Tradionally, the President is to toss the first pitch of the season at the Washington Nationals game... but since this pResident and his merry band of distractionists found it smarter for our citizens to hold our sports players to a standard of ethics and behavior rather than our erected officials.... the catcher, Paul Lo Duca isn't taking the pitch. Instead, Manager Manny Acta gets to play pretend with the pretend resident of 1600 Pennsylvania Ave.
Lo Duca and several of the prominent players were "outed" for their alleged use of performance enhancing drugs in a highly publicized charade by many of our nation's most corrupt political players.
So in true BushCo fashion, Bush will lob the fake pitch for the press... to a non-player... the big question... is anyone going to tell the emperor he has no clothes?