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by Georgies-Girl from Brevard County

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Detective Columbo
Sep 20, 2008 | 9:10 PM
Category: Political
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Remember that tv show, Columbo?  Well here he is - Asking a few questions of Obama



Columbo:    Excuse me Mr. Obama, I mean Senator Obama, sir. Um . . . know you are busy and important and stuff. I mean running for president is very important and . . . ah . . .

I hate to bother you. I will only take a minute ok, sir?

See, I have these missing pieces that are holding me up, and I was wondering sir, if you could take time out of your busy schedule and help me out.

 You know, no big deal, just some loose ends and things.

Hey, you have a nice place here! The wife sees houses like this on TV all the time and says boy she wishes she had digs like this you know? Is that painting real? Really? Wow. I saw something like that in a museum once!

Oh, sorry sir. I didn't mean to get off the track. So if you could just help me out a minute and give me some details, I will get right out of your way. I want to close this case and maybe take the wife to Coney Island or something. Ever been to Coney Island ? No, I didn't think so. .

Well, listen, anyway's, I can't seem to get some information I need to wrap this up. These things seem to either be "locked" or "not available'. I'm sure it's just some oversight or glitch or something, so if you could you tell me where these things are . . . I . . . I . . . have them written down here somewhere . . . oh wait. Sorry about the smears. It was raining out. I'll just read it to you. Could you help me please find these things, sir?

1. Occidental College records -- Not released

2. Columbia College records -- Not released

3. Columbia Thesis paper -- "not available"

4. Harvard College records -- Not released

5. Selective Service Registration -- Not released

 6. Medical records -- Not released

7. Illinois State Senate schedule -- "not available"

8. Law practice client list -- Not released

9. Certified Copy of original Birth certificate -- Not released

10. Embossed, signed paper Certification of Live Birth -- Not released

11. Harvard Law Review articles published -- None

12. University of Chicago scholarly articles -- None

13. Your Record of baptism-- Not released or "not available"

14. Your Illinois State Senate records--"not available"

Oh hey . listen! I know you are busy! Is this too much for you now? I mean tell you what. I will come back tomorrow. Give you some time to get these things together, you know? I mean, I know you are busy, so I will just let myself out. I will be back tomorrow.

 "Who wants to know these things?" asked Senator Obama.

 Columbo answered: THE PEOPLE
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DaytonaFrank read my blog view my photos
Sep 20, 2008 | 10:57 PM

Outstanding post GG!!!

I could actually hear Peter Faulk asking those questions in my mind!

If only they could be answered honestly!

Of course they will not be, if at all.

We need Columbo on the case! LOL!

Maybe we would get to the truth!
Georgies-Girl read my blog view my photos
Sep 20, 2008 | 11:00 PM

Right, Frank... The E I got had a picture of him in his trench coat, but I forgot how to do that. Will have to get with BG and have her send me instructions again. lol
DaytonaFrank read my blog view my photos
Sep 20, 2008 | 11:11 PM

Yeah, and if BG could crop Columbo and Obama in the same pic, that would be dynamite! LOL!
ZipItHippy read my blog view my photos
Sep 21, 2008 | 12:50 AM

Good post! now if we could just get Charlie to ask Obama these questions.
DaytonaFrank read my blog view my photos
Sep 21, 2008 | 2:05 AM

Fat chance of that Zip. You have better odds of hitting the lottery!
Georgies-Girl read my blog view my photos
Sep 21, 2008 | 10:52 AM

OK, you guys... Gonna post a link. This is for a political test. See if you select the right answers, and elect the right person president.
Georgies-Girl read my blog view my photos
Sep 21, 2008 | 11:11 AM

Ok...Finally got the picture...www.postimage.org is the link I was looking for.
CynPro read my blog view my photos
Sep 21, 2008 | 11:09 PM

Most answers can be found at the following links

OBAMA - HOME PAGE

OBAMA - ISSUES

REGARDING SMEAR TACTICS

CONTACT INFO

The CONTACT INFO link (select option 6) is answered
by a real person, so people can get answers to any other
questions they may have.
DaytonaFrank read my blog view my photos
Sep 21, 2008 | 11:50 PM

Only for the brainwashed CynHo.

Of which you so obviously are.

You have NEVER looked at anything other than Obama's website.

Your are not only brainwashed, you are brain dead!

You are so obviously a plant by the Obama campaign, it is not even funny anymore.

You have no mind of your own, and have been programed.

www.JohnMcCain.com

Wake up sleeping ugly!
CynPro read my blog view my photos
Sep 22, 2008 | 12:20 AM

It's a shame that so many republican bloggers get
angry and attack others for having different views.
Maybe they get that tendency from McCain?
DaytonaFrank read my blog view my photos
Sep 22, 2008 | 8:36 PM

No, we get that from ignorant fools like you CynHo, that swears that Obama's website is the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth!

Most intelligent people have little tolerance for ignorance and stupidity.

We have even less tolerance for brainwashed morons like you, that delete all comments on your blogs that do not agree with you, but have no problem with posting your one sided drivel on everyone elses blogs.

You just don't get it. But we do. Your credibility is zero here, but your little brain can't handle that.

You are a plant from the Obama campaign. You are fooling no one.

Just another reason for anyone that is undecided to not vote for Obama.

He will try to stifle free speech, just like you.

www.JohnMcCain.com

McCain / Palin 08!
Georgies-Girl read my blog view my photos
Sep 23, 2008 | 11:17 AM

Frank, as I stated on my other blog, I am not necessarily for Mc Cain, BUT I am definately AGAINST Obama. There were a lot of other people out there I would have voted for. Some women (Not Hitlery, though), some democrats...JUST NOT OBAMA! Choose between Obama and McCain, and McCain wins for me.
DaytonaFrank read my blog view my photos
Sep 24, 2008 | 1:13 AM

Maybe if you follow the links the dead brain CynHo posts all over this blog like litter, it will change your mind.

LOL! ROFLMFAO!!!!

Ow. My ribs hurt from laughing so hard!
DaytonaFrank read my blog view my photos
Sep 24, 2008 | 1:18 AM

I hope she is getting paid. For all the wasted effort she has put into this blog, it would be a shame if she did it for free.

Maybe she will be first in line when we all have to go on welfare.
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Originally from Pennsylvania, then New Jersey, then New Mexico. Returned to N.J., and am now retired in Fla. At one time, wanted to Sing or be Artist or a Teacher. None of which happened. Contact me @ GeorgiesGirl321@gmail.com
. Now am contented (or not) to sit home and be "Just a caregiver/housewife." This is my release. BLOGGING! So I am sure, you will see more of my blogs as time goes on. P.S. MAXINE is my alter-ego! Stand up to be seen, Speak up to be heard, Shut up to be appreciated. 1

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