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THIS MESSAGE IS FROM THE DEPARTMENT OF THOUGHT POLICE, CONSTITUTION DESTRUCTION DIVISION.

Mr. Christopher Merchant, AKA Chase MacLeod as a radio/TV pseudo-name, has made comments in the past that have been considered offensive to a small group of people. Predominantly, his comments have offended less than 10% of the population as a whole.

Due to the continued, stepped up efforts of anti-hate speech groups, Mr. Merchant (AKA Chase MacLeod) is having his constitutional rights to free speech suspended. Mr. Merchant (AKA Chase MacLeod) is hereby not permitted to speak in public forums or post his opinion on any web site until his rights to free-speech have been returned to him.

This action has been taken against Mr. Merchant (AKA Chase MacLeod) because of comments he has made in the past regarding the following:
A) The migration of workers over national boundaries and the legality of said migration and the willingness of those workers to work for wages that are what he feels is un-acceptable, drawing down what is internationally considered an exorbitant lifestyle.
B) The ratios of crimes committed by various groups, specifically calling attention to education level, parental status, citizenship status, vocational status, racial status, musical preference, apparel, and ability to converse in the English language.
C) The collection and use of tax dollars
D) The ability of current leaders
E) The decisions of the aforementioned leaders

Mr. Merchant has been remanded into a special program to have his thoughts and opinions re-shaped so that he does not offend anyone again. Similar programs have been established for others. For example:
A) For entertainers
1) “The Dixie Chicks”
2) Sean Penn
3) Michael Moore
4) Tim Robbins

B) For television personalities
1) Rosie O’Donnell
2) Bill Maher
3) Colin Quinn

C) For radio personalities
1) Don Imus
2) Rush Limbaugh
3) Glenn Beck
4) Sean Hannity
(Please note that the programs for Mr. Limbaugh, Mr. Beck, and Mr. Hannity do not seem to be working as planned. They are being modified as we speak.)

Mr. Merchant (AKA Chase Macleod) will return once his re-programming has been completed.