a fan-art pic of someone rendering her. At this point Anonymous was split up between people spamming him and calling him a pedo, and supportive people giving him child-rearing advice and drawing renditions of him and his patient)
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I'd put her odds of winding up in foster care, which I'm sure would be spec-tacular for her, at around 1%. Foster parents don't HAVE to accept any kids, they choose to do so...thus, the really messed up ones rarely ever leave group homes.

...and group homes don't HAVE to accept kids they admit they can't care for. Such as those with severe physical and medical needs, let alone severe mental health issues.

That's where the institutional care comes in...which is where she's at, and where she'll stay unless someone, someone outside the system, persay, steps in and takes a risk.

Frankly, I don't see anyone else stepping up to the plate, so far.

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OP here, pointed out because this will be a short response.

I care about her because I care about her, I'd do it if she had everything intact, physically and mentally. Of course, if that was the case, we probably wouldn't ever have met, and I wouldn't have given her more than a momentary glace as we passed each other in a mall or something, and would've thought 'Wow, cute kid'.

It's complicated. She's a special case.

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Yeah, I know it's a longshot. But I've seen single parents adopt successfully before. I'm actually a pretty upstanding guy, battle scars aside, and I can actually care for her special needs (no, this is not innuendo), which is a big plus in such a case. I have a steady income already, I have friends and family that'll stand beside me, and yeah, nobody in the system wants her.

Frankly, [use your imagination] is my biggest danger here, but I'm a [use your imagination]tard, and a [use your imagination]tard I shall be. I'll just have to be careful there.

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Well, I don't have anything too pressing this afternoon. I could start another thread and stick around a bit longer if people have further questions. It's not like I spend my off-hours curing cancer or something.
(ED NOTE: If he did he’d be the best nurse ever in the history of mankind lol)
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Believe me, I hope so too...the head administrator isn't a COMPLETE bitch, and most of the rest of the nursing staff and orderlies are relatively decent people, you know, for being in a high-burnout profession...I can just keep my fingers crossed, and hope that it either causes no furor, or a small enough one that I'll get off with a slap on the wrist.

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OP here - Someone may want to archive this thread before it implodes.

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Anonynurse here, since some people still seemed to have questions as of the death of today's update thread. I'll keep an eye on this one, if anyone has anything to say or ask.

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Well, it was the first thing that sprang to mind, terrible as it was (Anonynurse, that is). I hold neither love nor esteem for it, but while it goes against my Anonymous instincts, I needed something to indicate my identity, such as it is, and OP for the OP seemed rather ludicrous.

I'm not japanese, and don't pretend or try to be, but eh, I'll let [SECRET WEB SITE] decide.

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I probably wouldn't make a serious inquiry/request until at least the new year, if only because doing it without at least having her half-trust/like me would be both pretty dumb and pretty self-defeating.

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I'll do what I can. I mean, I really would like to gain her trust, because she doesn't trust anyone right now, and that's probably one of the bigger hindrances to her getting any better. And I'll treat her like I'd treat any other kid in her situation that I was willing to risk my life over...as best I can. It's the only way things will go at all well for anyone involved.

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This is an answer to the following; "That Adam Walsh act stripped adoption agencies' ability to consider all factors prior to a criminal record check, so one thing you have to have is a totally clean criminal record. It's like if you've made a felonious mistake, you're automatically an unfit person to adopt, though you're still allowed to BLEEP like a bunny and produce massive quantities of Asian babies by saying hello to some Japanese-Americans in their native way. (warning: in-joke included)"

(ED NOTE: this site has a joke that “Rape is like saying hello in Japan”)

My record is clean. Other than browsing [use your imagination], I've never done anything illegal. I don't even have any CP to hide.

This is an answer to the following; "Does the place where you work have any sort of rules against employees adopting current/post-patients? I'd guess not, as you said in the first thread that most people there are old as BLEEP, but it just seems like that could be an obstacle."

Not that I'm aware of. But if it is a problem, and it's the deal breaker, the choice between success and keeping my job...I can get another job, even in my field. There's a health care crisis on, you know.

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Believe me, I am VERY aware of this.

...which is why I'm still in 'hard thinking' mode, not 'painting the spare room pink' mode.
(ED NOTE: this was a response to someone saying how un-freaking-believably long it takes to adopt kids)
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As I've already stated since the first post, I'm not working in a hospital.

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As I mentioned once before, I'm already planning ways to accomplish this. But friday nights, good luck finding anyone still around at 10 pm, and on the weekends, during the day? I'll schedule a meeting come monday, and present my proposal. We are allowed to make recommendations for the consideration of the treatment of patients; like I said, the head administrator isn't a COMPLETE bitch.

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I'm no saint.

I'm not taken to wearing dirty trenchcoats and luring children into my white van with candy, either.

The world is full of BLEEP, you can either do your best to tread it, or start eating.
(ED NOTE: again, defending himself against BLEEP-heads accusing him of being a pedo. Later on he DOES learn to ignore them)
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I don't have a long-term master plan in place, despite what some may think. I'm basically trying to figure out what my heart, as faggoty and retarded as that sounds, is telling me I should do. I wouldn't consider something of this magnitude without being ready for the consequences...the first thread was as much a subconcious attempt at getting people to tell me to just walk away entirely as anything...guess it failed.

I didn't go looking for this situation. BLEEP.

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I know that.

On a non-text related note, fanart of her, based on my description is welcome. I can give further details if necessary.

Fanart of me would be pretty retarded, unless someone wants to draw an Anonymous in scrubs or something.

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Well, I'll keep an eye on that thread. I chose the OP picture because it was eyecatching, and, well, pretty close to her situation, disturbingly enough (she doesn't have such extensive scarring on her leg-stumps, and her right arm's is a much 'longer' trans-tibial amputation, rather than a disarticulation). I'm not sure if I should change it, since it's a reasonably good way to suggest that it's a genuine thread about her, though I guess that's easily enough faked. I'll think about it.

(ED NOTE: He was explaining his first post’s pic, which was anime-style and had a girl with similar amputations)
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Note: This is a side post from the /i/ board in a thread for fanart of the nameless girl

Wow.

Uh, I'm not sure exactly what to say, but I suppose I can at least give you a fair description of her.

She's seven years old, scandanavian father, japanese mother. I'm not a geneticist, so I don't know the odds, but she wound up with blonde hair, somewhere between ash and honey, I'd say, and green eyes. She also wound up with a skintone somewhere between his (I'm guessing) pale fjordish and her (also guessing) pale japanese. Her features are predominantly still japanese in configuration, with minor caucasian/fjordish bits here and there: She tends toward the EXTREMELY cute variety of japnese-ish girl features, however, petite and 'idol' worthy. She's beautiful, by any standard.

She was a physically active girl before the accident, involved in both general athletics and gymnastics, it seems...probably the main reason she's doing so well with her rehab. She's rather petite, average-little-japanese-girl sized, but not tiny. No particularly special innate physical characteristics from the neck down.
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Continuation from the thread in /i/ described above

Her right arm was amputated trans-tibially (through the upper arm), about four inches below the shoulder. Both her legs are trans-femur amputations (through the thigh), roughly halfway down. She doesn't have Bikko-style hypertrophic scarring at any of these locations, though the injuries only occured roughly three months ago, so they're still quite new, and still healing completely.

She's learning to walk again with a pair of prosthetic legs; these include artificial knees (hydraulic models, I think), and she uses silicone sheathes that then hold the sockets in place via suction. Her prosthetic right arm is a mixture of cosmetic and functional, with a myolectric hand and bodypowered elbow; it's also held in place via suction between the socket and the stump.

Her right eye was lost, and has since been fitted with a prosthetic orb and a cosmetic 'glass eye' that looks quite a bit like her real one, though you can tell up close. There was some scarring over her eyelids and above and below the socket, since the eye was lost via a chunk of shrapnel in the accident, and it tore up the surroundings somewhat, too. Not as large as the first picture in the thread, but noticible.

She wears relatively simple sets of clothing...gowns, housecoats, etc. BLEEP, almost forgot: Her hair is somewhat short all-round, the original picture in this thread is actually not that far off...she hasn't been wearing it up in ribbons or barrettes or such much, since she doesn't like people helping her with it, and she can only do so much by herself.

Not entirely sure what I think about all this, but if people feel the need, who am I to object?

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Frankly, all my information about her parents is secondhand gossip from the hospital, and a bit from her records. It hardly included a family tree, or even pictures of what her parents actually looked like.

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Back to the main thread

Well, to be fair, I haven't raped anyone else so far. Perfect record!

God, you people go on and on and on, and this thread is getting pretty damned boring. But hey, keep jerking it to your impotent thoughts of rage at the monster DARING to give a BLEEP about that poor, poor little girl, that you'd tsk and 'aww' over if you ever saw her, but you'd start feeling uncomfortable with and want to get away from as soon as you could, just like everyone else that hasn't been paid to deal with her thus far have.

She had friends before the accident, you know. She and her parents both. They all came to visit her in the hospital afterward...

...once. None of them ever came back for a second visit. You BLEEP make me sick, with your furious mewlings. Save that virility for your glory holes and BLEEP, dramafags.
(ED NOTE: Ugh, this post really upset me but hey, it sounds about right. Not many people actually have God Parents and kids usually can’t deal with friends who are terminally ill or extensively damaged like she is)
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PROTIP: the tibia is a bone in the lower leg. The right word for an amputation through the upper arm is transhumeral. I doubt the OP is a genuine registered nurse, he'd know at least this much.

BLEEP, this is why you don't drink and post, as lame and undoubtedly made-up as that sounds.

Guess it's a good thing I didn't go for med school after all. Anyway, need to head in to the 'office' in time for the nurses' lunchtime gathering, to bounce my idea off them before I take it to the administration office.

ED NOTE: end of this day/chapter/whatever. I’ll try to keep ‘em coming every day or so. I always liked this guy and always wanted to spread his story out to see how non-anonymous react. To many of us the guy is like a freaking hero, the world needs more people who can say “ok maybe I’m not paid to help PTSD children but I have the training so I will do it at the risk of being fired”.

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[USE YOUR IMAGINATION], I need your advice on something, since you're probably the ones most qualified to give it.

I'm a nurse-orderly at a nursing home, been there for a year so far, I work the night shift on the west wing. It's not that tough, since most of the residents are so old and medicated that they sleep the night away, only rarely dying or stroking out or getting up to eat their own poop or something. I usually wind up playing with my DS or reading at the nurse's station for the full four hours I'm on watch alone, from 1 to 5.

However, a new patient arrived a month ago, which got my attention. A seven year old girl that was in a car crash that killed her parents, and took her legs, right arm, and right eye. As a ward of the state, and so messed up by all the trauma mentally that no foster parents would touch her, she got sent here when she got out of the hospital. God, she's so cute, she's half-japanese, but has blonde hair, and the rest of her body that didn't get cut away is just perfect, she used to be a gymnast, it seems. I've had to answer her call button several times so far, when she's had to use the restroom in the middle of the night, which meant carrying her from her bed to the toilet, then holding her as she used it, and she always looks away from me when she did so, blushing a little bit.

Anyway, what do you think, [USE YOUR IMAGINATION]? Picture somewhat related.

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Well, I haven't taken any [pictures] yet (official policy is no photography by the staff for legal reasons, someone got busted in 2001 for taking pictures of the funny things senile old people do and posting them on the net), and I don't go back to work for another 10 hours. So I have no pictures of her to give you.

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Uh, yeah...they keep orphans with extreme medical and physical care needs in all the orphanages, the ones on every street corner. The ones with qualified nurses and doctors to manage their constant care. And they totally just toss the one-armed girl a bedpan, and cut the cord on the call button.

Don't try and tell me how the system works, BLEEP, I'm part of the system, and it doesn't BLEEP work at all.

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And for all those people telling me to adopt her, I'd love to, she seems like she was a really great kid, bright, outgoing, cheerful, before the accident. The problem is that people involved in the care of kids in the system often find it way harder to adopt them than someone with a less sterling record from OUTSIDE the system. It's BLEEP up, but that's the way it is.

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Well, um...the problem is, if I'm nice to her, and treat her kindly, more as a friend or father-figure, she'd be likely, as a positive effect, to report it to the facility's psychiatrist during one of their sessions, in all innocence, who might then feel obligated to report that to the administrator. Who would then probably fire me for showing inappropriate affection, woo family services catch-22ism.

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I've considered that, too. I mean, she's actually REALLY smart, like, she was in a school for the gifted before the accident, and her mother was a child psychologist, so they gave her a lot more freedom and choice than the average kid would get. And she was pretty gifted athletically, too, which just makes the whole thing all the more tragic.

Of course, she's also pretty broken now...extremely withdrawn, rare she says three words the whole day; at the same time, she lashes out at anyone that tries to get too close. She actually bit a psych intern who was trying some play therapy with her in the hospital hard enough to draw blood, before she was transferred here. The real problem is, if I were to try and form a bond with her, honestly, I'm afraid she'd do something to get me in trouble just to try and make me leave her alone, even if she really wants some affection.

This would be a lot easier if she was less traumatized.

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And you know, the main reason I would have not to post pictures is that she's a pretty distinctive girl. I mean, how many half-japanese blonde green-eyed (singular) one-armed, no-legged seven year olds are there? That idiot I mentioned before got busted just for posting random old people, and there are millions of those.

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Actually, she gets bussed to a rehab facility at the hospital almost every day, where she's learning to use prosthetic legs, and an arm. It's like it's the one thing she actually cares about anymore, I hear the staff there are amazed at the progress she's making.

It makes sense, though, because she really hates her wheelchair...the first time I answered one of her calls at night, I'd wheeled it out to put her in it, since that's standard procedure, but she asked me not to use it, so I carried her, instead.

Anyway, she wears the prosthetic arm during the day, but I'm not around then, so I've never actually seen her using it. I have seen it in her room, though; it's a nice model, probably the best in the whole facility. I guess her parents had a pretty responsible life insurance policy, so she doesn't have to deal with substandard prosthetics, at least...has a nice prosthetic eye, too, looks just like her real one, as much as a fake one can, anyway. Of course, the scarring over her eye kind of helps give it away.

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I'll bring her something christmasy tonight...she's been getting especially depressed since the facility started putting up decorations a week ago, poor kid. Good way to see how receptive she is to interacting with me outside emergencies, too.

Not sure what'd be 'appropriate' or disposable enough, though...I know you're hardly the people to ask about 'appropriate' anything, but any ideas, [USE YOUR IMAGINATION]?

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No, I'm still here, I was just grabbing something from the kitchen. Cute attempt at internet dramas with the flooding, though. And *I'm* the cancer that is killing [USE YOUR IMAGINATION]? Nigra, please.

And for the record, I had actually thought about the red prosthetic eye thing myself once, embarassed as I am to admit it. I'm not that big a Rozen BLEEP, though.

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Sure they can. I mean, I've seen one myself (you know, in her room). Apparently, her father was almost stereotypically scandanavian, bright blonde hair, blue eyes, six foot+, etc. She's still got pretty clearly Japanese-y features, mostly, but most of her coloration is equally pretty clearly from his side of the family. Her skin is somewhere in between a pale japanese and a pale (rather than goldish) fjordish.

Frankly, I'd say she won the genetic lottery, too bad about the non-predetermined alterations.

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I really wish I could get you guys a recording of her voice. She doesn't have an accent, because she was born and raised here in America, and her mother (the Japanese half) comes from a long line of Japanese-Americans (who disowned her, I guess, when she married Mr. Swedish Meatball, because little girl's relatives/contact information is nonexistent, just social workers), but her voice...well, it's just the most beautiful thing I'd ever heard, when she first spoke to me (about the wheelchair).

Even as flat and brusque as it was, it was like hearing an angel whisper hymns, and I still get goosebumps every time I've heard it since. I can't wait for tonight...I think I should bring her something else, maybe a tiny little keychain sized stuffed doll or something, or maybe a little wristband...any other ideas, guys?

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She's not a robot, or animuishly designed to be the perfect cold-hearted Rei-clone. She's a real girl.

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I'll bring it up at next week's meeting...perhaps a possibility of allowing individual gifts, with the potential that it could improve morale with the rest of the patients to grandparent her a bit (well, the non-racists, anyway).

This is just for tonight. Babysteps...

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Note: This was in response to some BLEEP on [USE YOUR IMAGINATION] saying that her life was BLEEP and he would make it worse. Of course, one could theorize that he was just trolling, but it was kinda scathing. So, as you can see, the OP kicks major ass in a winning retort.


So, what's your solution?

Magically turn back time to make the accident not have happened? Magically heal her mind so that her body's imperfections alone are less likely to destroy her future? Maybe you could magically heal both of them, and she'd probably be adopted right away.

There is no magic. The world doesn't work like that. She has no future, not a future she deserves, anyway.

The fact of the matter is that I'm probably her best chance for a future worth living, one way or another. You may not want to admit it, but it's the truth. Go BLEEP the holes you cut in your son's dolls and cry yourself to sleep over the injustices of the world if you aren't strong enough to face them, BLEEP.

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Note: This was posted in a seperate thread that was posted after the original thread went overboard.


OP here, I should clarify to whoever made the wiki entry that the last post was actually the last of a three-part post on my part, as a response to the same poster. So if they have a copy of the thread handy, they may want to correct that.

That said, I need to get ready for dinner, then hit the mall before heading in to work. Need to pick up that stuff for her that I'd mentioned...wish me luck, guys, and thanks for the productive advice I was given. Food for thought.

The rest of you BLEEP can go BLEEP yourselves.

[editors note: this is the first in the line of Nurse-Kun's story, I've changed some of the language so it will make sense to those outside of the Hive Mind)

Now look, to start this off, I hate horror movies. I find most to be boring and the gore is just there for its own sake.

Anyways, I never heard him saying anything about Chop Shop which has a nearly identical plot and is practically the same movie but with different casting. A woman is raped, she sets off to get revenge and kill her rapists. This is portrayed as being a correct and valiant act.

I think I've noticed what the difference is. In the new film, the woman is White. So, if a White woman is raped she should just take it, but if a black woman is raped it's OK for her to fight back.

Clinton's advisors have said that she believes in executive authority and Congressional deference.[74] In 2003, Clinton stated that she was "a strong believer in executive authority," wishing that when her husband was president, Congress had been more willing to recognize presidential authority.[75]

Hahaha, oh wow. If she wins (and has the same executive powers as Bush) we're all phucked.

A mother held her new baby and very slowly rocked him back and forth, back and forth, back and forth. And while she held him, she sang:

I'll love you forever, I'll like you for always, As long as I'm living my baby you'll be.

The baby grew. He grew and he grew and he grew. He grew until he was two years old, and he ran all around the house. He pulled all the books off the shelves. He pulled all the food out of the refrigerator and he took his mother's watch and flushed it down the toilet. Sometimes his mother would say, "this kid is driving me CRAZY!"

But at night time, when that two-year-old was quiet, she opened the door to his room, crawled across the floor, looked up over the side of his bed; and if he was really asleep she picked him up and rocked him back and forth, back and forth, back and forth. While she rocked him she sang:

I'll love you forever, I'll like you for always, As long as I'm living my baby you'll be.

The little boy grew. He grew and he grew and he grew. He grew until he was nine years old. And he never wanted to come in for dinner, he never wanted to take a bath, and when grandma visited he always said bad words. Sometimes his mother wanted to sell him to the zoo!

But at night time, when he was asleep, the mother quietly opened the door to his room, crawled across the floor and looked up over the side of the bed. If he was really asleep, she picked up that nine-year-old boy and rocked him back and forth, back and forth, back and forth. And while she rocked him she sang:

I'll love you forever, I'll like you for always, As long as I'm living my baby you'll be.

The boy grew. He grew and he grew and he grew. He grew until he was a teenager. He had strange friends and he wore strange clothes and he listened to strange music. Sometimes the mother felt like she was in a zoo!

But at night time, when that teenager was asleep, the mother opened the door to his room, crawled across the floor and looked up over the side of the bed. If he was really asleep she picked up that great big boy and rocked him back and forth, back and forth, back and forth. While she rocked him she sang:

I'll love you forever, I'll like you for always, As long as I'm living my baby you'll be.

That teenager grew. He grew and he grew and he grew. He grew until he was a grown-up man. He left home and got a house across town. But sometimes on dark nights the mother got into her car and drove across town. If all the lights in her son's house were out, she opened his bedroom window, crawled across the floor, and looked up over the side of his bed. If that great big man was really asleep she picked him up and rocked him back and forth, back and forth, back and forth. And while she rocked him she sang:

I'll love you forever, I'll like you for always, As long as I'm living my baby you'll be.

Well, that mother, she got older. She got older and older and older. One day she called up her son and said, "You'd better come see me because I'm very old and sick." So her son came to see her. When he came in the door she tried to sing the song. She sang:

I'll love you forever, I'll like you for always...

But she couldn't finish because she was too old and sick. The son went to his mother. He picked her up and rocked her back and forth, back and forth, back and forth. And he sang this song:

I'll love you forever, I'll like you for always, As long as I'm living my Mommy you'll be.

(please don't proast shock images, just sad images/stories/copypasta)

HARD difficulty: If you make a facial expression you lose. Post pictures/copypasta and report when you lose.




Listen to this BLEEP, myfoxla

So I'm at the Supermarket 'cause my roommate's a BLEEP' idiot who thinks he can eat all the damned food in the house and then go to sleep. Well, what the BLEEP am I 'spose to do when I get hungry?! Damn fatass doesn't bother to leave his room unless he has classes.

The most action I've ever seen this guy do was masturbate, I walked in on him in the bathroom (which brings up my next point) WHO THE BLEEP LEAVES THE DOOR PARTIALLY OPEN!? Hell, every time I have guests over to drink, watch movies, hangout, the guy stays in his room.

ANY WAY:

So, I'm at the supermarket and I'm waiting in line to pay for my BLEEP. Many TV dinners (The diet kind, hopefully fattie won't eat 'em), some Rice Cakes, Ramen, etc, when this (get this) FAT ASS in front of me starts to complain that the item he wants that is on sale ISN'T in stock.

I sit there and contemplate what I should say, assuming I'd be there longer than I'd want to be; Granted, the item was a BOGO Chips Sale. Go figure.

So finally, as he's in the middle of harassing this excellent Cashier, I open my mouth.

"Hey, fatass, can we shut the hell up and move on? Ok? They're chips, dumb BLEEP. Buy them another time. What the hell's your problem?"

"You wanna know?!" he said to me without turning around.

BLEEP, this guy was bigger than me. So he turns around and stares at me. I swear I almost shat my pants.

So he finally says

"I had reese's for breakfast!"

"BLEEP, you had candy for breakfast?!"

"Not candy, Reese's Puff Cereal!"

So he pours me a bowl and I shove the spoon in my mouth. Then a completely orgasmic wave of peanut butter and chocolately taste bombards my taste buds.

Reese's Puff Cereal;

It's reese's, FOR BREAKFAST!

Day 1

HIVE MIND, I AM ONLY 8, BUT MY DEVELOPMENT HAS NOT BEEN IMPEDED SEVERELY, RESULTING IN FULLY-FUNCTIONAL ORGANS AND LIMBS. ALTHOUGH AT THE MOMENT I CANNOT MOVE THEM, SOON I WILL BE READY TO CARRY OUT THE WILL OF THE QUEEN.

Day 2

HIVE MIND, YOU WILL BE PLEASED TO KNOW MY CLAWS ARE BEGINNING TO FORM. ONE DAY I HOPE TO STRIKE DOWN THE TERRAN MENACE WITH THEM.

Day 3

TODAY I HAVE RECOGNIZED MY GENDER AND TASK, HIVE MIND. IT APPEARS I AM AN ATTACK DRONE. IT SADDENS ME TO KNOW THAT I AM UNABLE TO ASSIST THE QUEEN IN BEARING MORE SPAWN AS A WORKER, BUT NONETHELESS I WILL DO MY DUTY WITHOUT A MOMENTS HESITATION.


Day 4

I AM GLAD TO INFORM THE HIVE THAT MY SCALES AND TEETH ARE BEGINNING TO HARDEN, AS ARE MY CLAWS. I AM BEGINNING TO SECRET MUCUS FOR MY EVENTUAL HATCHING.

Day 5

HIVE MIND, TODAY A WORKER INSPECTED MY EGG AND I COULD NOT HELP BUT OVERHEAR I AM UNFIT FOR COMBAT. WHY IS THIS, MY QUEEN? WHAT HAVE I DONE TO DESERVE THE INABILITY TO SERVE YOU AND THE GLORIOUS HIVE? FORGIVE ME; I MEAN NOT TO TALK BACK AGAINST YOU. IT IS MY FAULT ALONE FOR MY UNSUCCESFUL BIRTHING. PERHAPS ONE DAY I CAN EMERGE FROM MY COCOON.

Day 6

SOMETHING IS INTRUDING THE HIVE. I CAN FEEL IT. MY QUEEN, A THOUSAND PARDONS FOR FAILING YOU. MY ONLY WISH WAS TO DIE IN COMBAT. HOWEVER I SEEM FIT ONLY TO SEEK DEMISE FROM A HUMAN. IT HURTS.

REPOST THIS IF U HATE ABORTION

Then proceeds to think of a good answer why. It's because myself and other Anonymous are still here. They know that Anonymous isn't proasting right now because blogs are much easier to censor and if a blog isn't put on the community front page then it will likely go unnoticed, so even if the legion showed up in numbers over 9,000 it probably wouldn't make much difference.

 

Now, message boards on the other hand are much easier to fill with Spam. Anonymous usually posts on Message Boards and Image Boards, that's what those "SECRET WEB SITES" are afterall. Now, what really has me curious is why is Fox willing to take steps to keep anonymous from proasting epic win but unwilling to make any kind of apology or correction. Here's a spoiler: Anonymous does not forgive when the other party does not ask forgiveness.

 

I just don't understand why the station stands behind the report that accuses Anonymous of being some kind of Gang and being involved in domestic terrorism. I think those of you who've seen what I have to say will agree that at least not all Anonymous are linked to Al-Quida or whatever. The fact is though, if a message board goes up and there is no official public statement of apology or correction from Fox, the message board will most likely be spammed.

 

This is faggotry beyond compare on my part, but if Fox really wants the problem to go away they can either apologize, or bring the message board up, allow the spamming to occur without any resistance or lulzy responses, then wait for Anonymous to lose interest. In spite of the stations insistance that we are nothing more but a vengeful group of hackers on steroids, if a raid ceases to produce lulz we will leave. I personally stay because I await imminent lulz, and have also recieved lulz in conversations with SM88.

Also, it's literthursday, I almost missed it!

Can you can honestly say, "Inter-racial marriage is just as good as racially pure marriage."

Are race traitors born race traitors, or are their inter-racial attractions a result of their childhood and adolescent environments?

Is inter-racial sex more risky than racially-pure sex?

How healthy are inter-racial relationships in comparison to racially-pure relationships?

Are children benefited or harmed by being raised in the homes of mixed race couples?

Do you agree that Religiously and morally, America cannot endorse inter-racial relationships?

Why do you believe that the "Christian right" is singled out by negro rights activists? Did you know that the teachings of the three most prominent religions in America - Christianity, Judaism, and Islam - all declare inter-racial sexual behavior to be immoral?

Many people agree that the vast numbers of Americans oppose inter-racial relationships because they view these relationships as immoral. Are you willing to allow race traitors to live their lives as they choose, with the view that "it's a free country"?

Do you agree that the religious freedoms of vast numbers of Americans will be put in jeopardy if inter-racial marriages are legalized?

Some Politicians agree that black and asian people are free to make decisions about their own behavior, but it is wrong to try and force all of society to accept that behavior as legitimate and moral. Do you agree that efforts to legalize inter-racial marriage are attempts to do just that?


Some say that blacks want the marriage but wish to skip out on alimony or child support or other types of support once their relationships end. Would you agree that if they want the joys of marriage, that they should also have to the responsiblity of paying support to their spouse and children, should the marriage or domestic partnership end?

A marriage is the legal and religious and social union of one man and one woman (of the same race), a union that is designed to form the most stable home environment for producing and raising children. While traditional marriages contain normal human beings, with all their faults and shortcomings, the nuclear family remains the strongest and healthiest of all models. To call anything else "marriage" is to weaken the very fabric that helps hold society together.

Would you then agree that The Marriage Protection Amendment seeks to ward off efforts to damage that fabric in an already turbulent American culture?

What are your thoughts?

Let’s Blog….

1. How do you rate the way that George W. Bush is performing his role as President? Excellent, good, fair, or poor?

Poor. He's like Nixon without the Charisma or Intelligence.

2. If the election were held today would you vote for Republican Rudy Giuliani or Democrat Hillary Clinton?

That's like asking if I'd rather kill myself by slitting my own throat or taking a lethal dose of ex-lax. I suppose Giuliani.

3. If the next Presidential election were held today would you vote for Republican Fred Thompson or Democrat Hillary Clinton?

Hillary Clinton.

4. If the next Presidential election were held today would you vote for Republican John McCain or Democrat Hillary Clinton?

John McCain!

5. If the next Presidential election were held today would you vote for Republican Mitt Romney or Democrat Hillary Clinton?

Hillary Clinton.

6. Has Mitt Romney been unfairly picked on because of his Mormon faith?

No, I hardly ever hear it mentioned but if he ends up being the front-runner he can always complain about the mean old democrats picking on him for his faith. That should pick up a lot of votes.

7. Is Barack Obama experienced enough to be Commander-in-Chief?

Yes. We've found out that pretty much anyone of any level of experience can be commander-in-chief, as long as they believe in themselves!

8. How likely is it that John McCain will be elected the next President of the United States?

He's got as good a chance as I do. Considering that I haven't announced my plans to run or raised any campaign money that isn't saying much.

9. Does it help or hurt a Presidential candidate to be endorsed by Hollywood celebrities?

No, they really should stick to advertising shoes and cars and such.

10. Think for a moment about the War in Iraq-Should we fight on or leave as soon as possible?

We need to stop saying "war in Iraq" and face the fact that it's an occupation, then step up troop numbers considerably. With more presence we can actually deter terrorism instead of just making our soldiers walking targets.

11. Would you be willing to pay higher taxes if the money collected would be used for bridge repairs and other infrastructure improvements?

No, I like to see innocent people die, I find it hilarious! I kid, of course I'd be willing to pay extra so long as this government can change its debt spending ways and actually balance the budget.

12. Suppose the government raised taxes and said that the extra money would be used for bridge repairs and infrastructure improvements. Do you believe that the money would actually be spent on bridge repairs and infrastructure improvements or would it be used for other purposes?

If by "infrastructure" you mean "more equipment for oil companies in Alaska, Texas, Gulf of Mexico and Iraq" yes of course.