Boogyman's Blog

 My husband is a liar and a cheat. He has cheated on me from the
beginning
and, when I confront him, he denies everything. What's worse, everyone knows
that he cheats on me. It is so humiliating.

 Also, since he lost his job six years ago, he hasn't even looked for a
new
one. All he does all day is smoke cigars, cruise around and chat with his
buddies while I have to work to pay the bills. Since our daughter went away
to
college he doesn't even pretend to like me. He doesn't even defend my
reputation
when people suggest I may be a lesbian. What should I do?

 Dear Clueless,

 Grow up and dump him. Good grief, woman. You don't need him anymore!
You're a United States Senator from New York running for President of the
Uni ted
States ..........Act like one!