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1.  I CANT REACH MY LICENSE UNLESS YOU HOLD MY BEER

2.  SORRY OFFICER, DIDNT REALIZE MY RADAR DETECTOR WAS TURNED OFF

3. HEY,  YOU MUST HAVE BEEN DOING AT LEAST 125 TO CATCH UP WITH ME,  GOOD JOB

4.  AREN'T YOU THE GUY FROM VILLAGE PEOPLE?

5.  I THOUGHT YOU HAD TO BE IN GOOD PHYSICAL CONDITION TO BE A POLICE OFFICER

6.  AREN'T YOU THE GUY THAT GOT HIS BUTT WHOOPED ON COPS?

7.  DO YOU KNOW WHY YOU PULLED ME OVER?  GOOD,  JUST SO LONG AS ONE OF US DOES

8.  I WAS TRYING TO KEEP UP WITH TRAFFIC.  YES I KNOW THERE ARE NO CARS AROUND--THAT'S HOW FAR AHEAD OF ME THEY ARE.

9.  CAN YOU GIVE ME ANOTHER OF THOSE FULL CAVITY SEARCHES

10.  I WAS GOING TO BE A COP BUT DECIDED TO FINISH HIGH SCHOOL FIRST

11.  YOU'RE NOT GOING TO CHECK THE TRUNK.....ARE YOU?

12.  IS IT TRUE PEOPLE BECOME COPS CAUSE THEY'RE TOO STUPID TO WORK AT MC'DONALDS

13.  HEY, IS THAT A 9MM?  THAT'S NOTHING COMPARED TO THIS 44 MAGNUM

14.  WELL, I REACHED DOWN TO PICK UP MY BAG OF CRACK AND MY GUN FELL OFF MY LAP AND GOT LODGED BETWEEN THE BRAKE AND GAS PEDALS FORCING ME TO SPEED OUT OF CONTROL

15.  WHAT DO YOU MEAN...."HAVE I BEEN DRINKING"?YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE THE TRAINED SPECIALIST

1.  I CANT REACH MY LICENSE UNLESS YOU HOLD MY BEER

2.  SORRY OFFICER, DIDNT REALIZE MY RADAR DETECTOR WAS TURNED OFF

3. HEY,  YOU MUST HAVE BEEN DOING AT LEAST 125 TO CATCH UP WITH ME,  GOOD JOB

4.  AREN'T YOU THE GUY FROM VILLAGE PEOPLE?

5.  I THOUGHT YOU HAD TO BE IN GOOD PHYSICAL CONDITION TO BE A POLICE OFFICER

6.  AREN'T YOU THE GUY THAT GOT HIS BUTT WHOOPED ON COPS?

7.  DO YOU KNOW WHY YOU PULLED ME OVER?  GOOD,  JUST SO LONG AS ONE OF US DOES

8.  I WAS TRYING TO KEEP UP WITH TRAFFIC.  YES I KNOW THERE ARE NO CARS AROUND--THAT'S HOW FAR AHEAD OF ME THEY ARE.

9.  CAN YOU GIVE ME ANOTHER OF THOSE FULL CAVITY SEARCHES

10.  I WAS GOING TO BE A COP BUT DECIDED TO FINISH HIGH SCHOOL FIRST

11.  YOU'RE NOT GOING TO CHECK THE TRUNK.....ARE YOU?

12.  IS IT TRUE PEOPLE BECOME COPS CAUSE THEY'RE TOO STUPID TO WORK AT MC'DONALDS

13.  HEY, IS THAT A 9MM?  THAT'S NOTHING COMPARED TO THIS 44 MAGNUM

14.  WELL, I REACHED DOWN TO PICK UP MY BAG OF CRACK AND MY GUN FELL OFF MY LAP AND GOT LODGED BETWEEN THE BRAKE AND GAS PEDALS FORCING ME TO SPEED OUT OF CONTROL

15.  WHAT DO YOU MEAN...."HAVE I BEEN DRINKING"?YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE THE TRAINED SPECIALIST

I SAW THESE ON ANOTHER FOX BLOG

HILARIOUS

Police Comment Transcriptions

The following 15 Police Comments were taken from actual police car videos around the country...

 #15. "Relax; the handcuffs are tight because they're new. They'll stretch out after you wear them awhile."

#14. "Take your hands off the car, and I'll make your birth certificate a worthless document."

#13. "If you run, you'll only go to jail tired."

#12. "Can you run faster than 1200 feet per second? In case you didn't know, that's the average speed of a 9 mm bullet fired from my gun."

#11. "So you don't know how fast you were going. I guess that means I can write anything I want on the ticket, huh?" <<PERSONAL FAVORITE>>

#10. "Yes, sir, you can talk to the shift supervisor, but I don't think it will help. Oh, did I mention that I am the shift supervisor?"

#9. "Warning? You want a warning? O.K., I'm warning you not to do that again or I'll give you another ticket."

#8. "The answer to this last question will determine whether you are drunk or not. Is Mickey Mouse a cat or a dog?"

#7. "Fair? You want me to be fair? Listen, fair is a place where you go to ride on rides, eat cotton candy, and step in monkey poop."

 #6. "Yeah, we have a quota. Two more tickets and my wife gets a toaster oven."

#5. "No, sir, we don't have quotas anymore. We used to have quotas, but now we're allowed to write as many tickets as we want."

 #4. "Just how big were those two beers?"

 #3. "In God we trust, all others we run through CPIC/NCIC."

 #2. "I'm glad to hear the Chief of Police is a good personal friend of yours. At least you know someone who can post your bail."

And ... THE BEST ONE!

#1 "You didn't think we gave pretty women tickets? You're right, we don't - Sign here."