....the walls are closing in.
The pressure is mounting.
Sweat...dripping down my scalp and it has become hard to swallow.
MY WIFE WANTS ME TO TAKE HER TO SEE "SEX AND THE CITY!"
Help!
I'm
trying to keep up a good front, being honest with her telling her that
I hated the show and couldn't stomach watching 2.5 hours of it with her
if 30 minute shows were already too much to bear. She tells me that I
had no problem watching it with her when it was airing on HBO. My reply
is, "We were dating then and I wanted to impress you."
Sadly, such chivalry is lost.
Am I the only guy here who is holding the line on this. And ladies, are you forcing/asking your man to take you?
Help a brother out.
When you have a toddler at home, you often find yourself not watching the mature, adult-oriented programming you enjoyed when there were no kids around. Instead, you watch the Disney Channel a lot and plenty of Nickelodeon. I consider myself lucky that my daughter isn't interested in Hannah Montana yet, since I can't afford tickets to her shows. But there are other programs that I watch with her and after a while, you start to find some redeeming qualities in this kiddie programming.
Lisa
J. Lennox can easily be considered one of Canada's finest babes of the
small screen, dazzling us daily with her singing and dancing. She is
clearly the cream of the Canadian crop when it comes to kid shows from
the Great White North, eh? You can see her on "The Doodlebops" where she plays Deedee Doodle. She looks much better without the pink makeup and unflattering purple dress. If she ever came to this country, she could be the most popular Canadian export since hockey.
But let's shift our attention to another part of the world, and another TV
show that I now watch on a nearly daily basis thanks to my
daughter.
Meet Caterina Mete!!!
This
little Aussie pocket rocket is one of the world famous Wiggly Dancers
on the show, "The Wiggles." Always smiling and shaking her short frame,
27-year-old Caterina not only shows off her boundless energy as a
highly-trained dancer, but she has an occasional speaking role at the
end of the program, often telling us that she hopes we enjoyed the show.
Yes Caterina...we did.
She has her own appreciation web page on MSN, which is a little odd but still, it's a testament to her rising popularity.
I
think she's on tour now with the Wiggles, shaking her toned butt and
legs all over the world. So Caterina if you read this, please let me know if you
can make a house call to my living room. It pays well....but lose the red
coat.
Thumbs up Caterina...and a g'day to the rest of you.
Let's talk about one of the greatest
characters in the history of American television, and why he should be
revered, respected, and emulated by people worldwide in order to make
the Earth a better place to live.
James
"Sonny" Crockett was an undercover vice cop, patrolling the streets of
Miami with his loyal partner in search of drug traffickers and hookers
whose only goals were to make money and make our society a worse place
to live in. Sonny was an all-American wide receiver for the University
of Florida where he ran a 92-yard TD in the final seconds of a game
before transferring to what he called the "Southeast Asia Conference."
Yep, Sonny was a war hero (he served two tours) as well as superior
athlete. Combine that with a cool name, James Crockett with a nickname
of "Sonny" and you have a guy who immediately makes you think of the
word, "cool."
Sonny
had a fashion sense that defined a generation. Sporting a t-shirt,
Italian sport jacket, white linen pants, and sock-less loafers, this
became the look to have. Combine a pair of Ray Ban sunglasses and a hot
Ferrari with a shiny gold badge, and yeah, you have a true American
hero, who defined the word "bad-ass."
With a great man comes great friends,
and in this case that man was Ricardo "Rico" Tubbs, who patrolled Miami
with Sonny in a pair of Ferraris, one a Daytona Spider and later a
Testarossa. Crockett and Tubbs teamed up in the pilot episode to chase
down Calderone who had killed Rico's brother. At the conclusion of the
show, Crockett asked Tubbs if he had ever considered a career in
"Southern law enforcement." A great partnership was born.
Obviously
a guy with these credentials had no troubles getting laid. The show
started with Sonny banging fellow cop Gina Calabrese (played by Saundra
Santiago) before he moved on to other conquests. Most notably, he was
married to Sheena Easton before she was gunned down in the show, Julia
Roberts was his main squeeze in the final season, and he was with
Helena Bonham Carter for quite some time until she turned to drugs
(which led her into the arms of Tim Burton). Sonny lived on a big boat
in the marina with his pet alligator Elvis. Could you ask for better
home protection than that?
How
did it all end? Sonny walked away from his low-paying, non-appreciated
job when politics yet again interfered with his ability to get the job
done (wouldn't we all want to do this?). He took the car and moved down
to the Florida Keys where he could spend the remainder of his days
drinking "black jack," fishing, and banging hot women. What a gig.
And he had his own theme song...check it out below.
Well here we go again. Yet another actress got arrested for driving while under the influence. This time...we got...
Mischa Barton!!!
Nothing like ending the year with a bang, and by shelling out bail money.
I guess Ryan Atwood wasn't there to call her a damn cab. What a dope.
