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by anaconda-dan from St. Charles, MO

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"Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced with the most enjoyable traditions of religious persuasion or secular practices of your choice with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all.

I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2007, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make our country great (not to imply that the US is necessarily greater than any other country) and without regard to the race, creed, colour, age, physical ability, religious faith or sexual preference of the wishee.

By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms:

This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for her/himself or others and is void where prohibited by law, and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher. This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one year or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher.

Disclaimer: No trees were harmed in the sending of this message; however, a significant number of electrons were slightly inconvenienced".

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labrat read my blog view my photos
Dec 18, 2006 | 8:43 PM

well written. have a good one!

LadyCardFan read my blog view my photos
Dec 18, 2006 | 8:56 PM

So you just couldn't say Merry Christmas and Happy New Year, now could you AD?

I loved it! Way to go.

Cuteypops read my blog view my photos
Dec 18, 2006 | 9:10 PM

Dan you are so funny I love reading your blogs. I never know when to take you seriously. Happy Holidays to you and yours.

Wildflower read my blog view my photos
Dec 18, 2006 | 9:38 PM

Uh.. where do I click to accept these terms? :)

PatrickOBrien read my blog view my photos
Dec 18, 2006 | 9:38 PM

..and your profile says 4th of July and Halloween are your favorite holidays? Can't wait to see your message then!

michellesrotties read my blog view my photos
Dec 18, 2006 | 9:43 PM

It's your way of spreading the cheer, and I loved it.. You one in a million..

Michelle

daughter_of_yours read my blog view my photos
Dec 18, 2006 | 11:02 PM

Dan thank you, Michelle is right your 1 in a million

LadyCardFan read my blog view my photos
Dec 18, 2006 | 11:20 PM

Can someone explain how someone could be two in a million, or three? (grin)

asmerelda read my blog view my photos
Dec 19, 2006 | 2:16 AM

Hey Dan that was good. Lookin forward to meeting you. Would like to hear more about your music career.

soosie read my blog view my photos
Dec 19, 2006 | 9:00 AM

Merry Christmas to you and youor family. :)

soosie read my blog view my photos
Dec 19, 2006 | 9:00 AM

oops typo...*your

VBallR read my blog
Dec 22, 2006 | 1:43 PM

Well done.

Z-man read my blog
Dec 23, 2006 | 12:14 PM

UMMM... could you repeat the question?

statueman read my blog view my photos
Dec 26, 2006 | 11:39 AM

Did you write that Anaconda Dan? I'm asking cause you have it in quotations.

Anywho... it is well written and very American. Ooops gotta go... the original Star Trek is on.

And Z-man did ask you to repeat the question...

Happy Jesus Birthday and Happy New Year to you and yours AnacondaDan.

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anaconda-dan

I'm an introspective nearly 50 white guy. I'm thinking about how I might retire. Tired of giving everything away. All of my 3 kids are gone, I have a smart, good-looking wife, and a couple of shi-tzu's. I scuba dive, play guitar in a rock band, restore vintage Porsches, and try to remain calm. 4th of July and Halloween are my favorite holidays.

Member Since: 9/29/2006