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A Welfare Poem
I cross ocean,
poor and broke,
Take bus,
see
employment folk.
Nice man treat me
good in there,
Say I need
to
see welfare.
Welfare say,
'You come no more,
We send
cash
right to your door.'
Welfare checks,
they make you
wealthy,
Medicaid it keep
you healthy!
By and by,
I get plenty
money,
Thanks to you,
American dummy.
Write to friends
in
motherland,
Tell them 'come
fast as you can.'
They come in
turbans
and Ford trucks,
I buy big house
with welfare bucks
They
come here,
we live together,
More welfare checks,
it gets
better!
Fourteen families,
they moving in,
But neighbor's
patience
wearing thin.
Finally, white guy
moves away,
Now I buy
his house,
and then I say,
'Find more aliens
for house to rent.'
And
in the yard
I put a tent.
Send for family
they just trash,
But
they, too,
draw the welfare cash!
Everything is
very good,
And soon
we
own the neighborhood.
We have hobby
it's called
breeding,
Welfare pay
for baby feeding.
Kid's need
dentist?
Wife's need pills?
We get free!
We got no
bills!
American's crazy!
He pay all year,
To keep
welfare
running here.
We think America
darn good place!
Too
darn good for
the white man race.
If they no like us,
they can
scram,
Got lots of room
in Pakistan .
It is interesting
that the federal government provides a single refugee with a monthly
allowance of $1,890.00 and each can also get an additional $580.00 in social
assistance for a total of$2,470.00 .
This compares very well to a single
pensioner who after contributing to the growth and development of America for 40
to 50 years can only receive a monthly maximum of $1,012.00 in old age pension
and Guaranteed Income Supplement.
Maybe our pensioners should apply as
refugees!
Lets send this to all Americans, so we can all be ticked
off and maybe we can get the refugees cut back to $1,012.00 and the
pensioners up to $2,470 00 and enjoy some of the money we were forced to submit
to the Government over the last 40 or 50
years.
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