Mar 30, 2008 | 3:10 AM
Category:
Entertainment
Why doesn't our military rock'n'roll the Middle East. Israel can help. I saw it during the days of "shock'n'awe". The Muslim kids loved it. Bush only allowed it to happen once, then he stopped it. We can have Elvis Presley contests in the Middle East. We can do it. We are the most powerful country in the world aren't we? We can bring high school kids to the Middle East and show them how to rock'n'roll. Old fashioned boogie woogie. I remember even at the Zionist camp how the white Jewish gals loved to dance with the Black waiters. I saw that USA soldier on the military vehicle rock'n'roll and the cute little Muslim kids loved it. I saw it JUST once in Iraq. I guess the OIL Barons stopped that real fast. If we're powerful why don't we get people educated about our wonderful King Elvis. Then there's Chuck Berry. Why doesn't the Commander-In-Chief want to export USA kingship. Even King David knew how to rock'n'roll in the Middle East a couple of thousand years before King Elvis. Ask an Israeli about all this. You can call him affectionately, King Dudu in Israel. The CEO of our private industry security in the Middle East can participate too. If it's a democracy, that's the first sign of a democracy. Get our partner Japan to help too.