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Things NOT to say to a TRAFFIC COP!!!
Mar 15, 2008 | 7:25 PM
Category: Traffic
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1.  I CANT REACH MY LICENSE UNLESS YOU HOLD MY BEER

2.  SORRY OFFICER, DIDNT REALIZE MY RADAR DETECTOR WAS TURNED OFF

3. HEY,  YOU MUST HAVE BEEN DOING AT LEAST 125 TO CATCH UP WITH ME,  GOOD JOB

4.  AREN'T YOU THE GUY FROM VILLAGE PEOPLE?

5.  I THOUGHT YOU HAD TO BE IN GOOD PHYSICAL CONDITION TO BE A POLICE OFFICER

6.  AREN'T YOU THE GUY THAT GOT HIS BUTT WHOOPED ON COPS?

7.  DO YOU KNOW WHY YOU PULLED ME OVER?  GOOD,  JUST SO LONG AS ONE OF US DOES

8.  I WAS TRYING TO KEEP UP WITH TRAFFIC.  YES I KNOW THERE ARE NO CARS AROUND--THAT'S HOW FAR AHEAD OF ME THEY ARE.

9.  CAN YOU GIVE ME ANOTHER OF THOSE FULL CAVITY SEARCHES

10.  I WAS GOING TO BE A COP BUT DECIDED TO FINISH HIGH SCHOOL FIRST

11.  YOU'RE NOT GOING TO CHECK THE TRUNK.....ARE YOU?

12.  IS IT TRUE PEOPLE BECOME COPS CAUSE THEY'RE TOO STUPID TO WORK AT MC'DONALDS

13.  HEY, IS THAT A 9MM?  THAT'S NOTHING COMPARED TO THIS 44 MAGNUM

14.  WELL, I REACHED DOWN TO PICK UP MY BAG OF CRACK AND MY GUN FELL OFF MY LAP AND GOT LODGED BETWEEN THE BRAKE AND GAS PEDALS FORCING ME TO SPEED OUT OF CONTROL

15.  WHAT DO YOU MEAN...."HAVE I BEEN DRINKING"?YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE THE TRAINED SPECIALIST

 

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spellcheckman read my blog
Mar 24, 2008 | 8:15 PM

A Spencer Gift T-shirt for sale for years.

Does the word Plagiarism ring a bell
FLACAJUN read my blog
Mar 25, 2008 | 2:50 PM

I NEVER SAID I WROTE THESE THINGS DID I?

If your gonna be a smart a.. have your facts in order. Plagiarism is taking SOMEONE ELSES WRITINGS AND CLAIMING THEM AS YOUR OWN!!!

Does the word "DICTIONARY" ring a bell?
mpvan read my blog
Mar 26, 2008 | 10:57 PM

I would disagree. For one thing, it IS a copyrighted T-shirt. My daughter has one.

It is IMPLIED that thoughts in blogs are your own unless you are referring to facts, news, writings, to back up a thought or point.

It is further implied when, at the top of the blog is says: FLACAJUNS blog from Kissimme. That to me also implies they're YOUR thoughts.
So based on your definition of plagiarism, guilty.

The very fact that is says: "Start my own blog" implies that they are your thoughts.

You would do well as a political speech writer,
they steal stuff or parts of stuff all the time and call it their own. Little do they know that there are VERY sophisticated literary programs out there to detect fraud. Professors use them as well to determine authenticity of their student's work.
jtherron50 read my blog view my photos
Mar 28, 2008 | 10:30 PM

I still think it was funny!
Copman read my blog view my photos
Mar 28, 2008 | 10:41 PM

I have a different experience when I pull people over.
Chief-Ironhorse74 read my blog
Apr 3, 2008 | 9:16 PM

To mpvan,I am a registered ASCAP member.FLACAJUN, is not comitting,plagurism. In order to do so,he has to profit from it. He is right! Get your facts straight, before you spit forth things you know nothing about,jabroni! I have also seen this in email forwards. That would mean that, every person, that forwarded that email,would be guilty of plagurism. And I'm sure that tens of thousands of people, have recieved this forward. Just sounds to me,like you are trying to create drama, nothing more!
Now, I got one that I actually used(and I had to pay the ticket,lol!)
The Cop asked me,"Do you know why I pulled you over?"
"To contribute to your coffee and donut fund?"
Peace brother!
Kenpo read my blog
Apr 17, 2008 | 10:49 PM

Here's one I used...cop didn't think it was very funny.

Cop asks me 'Do you know what you did back there?
I say 'Yea, I didn't see you'.
Juniper28
Apr 18, 2008 | 3:58 AM

plagurism, come on! the guy heard something funny and decided to share it with everyone. any way # 8 was funny sounds like something my husband would say.
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I tend to think of myself as a down to earth guy. I do hate the way things are going in the U.S. right now. With elected leaders not caring what the people think and just doing whatever the --ll they want to. If you need names, watch fFOX 35 more often. I am relatively new to the blogging scene but am more the wiser for paying attention to it more often. I think this country should only be concerned about 1 country....OURS! To hell with what the rest of the world thinks about it. France....who needs em? Iran, Iraq, ALL those middle east countries.....Let them blow up their own people if they want to. AMERICANS, not the people who either floated over on rafts or swam across a river have to basically take this country back. I do not vote. What good does it do. Promises made are never kept. Taxes continue to rise etc. People can say what they will about me not voting, doesn't phase me one bit. The last 2 presidents have lied to us constantly, "I DID NOT HAVE SEXUAL RELATIONS WITH THAT WOMAN " Give me a break! THE POLITICIANS ARE SOME OF THE BIGGEST CROOKS OUT THERE. Enough ranting. I like spending time with family and friends. It is not uncommon for me to call some of my neighbors over on the spur of the moment and cook a big mess of "MUDBUGS, SHRIMP ETOUFFEE, AND CHICKEN GUMBO" Hence the name, "FLACAJUN". I love to cook, I am a certified chef. Don't work in restaurants now but plan to own my own SOON! When it finally opens I will invite all of you. Well, that's me.

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