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1.  I CANT REACH MY LICENSE UNLESS YOU HOLD MY BEER

2.  SORRY OFFICER, DIDNT REALIZE MY RADAR DETECTOR WAS TURNED OFF

3. HEY,  YOU MUST HAVE BEEN DOING AT LEAST 125 TO CATCH UP WITH ME,  GOOD JOB

4.  AREN'T YOU THE GUY FROM VILLAGE PEOPLE?

5.  I THOUGHT YOU HAD TO BE IN GOOD PHYSICAL CONDITION TO BE A POLICE OFFICER

6.  AREN'T YOU THE GUY THAT GOT HIS BUTT WHOOPED ON COPS?

7.  DO YOU KNOW WHY YOU PULLED ME OVER?  GOOD,  JUST SO LONG AS ONE OF US DOES

8.  I WAS TRYING TO KEEP UP WITH TRAFFIC.  YES I KNOW THERE ARE NO CARS AROUND--THAT'S HOW FAR AHEAD OF ME THEY ARE.

9.  CAN YOU GIVE ME ANOTHER OF THOSE FULL CAVITY SEARCHES

10.  I WAS GOING TO BE A COP BUT DECIDED TO FINISH HIGH SCHOOL FIRST

11.  YOU'RE NOT GOING TO CHECK THE TRUNK.....ARE YOU?

12.  IS IT TRUE PEOPLE BECOME COPS CAUSE THEY'RE TOO STUPID TO WORK AT MC'DONALDS

13.  HEY, IS THAT A 9MM?  THAT'S NOTHING COMPARED TO THIS 44 MAGNUM

14.  WELL, I REACHED DOWN TO PICK UP MY BAG OF CRACK AND MY GUN FELL OFF MY LAP AND GOT LODGED BETWEEN THE BRAKE AND GAS PEDALS FORCING ME TO SPEED OUT OF CONTROL

15.  WHAT DO YOU MEAN...."HAVE I BEEN DRINKING"?YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE THE TRAINED SPECIALIST

 

1.  I CANT REACH MY LICENSE UNLESS YOU HOLD MY BEER

2.  SORRY OFFICER, DIDNT REALIZE MY RADAR DETECTOR WAS TURNED OFF

3. HEY,  YOU MUST HAVE BEEN DOING AT LEAST 125 TO CATCH UP WITH ME,  GOOD JOB

4.  AREN'T YOU THE GUY FROM VILLAGE PEOPLE?

5.  I THOUGHT YOU HAD TO BE IN GOOD PHYSICAL CONDITION TO BE A POLICE OFFICER

6.  AREN'T YOU THE GUY THAT GOT HIS BUTT WHOOPED ON COPS?

7.  DO YOU KNOW WHY YOU PULLED ME OVER?  GOOD,  JUST SO LONG AS ONE OF US DOES

8.  I WAS TRYING TO KEEP UP WITH TRAFFIC.  YES I KNOW THERE ARE NO CARS AROUND--THAT'S HOW FAR AHEAD OF ME THEY ARE.

9.  CAN YOU GIVE ME ANOTHER OF THOSE FULL CAVITY SEARCHES

10.  I WAS GOING TO BE A COP BUT DECIDED TO FINISH HIGH SCHOOL FIRST

11.  YOU'RE NOT GOING TO CHECK THE TRUNK.....ARE YOU?

12.  IS IT TRUE PEOPLE BECOME COPS CAUSE THEY'RE TOO STUPID TO WORK AT MC'DONALDS

13.  HEY, IS THAT A 9MM?  THAT'S NOTHING COMPARED TO THIS 44 MAGNUM

14.  WELL, I REACHED DOWN TO PICK UP MY BAG OF CRACK AND MY GUN FELL OFF MY LAP AND GOT LODGED BETWEEN THE BRAKE AND GAS PEDALS FORCING ME TO SPEED OUT OF CONTROL

15.  WHAT DO YOU MEAN...."HAVE I BEEN DRINKING"?YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE THE TRAINED SPECIALIST

 

Hello KC,

 

How's the weather up there?   Sunny and 85 here.  SORRY!!!!  Had to do that.  I can say with certain honesty that I do miss the seasons.  Down here we only have 2.  EITHER HURRICANE SEASON OR THE DRY SEASON.  The only snow I've seen was dropped from an airplane @ 25 ft.  LOL.

 

I hope this bout of bad weather you're having lets up soon.  Be safe and stay warm. 

 

SHOOT.....GOTTA GO.  GOT A CABANA RESERVED AT SOUTH BEACH.

ANYONE SEE IT?  I saw it the other night and I thought it was great.  Gordo really knows how to push he right buttons.  Thought he was gonna get smacked by the CORLEONE WANNABE.

I think this show will be just as good as HELL"S KITCHEN

Don't know about the rest of you but we folks here in Kissimmee got SLAMMED TODAY.   I don't have a rain gauge in my yard but I do have an empty 5 gal bucket in my back yard.  It took about 15 minutes to get approximately 6 inches of rain in the bucket.  The road in front of my house was completely flooded with water up to the lower door panels.  I counted over 75 lightning strikes within 5 minutes.  Most being EXTREMELY CLOSE.

GUESS I SHOULD NOT HAVE WASHED MY TRUCK AND BOUGHT A NEW LAWN MOWER TODAY HUH.

The crime rate in the United States is WAY OUT OF CONTROL!  You have sphincters executing kids in a park, mother chopping up their kids and putting them in bags under the sink.  3 people killed today by a driver who TRIED TO RUN. 

Why is this happening?  The United States is too god darn worried about the criminals rights above the victims.  You hear stories every day about family members going balistic in court rooms due to the sentence their son's or daughter's killer got or getting off due to a technicality. 

People do not worry about getting the death penalty anymore.  Why?  Because they KNOW it will be at least 12-15 years before they are executed.  I firmly believe that SWIFT punishment should be doled out.  No matter what the reason, if you kill someone you should be put down.  Liberals don't like my thinking....too dam bad.  If the U.S. would get tough on the criminals, I MEAN TOUGH, the crime rate would drop.   If an illegal immigrant is arrested for a serious crime or a repeat visitor to our penal system, to hell with the trial, put thier butts on a bus, train or plane and send their butts home.  Child molesters should be left alone with the family of the victim for....say, 5 minutes.  Bet you that crime would drop also.  Drunk drivers should lose their license for 1 year on first offense and permanently on their second.    Why is it that the U.S. has the highest crime rate than any other country.  IThere may be another country higher than that of the US but you get my point.   

 

SOMETHING NEEDS TO BE DONE TO CORRECT THE JUSTICE SYSTEM IN THIS COUNTRY.  AT THE RATE CRIME IS RISING I CAN ONLY HOPE THAT THE PROBLEM IS UNDER CONTROL WHEN MY KIDS GET OLD ENOUGH TO GO OUT ON THEIR OWN.

 

WHAT DO YOU GUYS THINK?

My wife signed up with one of these work from home things.  Has anyone heard of this company and if so, is it reputable.

 

THANKS,

 

I SAW THESE ON ANOTHER FOX BLOG

 

HILARIOUS

 

Police Comment Transcriptions

The following 15 Police Comments were taken from actual police car videos around the country...

 #15. "Relax; the handcuffs are tight because they're new. They'll stretch out after you wear them awhile."

#14. "Take your hands off the car, and I'll make your birth certificate a worthless document."

#13. "If you run, you'll only go to jail tired."

#12. "Can you run faster than 1200 feet per second? In case you didn't know, that's the average speed of a 9 mm bullet fired from my gun."

#11. "So you don't know how fast you were going. I guess that means I can write anything I want on the ticket, huh?" <<PERSONAL FAVORITE>>

#10. "Yes, sir, you can talk to the shift supervisor, but I don't think it will help. Oh, did I mention that I am the shift supervisor?"

#9. "Warning? You want a warning? O.K., I'm warning you not to do that again or I'll give you another ticket."

#8. "The answer to this last question will determine whether you are drunk or not. Is Mickey Mouse a cat or a dog?"

#7. "Fair? You want me to be fair? Listen, fair is a place where you go to ride on rides, eat cotton candy, and step in monkey poop."

 #6. "Yeah, we have a quota. Two more tickets and my wife gets a toaster oven."

#5. "No, sir, we don't have quotas anymore. We used to have quotas, but now we're allowed to write as many tickets as we want."

 #4. "Just how big were those two beers?"

 #3. "In God we trust, all others we run through CPIC/NCIC."

 #2. "I'm glad to hear the Chief of Police is a good personal friend of yours. At least you know someone who can post your bail."

And ... THE BEST ONE!

#1 "You didn't think we gave pretty women tickets? You're right, we don't - Sign here."

I have replied to 3 post today.  On all three I get a note saying CONTENTS UNDER REVIEW, PLEASE WAIT 24 HRS.  Whats up with that.  Is it just me or everyone gettin this?  I don't believe I've been vulgar or disrespectful.  Maybe I'm wring. 

I May not be the first to say this, but, THANK YOU FOR NIXXING THE BRIGHTHOUSE DROPDOWN.  I understand the need for advertisers who pay for space but the drop-down was EXTREMELY annoying.  No matter how much you try to avoid it you always seemed to hit it at least 2 times every time.

 

 

THANKS AGAIN

ANYONE GIVING ANY ESTIMATES AS TO HOW MUCH SNOW KC WILL HAVE THIS WINTER?

 

UNFORTUNATELY THE ONLY SNOW I SEE IN ORLANDO IS BEING DROPPED OUT OF THE SIDE OF A SMALL PLANE FLYING AT 25 FT:(

With all the news about these scumbags abusing kids I have to be honest with everyone.  The in-justice system is doing NOWHERE enough to protect our kids.  As parents we can only do so much.  Short of keeping our kids at home with us 24 hrs a day ther is undoubtably times when our kids will be in the care of others.  If it were to happen to one of my kids," BET YOUR BACK SIDE THE PERSON RESPONSIBLE WILL NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT WHAT THE COURTS WILL DO TO HIM ( OR HER ).  In other words I WOULD be the one in jail.  If I didn't KILL the SOB he would wish I had.

I know I am not the only one who feels this way. 

The thing that gets me is the lawyers that defend these creeps.  My question to them is simple,  WOULD YOU BE WILLING TO DEFEND THE SAME PERSON IF IT WAS YOUR CHILD MOLESTED BY SOME 60 YR OLD MAN?  I THINK NOT.  LAWYERS ARE PUTTING MONEY ABOVE MORALS.

 

AM I RIGHT.  WHAT WOULD YOU DO?

PLEASE LOSE IT!!!

I heard this the other day. I cannot believe this woman had the nerve to tell this mother, "IT'S NOT FUNNY ANYMORE, YOU NEED TO SHUT THAT KID UP". OR , YOU KNOW THERE IS SOMETHING CALLED KIDDIE BENADRYL. IF I WERE THAT MOTHER I WOULD HAVE SLAPPED THE CRAP OUT OF HER. AT LEAST THEN I'D HAVE A REASON TO BE THROWN OFF THE PLANE. NO, I am not saying the mother SHOULD have slapped her but you get my meaning. I have travelled overseas on a 17 hour flight with 2 and 3 year old kids talking, screaming and so forth. YES it does get irritating at times. But when other passengers on this flight told the flight attendantthe kid was not bothering anyone she said WELL, HE'S BOTHERING ME SO WE ARE TURNING THIS PLANE AROUND AND THE KID AND HIS MOTHER ARE GETTING OFF.

If that had happened to me or my wife I can guarantee the airline would be kissing my butt right now to keep themselves out of court.


Am I the only one who feels this poor lady was treated extremely UNFAIRLY?

I now live in Kissimmee Fl.  I am an extreme KC CHIEFS fan.  I always go to the games that are played here in the south.  KC usually wins cause the DOLPHINS stink. 

Our Fox Station here MY FOX ORLANDO 35 and they are the ones who informed me about your stations BLOG's.  Guess this is a good way to keep up with hometown happenings. 

Stay cool KC and I will check in with you later.

Feel free to check out Orlando's Fox Station.