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by Mater01 from Radiator Springs, Arizona

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To Reconize A Redneck
Jun 10, 2008 | 1:04 AM
Category: Entertainment
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DO YOU KNOW HOW TO RECONIZE A REDNECK?  You Might Be A Redneck If.....

....your armed and dangerous everywhere you go!

....your bride likes your get-r-done wheels!

....your Limo business was built by your own hands and extra parts around the house!

....your can feed everyone at the same time using simple tools!

....your old toilet brings out the best of your steaks and BBQ's!

....your idea of doing the laundry helps to wash away your troubles!

....your get~a~way condo is your old mobile trailer!

GOT ANY REDNECK JOKES?

GET-R-DONE!

Mater

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Gammies61 read my blog view my photos
Jun 10, 2008 | 1:48 PM

How did you get the picture of my house? You been spying on me? LOL
pattiep read my blog view my photos
Jun 10, 2008 | 3:12 PM

Now there's some good ideas. A washer full of beer, why didn't I think of that? lol
DeborahLakeHelen read my blog view my photos
Jun 10, 2008 | 6:08 PM

You might be a redneck if:
Your truck has "wash me" permanently etched in its tailgate
You owe more to Blockbuster Video than you do on your house
Your wedding photographer used a disposable camera
Directions to your house include "turn off paved road"
You have a turkey decoy on layaway
I have to admit, I give Jeff Foxworthy full credit for the above jokes, but the one below is MINE!
You might be a Redneck, if Jeff Foxworthy, Larry The Cable Guy, and 'Tater Salad are well know names at your house!
Mater01 read my blog view my photos
Jun 10, 2008 | 6:24 PM

LOL Gammies...I borrowed it for just a little while...you don't need it right now do ya?
Mater01 read my blog view my photos
Jun 10, 2008 | 6:40 PM

Yeah PattiP, when the beer is gone then just put it on the spin cycle and drain out the ice water...once the ice has melted of course! LOL

Miss Deborah, "Here's Your Sign" Bill would be upset if he knew you left him out of the listed Comics! LOL GET-R-DONE
DeborahLakeHelen read my blog view my photos
Jun 11, 2008 | 8:37 AM

OH Noooooooo! Pleeassssee don't tell on me!
I'll make ya a #5 tub of my famous 'nanna puddin' if ya don't tell!
Mater01 read my blog view my photos
Jun 11, 2008 | 1:05 PM

Won't hear a thing from me!!! I LOVE nanna puddin', it's my favorite!
DeborahLakeHelen read my blog view my photos
Jun 11, 2008 | 3:02 PM

Okay, where do I deliver it? LOL!
DaytonaFrank read my blog view my photos
Jun 12, 2008 | 10:57 PM

Redneck jokes. Hmmm.. lets see. You just may be a redneck if:

You have ever had to mow around appliances.

Your bridal veil was made of window screen.

You think people that have electricity are uppity.

You won't stop in a rest area if there is an empty beer can in the truck.
DeborahLakeHelen read my blog view my photos
Jun 13, 2008 | 9:28 AM

LOL, Frank! #3, can you imagine?
Mater01 read my blog view my photos
Jun 13, 2008 | 10:04 AM

GET-R-DONE FRANK! All the above would fit people of today's redneck!
DaytonaFrank read my blog view my photos
Jun 13, 2008 | 10:35 PM

You may be a redneck if:

Your dog rides in the truck more than your wife.
You have to wash with a hose in the yard before your wife will let you in the house.
People can tell you are married by the tobacco spit stains on BOTH sides of the truck.
If you ever taped toilet paper to the TV, and said Looky here! We now have paper view!
DeborahLakeHelen read my blog view my photos
Jun 14, 2008 | 6:27 PM

#2 is MANDATORY at my house, and it happens on
a regular basis!
Meb452m read my blog
Jun 14, 2008 | 9:18 PM

I've borrowed this from a Far Side cartoon. Picture this : Two fishermen sitting in a small boat on a placid lake fishing, when the first man witnesses four nuclear mushroom clouds rising above the hilltops a short distance away. The first fishermen says to his buddy : " I'll tell you what this means Norm ---- no size restrictions and SCREW the limit !" The last words of an avid fisher and true redneck !
Mater01 read my blog view my photos
Jun 14, 2008 | 10:49 PM

Well, I was a mowing yesterday and desided to mow down the fern overgrowth beside the house. I find that stack of metal roofing I've been a looking for for about 8 years now! I knew I had put it somewhere! LOL Believe it or not...it's still in great shape!
Mater01 read my blog view my photos
Jun 14, 2008 | 10:50 PM

Would I pass as a REDNECK?
Meb452m read my blog
Jun 15, 2008 | 12:45 AM

Possibly Mater, possibly. That must have been some fern growth. Now if you discovered any mason jars buried under that tin with a certain particular type of nectar in them, say shine for instance, I'd have to say you were well there ! LOL !!!!
Mater01 read my blog view my photos
Jun 15, 2008 | 10:12 AM

Got that covered already...of course additional findings are always welcome! LOL!!!
DaytonaFrank read my blog view my photos
Jun 16, 2008 | 12:57 AM

Hey, dem dere ferns are worth money!

Dose uppity rich folk like to put dem in dere florally arrangyments!

Dey could get yoo some butter an egg money
Mater01 read my blog view my photos
Jun 16, 2008 | 9:58 AM

REALLY????? UMMMM!!!! Ferns I have plenty of! In fact, there are some that has been around for so long that they are big, 3 1/2' to 4' tall! So dey worth some bucs huh?
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Mater01

I'm an ole 50s rusty 'GET-R-DUN' Chevy Wecker/Tow Truck named Mater who lives in a small town on Route 66, in the middle of nowhere-s-ville>>I love helicopter rides, racing, and getting into trouble in a fun way with my buddies>>My favorite passing time of fun is "Tractor Tipping" every chance I get...you should try it>>'GET-R-DUN'>>Come & get your Kicks on Route 66>>LET'S 'GET-R-DUN' TOGETHER!

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