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by This_Aint_Your_Land from Sunny Mexifornia

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Mini Me Sex Tape??? Ohhhhhh Noooooo!!!
Jun 26, 2008 | 9:54 PM
Category: Entertainment
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This Tape Surfaced Just As "Love Guru"
Started To Bomb At The Box Office. LOL

Don't Worry FOX Guys, This Is The Clean Version!!!





I wouldn't advise watching the REAL TAPE. Some things cannot be "un-seen" and you'll have nightmares for weeks. But if you must, go to YouTube.com and search for Mini Me Sex Tape. Looks like a baby being born in reverse.

The 0.8m star – best known for his role as Dr Evil’s diminutive sidekick Mini Me in the spy spoof movie series, also starring Mike Myers – reportedly filmed himself and his unnamed ex-girlfriend indulging in sexual activities
in their apartment.

The footage was taken by a third party and now celebrity porn broker Kevin Blatt – who was instrumental in the releasing the now infamous Paris Hilton sex tape – is allegedly set to pay $100 000 (about R) for the footage.

In one short clip, Verne is seen passionately kissing his female partner.

Verne – one of the smallest movie stars in the world – has not yet commented on the tape.

He is the latest in a long line of stars who have had their recorded bedroom activities leaked to the public.



As well as Paris Hilton’s One Night In Paris, Pamela Anderson, Colin Farrell and Tom Sizemore have all appeared in sex tapes.

The 39-year-old actor – who is currently starring alongside Mike Myers in The Love Guru – recently revealed he has no problems with people ridiculing his size in movies.

He said: "The way I look at it is - it's a movie. You've got to be able to have fun with it and laugh at it. If it were outside the movie, yeah, some of that stuff would be insulting. Get over it. I'm sorry - it doesn't offend me. Why should it offend you?"
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I'm a proud American patriot who doesn't like unwelcome criminals from south of the border breaking into my house and illegally stealing my property.


I've done two tours of duty to protect the land I love and now I'm sworn to the mission of protecting our borders from foreign criminals and terrorists who choose to use my land as their toilet. I will do everything humanly possible to make sure illegals are never given amnesty for the crimes they've committed.


You want citizenship? Move to the back of the line just like my grandfather did. Then learn English FLUENTLY and get a skill so that you can contribute something to this great land. Mowing lawns and selling oranges on the freeway doesn't qualify, nor does selling drugs or prostituting yourself.


Come here legally, we'll welcome you with open arms. Otherwise America will treat you like the criminal scum that you are! If you're an illegal, don't say I didn't warn you because despite what Bush has told you, your life is about to become a living hell. Electrify the fence!


Viva La Migra!



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