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by bigbadbob from Long Island NY

Last Post 5 days, 19 hours Ago


 This is my 100th blog. When I first started, I didn’t really know what a blog was…To some degree, I still don’t. All I know is I like blogging and MOST of the people who blog with me. 99.9% anyway. It’s that one tenth of a percent that bothers me. For the most part we’re all anonymous. Some hide behind alter egos. I think that’s cool. What ever floats your boat, as long as you’re not being destructive.

 

    I’m NOT hiding who I am, I’m sharing who I am. It’s my choice. I earn my living writing humor, playing  the drums doing my art. I have a creative lifestyle. When I blog here I sometimes go into my own archives and share some of my published humor columns with you. I just enjoy making people laugh and feel good. It’s insane isn’t it? I spend my days writing jokes and comedy routines for professional comedians, writing roasts comedy sketches and humor columns to pay my bills. And when I take a break from that, I do it for free here!

 

   I’ve spent my life in a business where I know and deal with celebrities on a daily basis, so I take it for granted. When the Fox on-air talent shares who they are with us, there are some who think that they now know them personally. You don’t! Maybe someday you will, but that will be their choice.  They have become our friends though and should be treated with respect!!!!

 

   I feel that we’re ALL friends here and would hope we stay friends. But RUDE lascivious remarks DO NOT BELONG HERE!

 

   If we are friends…PLEASE don’t tell my agents that I DON’T get paid here…

 

Shhhhh…It’s our little secret!

 

 

   You guys are the BEST!

 

 

BOB!

 

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BobbyHBK read my blog view my photos
Oct 9, 2008 | 5:25 PM

Hey Bob,
Congrats on the 100 blog! Its been nice getting to know you over the past few months. Youre a positive, cool, funny, dude! Hope you share a few hundred more with us!! You ever do any writing for Artie Lange? I wanna know whats yours so I can laugh extra hard...

DW45 read my blog view my photos
Oct 10, 2008 | 1:55 AM

You know how it is, BBB....Gotta get that first song right, before you play it in front of the Crowd!

Keep Rockin' "n" Writin'...I like 'em!

bigbadbob read my blog
Oct 10, 2008 | 7:41 AM

Thanks! It's all good DW...It's all good!
Now get some sleep.

BBB

Sanctus read my blog view my photos
Oct 10, 2008 | 11:31 AM

Happy 100th Bob! Keep that humor coming, we need it. The hell with the other 1 tenth of a percent! I'm dedicating the following song to you on your 100th blog! "I don't wanna work! I just wanna bang on the drums all day..."

Peace

Daniel

bigbadbob read my blog
Oct 10, 2008 | 12:57 PM

Thanks Daniel....Shhhh! I'm telling everyone it's work!

Peace

Bob

cook2712 read my blog view my photos
Oct 10, 2008 | 1:02 PM

Congrats on number 100 Bob. Keep on keeping on with your BBB self. And like you said to DW, Its all good.........

bigbadbob read my blog
Oct 10, 2008 | 1:08 PM

Thanks cook2712.... Can I call ya 'c'?

Sanctus read my blog view my photos
Oct 10, 2008 | 2:16 PM

Oops...sorry about that Bob...they'll hear nothing from me!!

jmax123 read my blog view my photos
Oct 10, 2008 | 5:12 PM

I like that song Dan..... how about the Dire Straits song for our man BBB....

Now look at them yo-yos thats the way you do it
You play the guitar on the mtv
That aint workin thats the way you do it
Money for nothin and chicks for free
Now that aint workin thats the way you do it
Lemme tell ya them guys aint dumb
Maybe get a blister on your little finger
Maybe get a blister on your thumb

We gotta install microwave ovens
Custom kitchen deliveries
We gotta move these refrigerators
We gotta move these color tvs

See the little BLEEP with the earring and the makeup
Yeah buddy thats his own hair
That little BLEEP got his own jet airplane
That little BLEEP hes a millionaire

We gotta install microwave ovesns
Custom kitchens deliveries
We gotta move these refrigerators
We gotta move these colour tvs

I shoulda learned to play the guitar
I shoulda learned to play them drums
Look at that mama, she got it stickin in the camera
Man we could have some fun
And hes up there, whats that? hawaiian noises?
Bangin on the bongoes like a chimpanzee
That aint workin thats the way you do it
Get your money for nothin get your chicks for free

That was one of the best MTV videos back in the uhummm80s


Jane

jmax123 read my blog view my photos
Oct 10, 2008 | 5:14 PM

Cool..... I got Bleeped on Bob's 100th blog!

bigbadbob read my blog
Oct 10, 2008 | 6:32 PM

How could you? I'm so red faced, bewitched bothered and bewildered. Nah! I THINK IT'S JUST GAS!
Thanks Jane
BOBBO!

furbie read my blog view my photos
Oct 12, 2008 | 12:12 PM

Bob, you're everywhere -

there's no escape from good humor !

Furbs in Texas !

bigbadbob read my blog
Oct 12, 2008 | 3:42 PM

I guess that's why they call me "BIG" Bob! I'm spread out all over the place!!!!
Thanks Furbs!

as34656 read my blog view my photos
Nov 3, 2008 | 10:47 AM

You go big bob, congratulation!!!! Keep the blogs coming :)

Angie

bigbadbob read my blog
Nov 6, 2008 | 6:36 PM

OKEY DOKEY ANGIE!
Thank you Angie!

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bigbadbob

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