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True Definition of Globalization
Oct 16, 2008 | 5:10 PM
Category: Entertainment
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Question: What is the true definition of Globalization?

Answer: Princess Diana's death.

Question: How come?

Answer: An English princess with an Egyptian boyfriend crashes in a French tunnel, driving a German car with a Dutch engine, driven by a Belgian who was drunk on Scottish whisky, followed closely by Italian Paparazzi, on Japanese motorcycles, treated by an American doctor, using Brazilian medicines. This message is sent to you using Bill Gates's technology, and you're probably reading this on your computer, that use Chinese chips, and a Korean monitor, assembled by Bangladeshi workers in a Singapore plant, transported by Pakistani lorry-drivers, hijacked by Indonesians, unloaded by Sicilian longshoremen, and trucked to you by Mexican illegal.....

That, my friend, is Globalization!
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Cromagnonwoman read my blog view my photos
Oct 17, 2008 | 3:31 PM

Nobody likes?
Meb452m read my blog
Oct 17, 2008 | 7:56 PM

I'm thinkin had the story been the same but with just a name change, it would have flew ! Like had it been Nancy Pelosi and some of her winged monkeys squashed by a tornado dropped house, there would be three cheers !
Meb452m read my blog
Oct 18, 2008 | 10:14 PM

Tough audience cromagnonwoman !
Cromagnonwoman read my blog view my photos
Oct 19, 2008 | 5:38 AM

Like a capital murder jury.
Meb452m read my blog
Oct 19, 2008 | 9:53 AM

Well at least the jury is still out. LOL There could be any angry crowd with chains,whips,strops,restraints, and riding crops about ! LOL Have a great day !
pattiep read my blog view my photos
Oct 19, 2008 | 2:25 PM

That was great Mrs.Cro. You always have fun stuff to post.
This one is so good I copied and pasted it to my word pad to keep for the future.
It's a beautiful day to go out and play.
Tag your it.: )
Cromagnonwoman read my blog view my photos
Oct 20, 2008 | 6:26 AM

Someone mention whips and chains? lol
I try to see the lighter side of life and stay positive pattiep.
Tag? We should play something more mature, we are adults you know. I say 'duck duck goose'.
WilliamHoward read my blog
Oct 20, 2008 | 5:35 PM

Once again...my Afrikan ancestors have been omitted from the World stage...LMAO (at your colorfully creative post...not my OFF-COLORED humor)

As always, FOR ME...Laughter is good medicine.
WilliamHoward read my blog
Oct 20, 2008 | 5:41 PM

My apologies...you did mention the Egyptian boyfriend...

Very well then...
Cromagnonwoman read my blog view my photos
Oct 21, 2008 | 6:27 AM

Nice to have you WilliamHoward.
Gammies61 read my blog view my photos
Oct 29, 2008 | 12:54 PM

Good, no Irish were involved. LOL

Hey Cro, just passing through. Good post! :)
pattiep read my blog view my photos
Oct 31, 2008 | 10:04 PM

Mrs. Cro, my hubby wanted me to play that game and I have to say it wasn't fun. I'll never put my head under the sheets again when he says duck. : O
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I like burnt rabbit over an open flame. River water. Also, dont pull my hair, that is so Neanderthalish. Oh yeah, I gave birth to three offspring. It hurt.

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