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Politics
Sep 19, 2007 | 8:00 AM
Category: Political
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A little boy goes to his dad and asks, "What is Politics?"
Dad says, "Well son, let me try to explain it this way:
I am the head of the family, so call me The President.
Your mother is the administrator of the money, so we call her the Government.
We are here to take care of your needs, so we will call you the People.
The nanny, we will consider her the Working Class.
And your baby brother, we will call him the Future.
Now think about that and see if it makes sense."
So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said.
Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him.
He finds that the baby has severely soiled his diaper.
So the little boy goes to his parent's room and finds his mother asleep.
Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and sees his father in bed with the nanny. He gives up and goes back to bed.
The next morning, the little boy says to his father, "Dad, I think I understand the concept of politics now."
The father says, "Good, son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about."
The little boy replies, "The President is screwing the Working Class while the Government is sound asleep. The People are being ignored and the Future is in deep BLEEP."
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AlexR read my blog
Sep 19, 2007 | 6:57 PM

LOL That gave me a good laugh man... hehe thanks. :P
electrons read my blog
Sep 19, 2007 | 10:44 PM

Anytime Alex! I had to lighten up this forum somehow. It was getting to serious in here, though I like your views.

Hope all is well.
AlexR read my blog
Sep 20, 2007 | 5:00 PM

This place is a carnival compared to geometry o chemistry homework :P
electrons read my blog
Sep 20, 2007 | 5:11 PM

Ahhhh...chemistry. I bet I could still balance a chemical equation if I had to.
AlexR read my blog
Sep 21, 2007 | 5:59 PM

"If i had to," and "If i want to" are very different things, my friend ;)

Although if your up for it, feel free to do my homework if you want.....I'm not going to argue, ehehe
electrons read my blog
Sep 21, 2007 | 10:29 PM

Tell ya what...if your homework ever involves transistor theory, C++ programming or calculating the current magnitudes and angle differentials in a power transformer, I'll do it. Or even power factors. I am building a program to calculate horsepower on the fly of a circuit using a simple algorithm:

3_Phase_PowerFactor = ((I x E x Eff x 1.73 x PF) / (746))

So...keep studying. You WILL use this stuff. And between you and I, call a good education "job security".
AlexR read my blog
Sep 22, 2007 | 10:56 PM

Getting hit with a spiked anvil attached to a crane seems a bit more appetizing than your profession :P Of course i mean no offense, hehe, but that equation and job titles have a similar ring to chewing iron nails :D

Got to hand it to you though..... job sounds very..... intelligently stimulating, to say the least ;) Dont think i could handle it... honestly.
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Oct 11, 2007 | 7:21 AM

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David_Aldrich read my blog view my photos
Nov 27, 2007 | 11:42 AM

Check your calendar this week, we've got...

Cyber Monday

Take It Back Tuesday

Window Shopping Wednesday

Thinking About It Thursday

It Doesn't Fit Friday


And my personal favorite...

Still Waiting To Start Saturday



Yeah, I know. I must have way too much time on my hands. LOL.
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