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ONLY IN AMERICA
Nov 21, 2008 | 3:22 PM PST
Category:
Entertainment
(I was sent this,I was amused and it makes you think,) Enjoy.
Only in America ......do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.
Only in America.....do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.
Only in America.....do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.
Only in America.....do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.
Only in America......do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.
Only in America.....do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.
EVER WONDER ...
Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens
our skin?
Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?
Why don't you ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?
Why is 'abbreviated' such a long word?
Why is it that doctors call what they do 'practice'?
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?!
Why don't sheepshrink when it rains? Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?
Having fun in retirement
Jan 31, 2008 | 8:23 PM PST
Category:
Entertainment
-----------------------''' Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting. Well, for example, the other day I went down town and went into a shop. I was only in there for about 5 minutes and when I came out there was a cop writing out a parking ticket. I went up to him and said, "Come on, man, how about giving a retired person a break"? He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. I called him a "Nazi." He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tires. So I called him a "doughnut eating Gestapo." He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket. This went on for about 20 minutes. The more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote. Personally, I didn't care. I came down town on the bus and the car that he was putting the tickets on had a bumper sticker that said "Hillary in '08." I try to have a little fun each day now that I'm retired. It's important to my health...----------------------
(Keep in mind this is not me.I happen to like Hillary,Just thought this was funny.Enjoy)
BEST BURGER
Jan 17, 2008 | 12:33 PM PST
Category:
Entertainment
Just went to this place called "5 Guys famous burgers and fries"on SandLake/JYP.This has got to be the best Burger in Florida.It blew my mind.It was like Ambrosia, food of the freakin God's.Nothing artificial or added ,just fresh and made to order.That burger almost had me speaking in tongues,It was so good.Im still thinking about it.And they pile the fries in the bag.If I wasn't taking Pravachol(for cholesterol )I would be camped outside their doorstep.
Top 3 best burger sofar.
1.5 Guys burgers and fries
2.Chilis(anywhere)
3.Fuddruckers (tie)/ Backyard Burger
Boy Shakira
Oct 4, 2007 | 10:09 PM PST
Category:
Entertainment
When I saw this I just couldn't stop laughing,It's absolutely hilarious.It kind of reminds you of Napolean Dynamite.It brought me to tears,so I just had to post this.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LIr3gaqefXg
