dhw1949's Blog

Do you remember where you were when you heard about it?

I was in the 8th grade in study hall.

Down south, Bubba called his attorney and asked, "Is it true theys suin them cigarette companies fer causin people to git cancer ?"

"Yes, Bubba, sure is true," responded the lawyer.

"And now someone is suin them fast food restaurants Fer makin them fat an cloggin their arteries with all them burgers an fries, is that true, Mista Lawyer?"

"Sure is, Bubba."

"And that lady sued McDonalds for millions when she Was gave that hot coffee that she ordered?"

"Yep."

"And that football player sued that university when he gradiated and still couldn't read?"

"That's right," said the lawyer."

"But why are you asking?"

"Well, I was thinkin . . ..

What I want to know is, kin I sue Budweiser fer all them ugly women I'd been hanging out with?"

Last month, National University of Lesotho scientists released the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer. Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption. The theory is that beer contains female hormones (hops contain phytoestrogens) and that by drinking enough beer, men turn into women.. 

To test the theory, 100 men drank 8 pints of beer each within a 1 hour period. 

It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects :
1) Argued over nothing.
2) Refused to apologize when obviously wrong.
3) Gained weight.
4) Talked excessively without making sense.
5) Became overly emotional.
6) Couldn't drive.
7) Failed to think rationally.
8) Had to sit down while urinating. 

No further testing was considered necessary

Who here would not just be ecstatic to be paid a million dollars for a year's work, no matter what it was?

Why do these CEO's think they are worth so much?

Why do our elected "leaders" blow the taxpayers money so mindlessly, while they keep raking in the bucks?

Wouldn't a million dollars cure your worries for life?

Looks like Obama's "Pastor" Jeremiah is not only a racist, he's a hypocrit, too. He's been having an affair with a 37 year old woman who was a secretary to one of his "disciples". This ended in her divorce, she was fired when the affair became public.

Oh, and she's white.

http://elections.foxnews.com/2008/09/09/report-jere
miah-wright-has-affair-with-another-mans-wife/

The Mexican cartels have given permission for their hit teams to come into the US to take out targets. 

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,410261,00.html<
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I see last night/early this morning 2 gang pukes decided to drop in on the party of rival gang pukes, resulting in 2 pukes dead, 5 wounded. Assuming these 2 mental midgets had the capacity to think, what could they have possibly been thinking to do something so blatantly stupid?

I personally think all gang pukes should be rounded up and put in a locked auditorium with one gun and one bullet each.  Any survivors would have the choice of changing their lifestyle or one warning shot to the head. I feel that they all are cowards without a pair to do anything on their own.

It looks like Phyllis wants to further rile the waters of common sense by inviting the ACLU to sue the Sheriff for doing his job.

WHAT A WALLY!!!!!!

I just want to know who is the mental midget that decided to switch from the opening ceremonies for the Nascar race to a baseball game between a couple of east coast teams????

I realize that we are all subject to whatever  Fox decides to show us, but AT LEAST do what the programming guides say will be on. To start with the race setup and then change to baseball is unforgivable.

Fox gets a major F- today.

I just called Fox 10 and they said it was a National decision, poor guy sounded like he'd already hammered about it.

I intend to complain to Nascar, too. Naybe they need to change networks.

They just had on the news that a local school has been burglarized 4 times, resulting in a $107,000 loss of computers, band equipment, etc., as well as having to fix the damage.

I would be truly surprised if the perpetrators turned out to be legals with Anglo names.

Some of the bleeding hearts won't like what I just said, too bad, look at the percentages, already quoted on other blogs.  Deal with it.

I see the ACLU is sticking their nose into the controversy surrounding the Sheriff's illegal roundup and Andrew Thomas.

Their letters stand for American Civil Liberties Union, it should stand for American Citizen's Laws Upheld, but that would be against their agenda.

I feel that they are anti-American hypocrits, and have been responsible for many injustices against good honest citizens.

There are red light cameras for those who run red lights. There are speed cams for the speeders.  Why not come up with a noise cam for those moronic illeterate a**holes (I call them mia's) who choose to destroy the peace and quiet wherever they go with their car stereos up so loud it shakes windows? Don't put these cams on main streets or intersections, put them in residential neighborhoods where these mia's like to cruise slowly by. They could put them in a van to park along the side of the road, move them around every couple hours.

I believe there are noise laws that state that if you can hear their stereo over 50 feet away it's too loud.  This is a law that needs much stricter enforcement.