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HOW TO START EACH DAY WITH A SMILE....
Oct 28, 2008 | 9:11 AM
Category: Entertainment
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1. Open a new file in your computer.

2. Name it 'Barack Obama'.

3. Send it to the Recycle Bin.

4. Empty the Recycle Bin.

5. Your PC will ask you: 'Do you really want to get rid
of 'Barack Obama?'

6. Firmly Click 'Yes.'

7. Feel better?

GOOD - Tomorrow we'll do Nancy Pelosi!

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Ericjhach read my blog view my photos
Oct 28, 2008 | 9:12 AM

I tried that and yes it felt so good.
DeborahLakeHelen read my blog view my photos
Oct 28, 2008 | 8:23 PM

Good one, Cro!
Cromagnonwoman read my blog view my photos
Oct 29, 2008 | 6:26 AM

Maybe the "we'll do Nancy Pelosi" was mis interpreted. lol
Meb452m read my blog
Oct 29, 2008 | 9:44 PM

Not bad, probably cheaper than having a dart board made or shooting range targets printed up. How about a new Flintstones cartoon with Bam-Bam clubbing certain politicians while saying: Bam-Bam, Bam-Bam ? Little guy's arm would probably wear out before all of the deserving got a good smack or two ! LOL
DeborahLakeHelen read my blog view my photos
Oct 29, 2008 | 10:01 PM

I'd like to borrow little Bam Bam for a day!
Meb452m read my blog
Oct 29, 2008 | 10:04 PM

Says Deborah with " evil " grin ! LMAO
yellowdog read my blog view my photos
Oct 29, 2008 | 10:51 PM

Dumbo will lead my list, followed by :

Ahmenabyjab (or whatever his name is)
John Kerry (for being worse than dumbo).
Everyone who voted for the fat cat bailout.
pelosi, reid, barney and cheney (all equal in evilness).
All other elected officials.
RWNJ BBL'ers.
Mean people.
didaskalos read my blog
Oct 30, 2008 | 10:00 AM

Nice! I feel better already.
Vlad read my blog
Oct 30, 2008 | 6:57 PM

Ok, Everyone knows I am a little slow and maybe even a little twisted


I tried this 3 times and still feel dirty. What am I doing wrong?



Good one Crom.
Vlad read my blog
Oct 30, 2008 | 7:13 PM

Soory Croma

A cabbie picks up a Nun. She gets into the cab, and notices that the VERY handsome cab driver won't stop staring at her.

She asks him why he is staring. He replies: 'I have a question to ask, but I don't want to offend you.'

She answers, ' My son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive.'

'Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me.'

She responds, 'Well, let's see what we can do about that: #1, you have to be single and #2, you must be Catholic.'

The cab driver is very excited and says, 'Yes, I'm single and Catholic!'

'OK' the nun says. 'Pull into the next alley.'

The nun fulfills his fantasy with a kiss that would make a hooker blush.

But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.

'My dear child,' said the nun, 'Why are you crying?'

'Forgive me but I've sinned. I lied and I must confess; I'm married and I'm Jewish.'

The nun says, 'That's OK. My name is Kevin and I'm going to a Halloween party.'
Cromagnonwoman read my blog view my photos
Oct 31, 2008 | 6:48 AM

ROFL!!! Tooo funny. Keep those coming.
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