AZMee's Blog

Way to go Senator Arlen Specter (R-Pa) calling for an independent investigation on "Spygate".

For those of you who don't follow sports, he wants to use our tax dollars and valuable time on whether or not The New England Patriots illegally taped other teams signals to use to their benefit during football games.

With all of the important issues facing our comfort he's concerned with a freakin' football game and clamoring to spend time and money on this.

Just another nail in the Republican coffin come November. 

Way to go Rebecca Jimenez.

Great way to represent your constituency and lend credibility to your office by getting pulled over for an equiptment violation and no papers in you car.

Somewhere Sheriff Joe is laughing, like I am, and resting assured that God is on his side.

Watch out Governor Jane and Mayor Phil,  you just may be next.

I submit for your approval the following nicknames for our high profile politico's in the never ending battle of the illegal's issues.

Phil Gordon as Mayor Philly Cream Cheese (because he's soft and will be whipped in the next election).

Janet Napolitano as Governor Plain Janeatano (because her physical beauty makes Janet Reno look like a runway model).

Joe Arpaio as Sheriff Blow Arpaio (because at times he comes across like a Santa Ana wind which often blows hard and is full of hot air).

Unconfirmed sources have reported that, pregnant with twins, Angelina Jolie will give her newborn's up for adoption to a needy Third World  couple almost immediately after their birth.

When reached for comment Jolie would only say that it's necessary for all that can afford to give back.

When questioned about this decision Brad Pitt added  that the mother to be has the right to choose because afterall, it's not like they're married.

re: The Japanese baseball story;

I hope for the good of your marriage that you learn a bit more about baseball terminology and protocol.

It's not nine to zero, it's nine to nothing and the reason for that is because that is an official forfeit score in baseball.

Also, I heard last night that your Sean may be headed to the Boston Red Sox in a trade for Coco Crisp (yes it's a player not a cereal). 

Again  I hope for the good of your marriage  if it does happen, that Massachusetts doesn't have an adverse affect on your hubby's demeanor.

                                                    
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Some people were impressed the other day when a very brave Chelsea Clinton so adeptly handled the Monica reference with the don't ask, don't tell line.

My first impression was how would the Clintons allow her to face the public at this time but on second thought I remembered the guy that was planted at one of  Hillary's rally's earlier in the campaign and I said to myself, I wonder.

Is it possible they went back to the well again?

The other thing I couldn't get passed was how stiff she looked while talking at the gathering. She looked like a Muhammad Ali sighting, ya know, one at which he stares off into space and tries to acknowledge what's going on around him.

What's up with that? I mean with Chelsea, not The Champ.

Well, anyway, it's good to see she's getting involved in the family business and it probably won't be long before she, too, will be running for office.

Judging from the lack of athletic movements and builds on the Rodham women I have a feeling that's the only kind of running these ladies ever do. 

So Crusty McCain put his foot in his mouth again (how nimble he is for a man his age) this time joining some Israeli's celebrate "Halloween" while masquerading as a man with all his faculties about him.

I've been told that after joining others in prayer at the Wailing Wall he was asked if he thought his prayers would be answered and he said, ehhhhhhh, it's like talking to a wall.

Well, he may be quickly losing his sense but obviously not his sense of humor.

Good luck Crusty, you remain the democratic party's(sic) best candidate for president.

I am writing this as I watch King George ll speak to the nation in "celebration" of our fifth (FIFTH!!!!!) anniversary of being in Iraq.

I just love it when he uses some big words in a sentence and then pauses for a bit looking so proud of himself that he was able to spit them out without dribbling all over himself.

I love it when he gives that dopey look and that little head bob. It's classic Bushbaby.

I thank those that have gone off to war (both military and civilian) and have returned , and I pray for the souls of those that didn't return and wish "we" didn't have to spend another day there.