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by Rob_Haswell from FOX 6 Milwaukee

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It's So Hot!
Jun 26, 2008 | 8:28 AM
Category: Weather
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Well, back in the record winter of 2007/08 we swore we wouldn't do it but it has begun... we've started to complain about the heat!


With temperatures in the 80s and high humidity, it's understandable and it leads to the classic "It's so hot..." jokes!  


Here are a few that I like, feel free to add your own!


It's so hot that I saw two trees fighting over a dog.

It's so hot, today I saw a chicken lay a fried egg.

It's so hot that it makes me want to take off my skin and sit in my bones

It's so hot that...

... birds have to use potholders to pull worms out of the ground.

... farmers are feeding their chickens crushed ice to keep them from laying hard-boiled eggs.

... cows are giving evaporated milk.

It's so hot that I have discovered that asphalt has a liquid state.

It's so hot that I have found out (the hard way) that my seat belt buckle could be used as a branding iron.

It's so hot, I can roast marshmallows on my belly

It's so hot that hot water now comes out of both taps!





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F0x6Fan read my blog view my photos
Jun 26, 2008 | 8:46 AM

I am so hot, my air conditioner thinks that I am COOL,


...Umm, wait a sec....


Oh, you mean "IT'S" so hot. Well it's so hot because Kim Murphy is in the studio. That's why it's so hot down there in Brown Deer.
Katbird read my blog view my photos
Jun 26, 2008 | 9:48 AM

ROFL Fox6fan!
Honey, you're so hot your air-conditioner broke trying to be as cool as you.

This one if for real, Rob. It's so hot my steering wheel is melting. When it's this hot I can actually see the plastic shining and feel it melting. Gross!!!
Ok..I'll type it.....it isn't the heat, it's the humidity. I HATE when it's humid. Of course, I'm a winter person, so this is not my favorite weather. Look for me where ever it's air-conditioned.
JAGuse read my blog
Jun 27, 2008 | 12:36 AM

Here are a few good ones.

a) It's so hot that you break a sweat the instant you step outside at 7:30 a.m.
b) It's so hot that you actually burn your hand by opening the cardoor.
c) It's so hot that hot water comes out of both taps.
d) It's so hot that the birds have to use potholders to get the worms out of the ground.
e) It's so hot that the potatoes are cooking underground and all you have to do is add salt and pepper to them.
f) It's so hot that farmers are feeding their chickens crushed ice to keep them from laying hard-boiled eggs.
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Rob_Haswell

FOX 6 Meteorologist =========================
Rob is an AMS Certified Broadcast Meteorologist and also holds the National Weather Association Seal of Approval as well as the Endorsement of the Canadian Meteorological and Oceanographic Society. =========================
A long, long, time ago in a farmers field far, far away, Rob noticed a change in the wind and became fascinated with the weather. Why you ask? (Pause for you to say "why?") Well, it was at that moment he realized he was downwind of the manure pile on the turkey farm where he grew up! After that he watched the weather very carefully in an effort to save his sense of smell! Okay, that's not entirely true but I did grow up on a turkey farm and I have been fascinated with weather and broadcasting for quite some time. I began my career in radio before making the jump to TV. I worked on Good Morning Toronto. After that, I decided to pursue my dream of living and working in the U.S. and joined Wake Up Rochester in Rochester NY. I spent three years in "Bills Country" before coming to my senses and moving to "Packer-Town!" (GO PACK!) I also spent some time trying to make it big as a comic actor and studied the art of improvisation at Toronto's Second City Theatre with teachers like SCTV's Joe Flaherty! I moved here with my beautiful wife, Tanya, who's the real comedian in the family, my son Noah, who's giving my wife a run for the title of funniest Haswell and my daughter Nyla who is the cutest 2 feet of human being you could ever meet! We're very excited to be living in the great city of Milwaukee and we're looking forward to learning all there is to know about Wisconsin! By the way, where do you buy those cheesehead hats anyway?

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