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by Stu_Sturtevant from Sturtevant, WI

Last Post 272 days, 11 hours Ago


I hope some of you still remember me...... for those that dont, I used to blog here all the time. I took the summer off to get married, and relax a while. Now, im jumping back in with both feet, so expect to see a ton from me. But my first post back has a purpose. I need your help:

On Sept 4, two of my friends that I work with were in a terrible motorcycle accident. One of them, Mona had to have her left lower leg amputated, broke her arm and had a plate put in her shoulder. Cory had his wrist shattered. My friends are in need of moral, medical and financial help. They are unable to work due to their injuries and lenthy rehab, and are in need of financial support. Mona has her monthly house and living expenses, medical expenses, as well as supporting her two sons, one who she is sending to college. There will be a benefit for Mona at Flatiron Mall on November 17th, from 6 to midnight. Donation is only $7.00. I am asking if there are some business owners or individuals who would be willing to donate items or services to this worthy cause. This is set up as a 501c3, and would be tax deductable for the donation, but it would help to alievate a family's stress as they adjust to the new cards life has delt them.

If you would be willing to donate an item or service to the raffle/silent auction at the benefit, please contact me at cjlarsen68@wi.rr.com, and I will get back in touch with you.

I thank you in advance from the bottom of my heart.

If you need more info about the benefit,  you can send an email to benefit4mona@yahoo.com.

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Happy Mothers day for all that you do throughout the year!

 

Someday when my children are old enough to
    understand the logic that motivates a parent, I will
    tell them, as my Mean ol Mom told me: I loved you
    enough . . . to ask where you were going, with whom, 
  and what time you would be home.

    I loved you enough to be silent and let you
   discover that your new best friend was a creep.

   I loved you enough to stand over you for two hours
    while you cleaned your room, a job that should have taken 15 minutes.

 


    I loved you enough to let you see anger,
   disappointment, and tears in my eyes. Children must
   learn that their parents aren't perfect.

   I loved you enough to let you assume the
   responsibility for your actions even when the
   penalties were so harsh they almost broke my heart.

    But most of all, I loved you enough . . . to say
    NO when I knew you would hate me for it.

    Those were the most difficult battles of all. I'm
    g lad I won them, because in the end you won, too.
    And someday when your children are old enough to
    understand the logic that motivates parents, you will tell them.

    Was your Mom mean? I know mine was. We had the
    meanest mother in the whole world! While other kids
    ate candy for breakfast, we had to have cereal, eggs, and toast.

 

 

 

When others had a Pepsi and a Twinkie for lunch, we had to eat sandwiches.

 

 

 

 And you can guess our mother fixed us a dinner that was
   different from what other kids had, too.

    Mother insisted on knowing where we were at all
    times. You'd think we were convicts in a prison. She
    had to know who our friends were, and what we were
    doing with them. She insisted that if we said we
    would be gone for an hour, we would be gone for an hour or less.

    We were ashamed to admit it, but she had the nerve
    to break the Child Labor Laws by making us work.  We had to wash the dishes, make the beds, learn to
    cook, vacuum the floor, do laundry, empty the trash
   and all sorts of cruel jobs. I think she would lie
    awake at night thinking of more things for us to do.

    She always insisted on us telling the truth, the
    whole truth, and nothing but the truth. By the time
    we were teenagers, she could read our minds and had
    eyes in the back of her head. Then, life was really tough!

   Mother wouldn't let our friends just honk the horn
   when they drove up. They had to come up to the door
   so she could meet them. While everyone else could
   date when they were 12 or 13, we had to wait until we were 16 .

    Because of our mother we missed out on lots of
  things other kids experienced. None of us have ever
  been caught shoplifting, vandalizing other's
   property or ever arrested for any crime. It was all her fault.

   Now that we have left home, we are all educated,
  honest adults. We are doing our best to be mean
    parents just like Mom was.

    I think that is what's wrong with the world today.
    It just doesn't have enough mean moms!

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Follow this link to file a FCC complaint about McGee's comments:

 

http://svartifoss2.fcc.gov/cib/fcc475B.cfm

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"Mother Sykes, she dead. To me it’s the vengeance of God. I ain’t got no tears. Matter of fact a woman that would have a fool like that deserve whatever is coming her. She raised a sure enough idiot. My instincts say Charlie Sykes killed his momma, cuz she live out in this big palace in Mequon all isolated. He got tired of waiting for her money."

These are the words of Senior McGee. A vile, racist man if there ever was one. How come there is not the outrage from the community over these remarks. Imus said the wrong thing, and suffered the punishment. McGee accused a man of murder. McGee has gone too far and must be fired. Before all the liberals start to go off on me, this outrage is NOT because the deceased is Sykes mother. I dont care if it was Bill Clintons mother these remarks were about.... I would still be upset. I cant wait to see how Eugene Cane spins this one!

 

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Happy Friday everyone. Time for some laughs: These questions and answers are from the days when "Hollywood Squares" game show responses were spontaneous and clever, not scripted and (often) dull, as they are now. Peter Marshall was the host asking the questions, of course.


Q Do female frogs croak?

A. Paul Lynde: If you hold their little heads under water long enough.

Q. If you're going to make a parachute jump, at least how high should you be?

A. Charley Weaver: Three days of steady drinking should do it.


Q. True or False, a pea can last as long as 5,000 years.

A. George Gobel: Boy, it sure seems that way sometimes.


Q. You've been having trouble going to sleep. Are you probably a man or a woman?

A. Don Knotts: That's what's been keeping me awake.


Q. According to Cosmopolitain, if you meet a stranger at a party and you think that he is attractive, is it okay to come out and ask him if he's married?

A. Rose Marie: No; wait until morning.


Q. Which of your five senses tends to diminish as you get older?

A. Charley Weaver: My sense of decency.


Q. In Hawaiian, does it take more than three words to say "I Love You"?

A. Vincent Price: No, you can say it with a pineapple and a twenty.


Q. What are "Do It," "I Can Help," and "I Can't Get Enough"?

A. George Gobel: I don't know, but it's coming from the next apartment.


Q. As you grow older, do you tend to gesture more or less with your hands while talking?

A. Rose Marie: You ask me one more growing old question Peter, and I'll give you a gesture you'll never forget.


Q. Paul, why do Hell's Angels wear leather?

A. Paul Lynde: Because chiffon wrinkles too easily.


Q. Charley, you've just decided to grow strawberries. Are you going to get any during the first year?

A. Charley Weaver: Of course not, I'm too busy growing strawberries.


Q. In bowling, what's a perfect score?

A. Rose Marie: Ralph, the pin boy.


Q. It is considered in bad taste to discuss two subjects at nudist camps. One is politics, what is the other?

A. Paul Lynde: Tape measures.


Q. During a tornado, are you safer in the bedroom or in the closet?

A. Rose Marie: Unfortunately Peter, I'm always safe in the bedroom.


Q. Can boys join the Camp Fire Girls?

A. Marty Allen: Only after lights out.


Q. When you pat a dog on its head he will wag his tail. What will a goose do?

A. Paul Lynde: Make him bark?


Q. If you were pregnant for two years, what would you give birth to?

A. Paul Lynde: Whatever it is, it would never be afraid of the dark.


Q. According to Ann Landers, is there anything wrong with getting into the habit of kissing a lot of people?

A. Charley Weaver: It got me out of the army.


Q. It is the most abused and neglected part of your body, what is it?

A. Paul Lynde: Mine may be abused, but it certainly isn't neglected.


Q. Back in the old days, when Great Grandpa put horseradish on his head, what was he trying to do?

A. George Gobel: Get it in his mouth.


Q. Who stays pregnant for a longer period of time, your wife or your elephant?

A. Paul Lynde: Who told you about my elephant?


Q. When a couple have a baby, who is responsible for its sex?

A. Charley Weaver: I'll lend him the car, the rest is up to him.


Q. Jackie Gleason recently revealed that he firmly believes in them and has actually seen them on at least two occasions. What are they?

A. Charley Weaver: His feet.


Q. According to Ann Landers, what are two things you should never do in bed?

A. Paul Lynde: Point and laugh.
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Am I the only one doing the happy dance about this? (Sorry Colby Dog, I know your upset about this)

 

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The other day, someone at a store in our town read that a Methamphetamine lab had been found in an old farmhouse in the adjoining county and he asked me a rhetorical question. Why didn't we have a drug problem when you and I were growing up?"

I replied, I had a drug problem when I was young:

I was drug to church on Sunday morning.

 I was drug to church for weddings and funerals.

I was drug to family reunions and community socials no matter the weather.

I was drug by my ears when I was disrespectful to adults.

I was also drug to the woodshed when I disobeyed my parents, told a lie, brought home a bad report card, did not speak with respect, spoke ill of the teacher or others , or if I didn't put forth my best effort in everything that was asked of me.

I was drug to the kitchen sink to have my mouth washed out with soap if I uttered a profanity

I was drug out to pull weeds in mom's garden and flower beds and cockleburs out of dad's fields.

I was drug to the homes of family, friends, and neighbors to help out some poor soul who had no one to mow the yard, repair the clothesline, or chop some firewood; and, if my mother had ever known that I took a single dime as a tip for this kindness, she would have drug me back to the woodshed.

Those drugs are still in my veins and they affect my behavior in everything I do, say, or think. They are stronger than cocaine, crack, or heroin; and, if today's children had this kind of drug problem, America would be a better place.

 God bless the parents who drugged us.

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Ladies, you might be hearing this question more from your husbands. They might even WANT to do the shopping. The legislature in Wisconsin passed a bill making it legal for the sample ladies at your local Pick and Save and Sams Club to begin sampling BEER!! 6 oz at a time, must be 21 of course. Ahhh free beer, gotta love Wisconsin!
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Happy Spring everyone. Here is what has been rambling around my brain for the last few days:

 

1. Imus is an idiot. The man is trying to create a buzz for what he says. And yes what he has said is very wrong. However, is it any different than what spews out of Alderman McGee/Jackson Jr? Or Michael Richards using offensive language? If this was said on Def Comedy Jam, would it have gotten a huge laugh?

2. Speaking of McGee/Jackson Jr - 6th district, you had your chance. I guess the residents thought that the standard of corruption and intolerance was just fine by them.

3. The pushing of Sanjya has got to stop. Now with Chris and Gina gone, and Sanjya getting the "Vote for the worst/Stern vote" and Hailey getting the skimpy skirt vote it looks like the two real talents, Melinda and Jordin will have a hard road winning the contest. I would love to see Lakisha gone. She has been rathar boring the last couple of weeks, and seems like she is acting like a diva. Justin Timberlake, ooops, I mean Chris R. needs to go too. I think Sanjya knows that he could come out buck naked, sing the ABC's and pee on the floor and he would still be safe from the bottom three.

4. Is it just me or a conspiracy that the Cleveland Indians are playing in Milwaukee on the day Major League is re-released? Acually i think it is very cool that the Brewers are allowing this and the tickets are cheap!

5. Greta update: It has now been one month since we got Greta back, and she is doing fine! No more sickness, and she has such a personality! She even can be a little sassy when she wants to play.

6. What a Masters! For a golf fan like me, it was fun seeing the pros have trouble on the course like us duffers do! Congrats to Jerry Kelly from Madison for an excellent showing.

7. With the weather being so bad; and no I am not blaming Vince, Rob and Bart; and snow coming, its time to brew a new batch of homebrew beer. The new batch is a honey weiss. Still trying to come up with a name. Maybe Over Par Honey weiss for the winning score at Augusta.

8. There are rumblings that a support our troops rally is being planned at the Army recruit center on the east side. Im sure you will be hearing more about this, and I hope it gets the same coverage as the anti war protect got.

9. With the coming of spring, it means it is almost time for Softball season! Maybe Fox Six would sponsor a team made up of Bloggers and Staffers?

10. The Blood Center is having a promotion called Pay It Forward. When you donate blood, you have a chance to win $1000 to donate to the charity of your choice. It also shows how one blood donation helps so many people. When you give blood you do "Pay it Forward". If you havent donated in a while, its time. If you have never donated, why not? Help save a life.

Thats it for now. Have a great Tuesday Everyone.

 

 

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My Grandmothers 90th birthday is in a couple of weeks, and I need ideas. I would like something sentimental, and special. I am having no luck. Can you help me!!!!
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Anyone remember when SNL used to be good? Eddie Murphy in one of his best skits:

 

 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h5S9AJvhdww


 

Rub-a-dub in da hot tub....

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Seeing as how I have been out of the loop for a while, any info on a new Blog A Que?
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Let me first start off by saying that this is not directed to anyone who peacefully let their voices heard on the 4th anniversary of the war in Iraq. If you rallyed for or against, more power to you.

This is directed to the hoodlums who decieded to become violent in the name of peace. Damageing a recruitment center, dressing in black with torches, bats and sticks, breaking windows setting off smoke bombs and throwing paint around the streets and spreading feces on things does not in any way speak well for your cause. I hope you are all arrested and charged like the scum you are. You do have the right to voice your opinion. You dont have the right to become a raging destructive mob.

 

I think even Colby Dog would agree with me on this one. :-)

h/t to indymedia milwaukee for the pics

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Is there a theme for tonights Idol?
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Ok guys I havent done this in a while, but seeing how I have been gone I have lots of random thoughts rolling through my head, and they want to get out, so here goes:

 

1. Boy have I been out of touch. Fox 6 now has music blogs?!?! How cool is that. Add to that the fact that two of my favorite bands of all time - The Police and Genesis - are touring again, this is going to be a very musical summer. Now if only the Dead and U2 would tour this summer, I would be in heaven.  Good Job Amy, Carlos and Cary in adding to our already excellent Blog-O-Sphere.

2. I believe Avery is guilty, but there are many unanswered questions. Like what did happen to that vile of blood. And how could he be guilty of killing her but not destroying the corpse? Unless that is what they will get the nephew on. I also think the prosecuter made a huge mistake when he said that only Steven Avery could have committed this crime. The nephew's case might be turned on that statement.

3. Spring is here, and that means soon time for BASEBALL! The Brewers look good this year, and I cant wait to get out to the Keg for a few games. Any chance of making the Blog-a-que a tailgate party?

4. It used to be that only the web team, Pip, Jen, Renee, Brad, Vince and Rob would blog. Now it seems like the whole staff at Fox 6 is blogging! That is so cool, and I am glad they are all getting in to it. No only if we could get Ted Perry to blog with us.....

5. What is wrong with the Idol voters. Why in the hell are Hailey and Sanjaya still there??? Get them out people! In my opinion, Melinda and Jourdin are the top two, but look out for my guy Chris Sligh. That boy can rock!

6. I figured Marquette out in the first round, but thought UW might have a chance to go a little farther... Like Elite 8.

7. Memo to Ted Thompson: We need a Running back, wide receiver and Tight end. Go get them! Spend some cap money!

8. Can Vince order up a week of 60's and no rain? I need the golf course to dry up. Im itching to get out and chace the little white ball!

9. Kenny K is back???? Word up my brother!

10. Less than three months till I take the plunge again and marry my soulmate. Lots to do in a short amount of time.

 

Thanks for letting me ramble on. If you are a relativly new blogger, welcome, and look for my comments. And a big hello to my old friends. It's good to be back.

 

 

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Stu_Sturtevant

I am a 38 year old divorced father who will be re-married in June 07. I could be called very conservative in my political views. I love the Packers, Brewers, Badgers, UWM hoops. If I could be rich and not work, I would be working for a political campaign, open a Microbrew Pub and golfing. I am openly supporting Fred Thompson for President in 2008. I listen to all types of music, and a closet Dead Head. I am also homebrewing beer. My Brewery is called Par Four Brewing Company. I like to read whenever I can, but I sometimes veg out on reality shows.

Member Since: 10/6/2006