“Word on the Streets” is Pregnant, Dorothy Krysuik?
In her abrupt absence from the morning traffic report, people have been speculating a possible pregnancy. After all, she is technically newly married and has no children as of now. I must admit when we last viewed her on Good Day, she seemed a bit giddy. I can only imagine the absence is due to possible morning sickness. If she is, in a family way, Kudos’ and Congrats. Remember you heard it here first.
“Word on the street” is , Dorothy should do a special on the Septa fiasco in West Philly's El construction on Market streets from 46 through 63 street. Now that’s traffic news that has been a nightmare and concerns for almost a decade…unbelivable. It only seems to be on the minds of some politicians who are seeking office or some other personal political gain. However it quickly falls to the waist side when a more popular agenda arrives. Dorothy’s guest should include home owners and business owners that were immediately effect by the construction, or lack of construction, and a panel of City government to explain what is going? “What is the problem” ask Antyhony Jones ,who owns a business and three properties on Market st. His business has suffered from the day constrution started. He eplains how he has made several attempts at getting answer, so far no one has been able to deliver. How about it Dorothy !!
Dorothy is great but her segment needs more. For example, She should have 4 screens arranged in a square and linked with a video processor. This will allow it to be used as one big picture or 4 individual frames. She could come on with a full view of her with the screens in the backdrop showing the 4 major highways (476, 422, 42, and 495) simultaneously. Call it (4 by 4) or (4 on 4) the major 4; I don't know let Dorothy make it up:) This will allow a person who is preparing to leave for work, a quick view at what is going on with out waiting until she gets through other traffic reports that do not pertain to you. Then she can do "4 more”, this will show the other 4 major highways (95, 76, 202, 676). Then she could zoom in on serious incidents with the super big screens (the 4 combined with the video processor) the viewers would know exactly what was going on. Maybe like Vanna White, Dorothy could walk across the screen pointing out exactly what is going on. This process should be as simple as buy three more screens, a video processor, and simply repositioning the screens to get a full view of Dorothy. To be painfully honest, the other stations are using their talents to the fullest. It is sad because Dorothy is very talented and just needs to broaden her range. All of us her in Center City thank she deserve her own 10 minute segment. She could probably do a special on the Septa fiasco in West Philly's El construction. Now that’s traffic news that has been a nightmare and concerns forever. Also, it seems to be on the minds of some politicians who are seeking office. They could be your first guest along with some people that were immediately effect by the construction, or lack of construction. Then move to nuisance traffic areas. She could have been the pivotal reason Roosevelt BLVD obtains red light cameras. She could be the traffic equivalent to Dave Schratwieser, investigating and solving traffic issues like necessary speed changes, stop signs, lights, or dangerous curves. I believe this will make a difference in saving lives in the long run. I can’t see why Fox would not entertain this concept; they let Jen race around the city to see what was the quickest way between to routes not too long ago.
Dear Producer,
My wife and I find the transition from Sue to Dorothy, a bit generic or boring. Allow me to explain. My wife favors Dorothy Krysuik a whole lot. Myself and her staff of 30 people agree. So we all made a game out of this similarity to see if my wife can dress exactly like Dorothy everyday, down to the shoes. So every morning myself (1), my staff of 50, my children's teachers (4), my wife (1), her parents (2), my parents (2), and my wife's staff of 30 watch the traffic to see how the roads are but also to see what Dorothy is wearing. We began this game when the transition from Sue to Dorothy started with a full view of Dorothy and then panned in. I believe it was around March 2006. It was very exciting because when these 90 people would see her during the course of the day, the universal response would be "Oh my God. She even has the same shoes" Everyone loved it. Can you please go back to the full view and then pan in to Dorothy.
P.S. My wife probably has more shoes the queen of England.
Thank you,
Loyal Viewers