Versachi's Blog

Information about the celebs.  Versachi spent lots of time stalking and trespassing to come up with this information.  Here are a list of some celebrity facts.

Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? 
Michael Jackson.  Versachi heard MJ say that the best thing about having 25 year olds is that there's 20 of them! MJ called Boys II Men because he thought they were a home delivery service.

Word on the street says that Hillary Clinton has sex with Bill Clinton every morning just so she can still be called the First Lady.  Versachi knows she's too late if she didn't make it there by 12:01.

Imus has been fired for doing what other shock jocks like Howard Stern have gotten away with for years.  The trick is that Imus didn't have a minority cohost. 

Alec Baldwin showed his true colors on a answering machine recording to his daughter Ireland.  Wasn't Baldwin supposed to move to Canada when Dubya won the whitehouse?  Wasn't there a thin guy named Alec Baldwin that was in Beetlejuice?  Are they related?

My younger brother has done a great job reporting the word on the street.  Sometimes those kids don't write good enough English in their graffiti to understand.  This angers Versachi! 

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