douglaschick07's Blog

The White Man’s burden: the illusive “white man” is the majority cause of racisms, sexism, communism, capitalism and pestilence. In fact even sounding out about this jeopardizes me from entering into public office and or my own talk show. But I will take the risk to get the word out. The “white man” seems to be the only group on earth that is actually held accountable for his actions, and the actions of others. (I want you to feel our pain.) And now with the ever up coming election, the pressure to do the right thing weighs heavier on our minds, because we will be blamed for whatever outcome. And it is the out out of decision that will make the next president of the United States. Do we cast our vote to make a woman president, an African American, or the whitest white man in the world president, John McCain? I mean, if we vote our race and color like everyone else seems to be doing, John McCain is the most caucasian one can get without the help of science.

Before I continue, here are some statistics from the U.S. Census Bureau

Population, 2006 estimate      299,398,484
Female persons, percent, 2006......................................50.7%
White persons not Hispanic, percent, 2006..................66.4%
Persons of Hispanic or Latino origin, percent, 2006.....14.8%
Black persons, percent, 2006.........................................12.8%
Asian persons, percent, 2006 .........................................4.4%
American Indian, percent, 2006.......................................1.0%

According to the U.S Census Bureau there are more women in the U.S. then there are men, so statistically speaking they are responsible for who is president.

Hillary Clinton is falling short on the Democratic votes, and Obama is in the majority even though the black vote only accounts for only 12.8%. (This is providing all African Americans voted for Obama.)  

With this in mind, I spoke to all the white men in America last night, and we decided that if you want our vote, we have demands that first be met.

1. We would like to see more white basketball players. If white people financially support this sport, we want to see more people that look like us playing it.
2. We want more of a say in how women’s clothes are fashioned. The design for the past 20 years hasn’t really been doing it for us.
3. We want to be able to use the “N” word when you do.
4. We want to be able to use the “C” word when you do.
5. We want ice skating removed as an Olympic event.
6. Because you have BET TV we want WET TV. (You know what I mean)
7. We want public urination legalized.
8. We want the planet Uranus renamed to Urectum.
9. If Hilary becomes President, we want birthday sex on our birthday, and yours.
10. If Obama becomes President, we want black people to quit blaming us for their problems. And of course we still want birthday sex twice a year.

If you want us to vote for John McCain, there better be more than a $600 tax rebate in it for us.