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Medical Terms for the Layman
Sep 18, 2008 | 11:18 AM
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Artery -- Study of paintings
Bacteria -- Back door of cafeteria
Barium -- What doctors do when treatment fails
Bowel -- Letter like A.E.I.O.U
Caesarean section -- District in Rome
Cat scan -- Searching for kitty
Cauterize -- Made eye contact with her
Colic -- Sheep dog
Coma -- A punctuation mark
Congenital -- Friendly
D&C -- Where Washington is
Diarrhea -- Journal of daily events
Dilate -- To live long
Enema -- Not a friend
Fester -- Quicker
Fibula -- A small lie
G.I. Series -- Soldiers' ball game
Grippe -- Suitcase
Hangnail -- Coathook
Impotent -- Distinguished, well known
Intense pain -- Torture in a teepee
Labor pain -- Got hurt at work
Medical staff -- Doctor's cane
Morbid -- Higher offer
Nitrate -- Cheaper than day rate
Node -- Was aware of
Outpatient -- Person who had fainted
Pelvis -- Cousin of Elvis
Post operative -- Letter carrier
Protein -- Favoring young people
Rectum -- It almost killed him
Recovery room -- Place to do upholstery
Rheumatic -- Amorous
Scar -- Rolled tobacco leaf
Secretion -- Hiding anything
Seizure -- Roman emperor
Serology -- Study of knighthood
Tablet -- Small table
Terminal illness -- Sickness at airport
Tibia -- Country in North Africa
Tumor -- An extra pair
Urine -- Opposite of you're out
Varicose -- Located nearby
Vein -- Conceited
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DeborahLakeHelen read my blog view my photos
Sep 19, 2008 | 2:18 PM

LMLAO!
Cromagnonwoman read my blog view my photos
Sep 19, 2008 | 2:29 PM

I had tears in my eyes when I read this.
No, I didnt write it and dont know who did but I thought it was hysterical.
ProudNannie read my blog
Sep 20, 2008 | 6:19 AM

ROFLMAO
pattiep read my blog view my photos
Sep 20, 2008 | 9:22 AM

Those are a GREAT, thanks for the chuckle Mrs. Cro.
northton read my blog view my photos
Sep 20, 2008 | 11:22 AM

Republican - Brain Death.
Meb452m read my blog
Sep 25, 2008 | 7:33 PM

That's good cromagnonwoman ! Beats looking at paintings of animals on a cave wall. You've been hanging out at the big peoples cave reading the writting on the wall haven't you ? LOL
Jamiect
Sep 26, 2008 | 4:19 PM

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Jamiect
Sep 26, 2008 | 4:32 PM

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Jamiect
Sep 26, 2008 | 4:49 PM

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Cromagnonwoman read my blog view my photos
Sep 27, 2008 | 8:14 AM

I love hanging with the big peoples Meb452m. lol
I not sure what any of the previous 4 replies are for but the animations are funny.
I dont do mypediphilespace, so those links wont work for me.
Vlad read my blog
Sep 30, 2008 | 8:43 PM

Crom My Mother is an R.N. she made me print this for her so she could pin it on her work bulletin board.

There are some zingers. Thanks for sharing.

Meb452m How did the rubbing the sticks together work out? I fell asleep after all that being thrown down the hill and slithering out of deep lake.
Cromagnonwoman read my blog view my photos
Oct 1, 2008 | 4:09 PM

Your welcome Vlad.
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